The dangly bit at the back of a rudder is the best bit.

Feels obligatory to declare one's self so here goes: 🤖Hi, I'm human, but am aware that's exactly whan an AI would say right before killing us. 📏Am boringly cis straight (me/mine) and utterly accepting of whatever flags anyone wants to fly. 🙏I dig God, but am in no way threatened by those who don't. 👻You will never find me anywhere online but here. ♥️Be good to each other.

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@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

Ethical consumption decision tree:

Step 1: Research the company
Step 2: Find something horrifying
Step 3: Switch to competitor
Step 4: Return to Step 1

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More often than not i get nauseous along the company research path and give up, buying nothing instead and making due with what I've got...

A bonus rule i use in my quest for ethical products: advertisements serve to teach me what products and companies must be avoided. I mentally blacklist all advertisements and derive great joy from the act. I dream of a world with enough people like me in it that the entire advertisement surveillance industry becomes unprofitable.... And perishes.

@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us avatar ChrisMayLA6 , to random

If the world wide web for some time was the way the human race could talk to each other, the launch & fast roll-out of various forms of 'artificial intelligence' is fast destroying this aspect of social media...

If the chart below is anything like accurate, one can only wonder what the next few years will being in the way of 'automated' content & what that might mean for the handling & distortion of information, communication & politics?

Should we be worried? Yes!

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Don't panic. Information "pedigree" has always been important. Who says something changes everything about how we understand it.

This is more of the same. If its from AI, it will be deemed trash. If you cant tell, then it is AI.

Genuine human content has much more value in most creative cases, and will be advertised in verifiable ways. Anyone who doesn't believe this now will learn in time.

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I've been fanboy of technology for decades. All those years of following and writing about it never changed that.

But while I could always appreciate, and often celebrate, the achievements of some of the people who created things, I was never a fan of their industry. Its growth and power came with a massive increase in arrogance and abuse.

If we don't get a handle on this, everything good about tech will be subsumed by the bad.

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They are the modern railroad tycoons. And where are trains now? They were once the most exciting technology on earth, they are now a rusty commodity.

The fascination with tech and the rapid pace of innovation is becoming irrelevant and uninteresting. Many if not most are already bored with it and have moved on. Phones are being held longer, people are getting a decade from a laptop. And bit by bit their power will evaporate. AI is their last hail marry and that bubble's about over.

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If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.

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Oh my lord, CNBC sucks.

The better not look at the company Fairphone... I have one and its great. But the ENTIRE BUSINESS MODEL is to empower people to use the phone as long as possible by making them hyper repairable.

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The Correct Incantation

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Best stochastic parrot ever!! Please mak this a series. :-)

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Awesome :-) It's just a great idea for the best worst sidekick ever... We all deal with AI stupidity every day, comedic potential is ripe! :-) She needs to train the Stokey (i named your parrot sorry) how to count blueberries or something...

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NBC - A “criminal illegal alien from Brazil,” who is related to the White House press secretary, faces deportation after being taken into custody. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-press-secretary-karoline-leavitts-relative-detained-ice-rcna246000

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I think everyone is making the false assumption that the press secretary gives a fuck about her nephew or his mom. That bitch is dead inside, that is the only way anyone could lie for a stinky fat fuck like trump every waking hour.

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Trump: Give me 10 dollars.

Republican: Okay.

Trump: Here, you can have 4 of your dollars back.

Republican: I made 4 dollars.

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I like where you're going with this, but be careful you don't start spitting out too many cold hard facts lest it spoil your reputation. ;-)

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Bombshell: Leaked audio proves Trump advisor Steve Witkoff was instructing Putin on how to butter up Trump, so a document reflecting all of Putin’s demands would become the document which Trump presented to Zelenskyy as the peace plan he “had to accept”.

Republican senators will be furious. I will not be surprised if Witkoff is out before Christmas.

https://youtu.be/_UvknbtULms?si=QPZNF85xou8BTILt

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Let's not give Witkoff credit for having some special insight into trumps mind. The Russians know FAR better how to manipulate Trump; they are masters at controlling low IQ narcissists. Hell anyone with eyes knows you can control Trumps pea sized mind with adequate brown nosing.

WITKOFF's still an effing traitor and should be locked up. But hes a dumb as fuck traitor who can't tell the difference between DM's and public posts when informing who leaked Putin's 28 pt. demand list.

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Was referring to this idiocy: https://www.kyivpost.com/post/64609

Witkoff tweeted and deleted cause he didn't realize it wasn't a direct message. Hes an idiot.

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According to Trump, Chinese company Bytedance could not own TikTok, but when American billionaire Larry Ellison wanted in, Trump approved.

According to Trump, the Swiss company Gunvor could not take over the sanctioned Russian oil assets in Europe, but now that the American company Carlyle wants in, Trump approves.

We are on a dangerous path, if sanctions are no longer a tool to ensure peace, but a way for Trump to ensure his sponsors get to buy the world at a discount.

Wake up EU!

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Uh. Its been like this for a long time. Only the biggest party bribers, i mean donors ever got sanctions to shelter their profit margins.

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Just hours after an e-mail revealed Trump was with an Epstein victim at Epstein's house, Trump defender Megan Kelly starts moving the goal posts to, "He was not a pedophile […] He liked 15-year-olds […] He wasn't into 8-year-olds […] There is a difference."

She is trying to white wash child sex trafficking and child rape the day after she finds out Trump was likely abusing a trafficked girl.

It is a cult.

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@randahl Megan Kelly thinks 15 is barely legal???? W the actual F. That's not how words work. Barely legal means still legal, please bitch.

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Bro got his priorities straight. 💪

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@itsfoss That girl runs Mint and has auto updates enabled. She's got her priorities set just fine. ;-)

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Very true 🐧

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The amount of desktop customizations someone does is inversely correlated to 3 factors:

  1. How much free time someone has.
  2. How many ducks they give.
  3. How un-aligned a chosen distro is with ones tastes.

My advice: pick a distro where their defaults are to your taste. Mint for me is it. i think there are only about 4 settings i tweak before I'm delighted with a fresh Mint box. I wish some other distros would take notes.

@dangillmor@mastodon.social avatar dangillmor , to random

One of the most corrupt organizations on the planet launches a "peace prize" whose first recipient will surely be the most corrupt political leader on the planet. https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/world/fifa-to-award-new-peace-prize-at-world-cup-draw-in-washington

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As a football fan. Fuck. FIFA.

(Real football guys, not 'Murrican "hand run smash brain damage" ball.)

@randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , (edited ) to random

The most thought provoking article I have read this week:

A Norwegian bus company wants to know if their buses could be abused by China in the case of war.

So they drive two buses deep into a limestone mine to isolate them from the internet and forensically investigate how they work.

In the mine, investigators discover a Chinese kill switch which could destroy all Chinese buses.

In Denmark, that is 57 percent of the bus fleet.

Source (Danish):

https://www.zetland.dk/historie/svNwC3c5-aOPVxA4K-224e5

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Kill switches are fantastic folks. The question is only about who controls the switch.

-- When the owner of the asset can control the kill, it is a boon for privacy, anti theft, and pro security.

-- When an adversary controls it, it is coercive, malicious, dangerous and predatory.

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That's so wholesome.

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LQF, have your high grade low quality facts been used to train AI? Because it really sounds like you've been training them judging by what they generate.

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This perfectly encapsulates what the GOP position is on the shutdown.

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At this point it feels a bit like Maga is the Buffalo Bill freak in silence of the lambs....

"It rubs the lotion on its skin. It puts the lotion in the basket. Put the effing lotion in the basket!!!"

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I don’t like asking for money and I never expect financial help from anyone but due to circumstances outside of my control I’m about €230,000,000 short this month to pay for this yacht any assistance would be amazing and I will absolutely pay it forward (I won’t)

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If you only have 230 million you cant afford this yacht.

It costs 500k a week (average) to operate assuming you don't want to drive anywhere too far.

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Its the rich, peeing on your leg and telling you it's raining. 🤮

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar molly0xfff , to random

fixed that for you

Grokipedia attribution text: "The content is adapted from Wikipedia, licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 License."

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Boy the LLM prompt used by the pre-teens musk hired to do this must jave been a doozey. A window into the tortured Maga soul.

@tante@tldr.nettime.org avatar tante , to random

Never cared much for Omarchy: It's being made by a right-wing dipshit with no experience with Linux and distributions who's whole "Opinion" seems to be that "90ies Hacker movie look" is what makes a good operating system.

But when I read this actual review https://マリウス.com/a-word-on-omarchy/ I was shocked by how bad it actually is: Technologically but also as an "opinionated Linux distribution". Sad to see that @frameworkcomputer tanked their reputation within their target audience in support of this underbaked Linux-Hacker-Cosplay thing.

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What a steaming turd of a "distro".. Hell it isn't a distro, its just a screwed up version of Arch...

I've been forming a theory lately as i realize that all right wingers i know, ever met, or see in the media seem to be deficient in cognitive reasoning skills. They just cant form coherent thoughts without ping-ponging around in an uncontrolled fashion... It's as though they are dumb and think that leaping from talking point to talking point might mask the fact.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

Saying "correlation isn't causation" makes you sound smart exactly once per conversation. After that you're just the guy who won't let anyone conclude anything from anything

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But what if you are actually schooling someone who rubbed the wrong brain cells together and has arrived at an objectively wrong conclusion?

I guess i am seeking permission to use the phrase because I need it about once a month to point out to colleagues that they have arrived at a faulty {deduction | conclusion | decision} (pick one).

I am an engineering manager. :-) Please don't take this phrase from me. 😉

@nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar nixCraft , to random

After stealing all books, art, videos, forum content, and independent web data, and destroying journalists' work, ChatGPT is getting ready to sell all of your personal data and queries to the highest bidder. ChatGPT Ads are coming soon to monetise its massive user base or as sam Altman calls those users free loaders. OpenAI is going to profit massively from artists' work while building a bigger surveillance network. It all legal now.

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AI is oppression perfected. From cradle to grave, nothing a person ever says or does while signed into an AI platform will ever be forgotten or forgiven.

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I would be so proud if i could do or say something that enraged a knob goblin like Stephen Miller.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

My deeply scientific analysis:

twitter = some Logan Paul energy drink
mastodon = loose leaf tea
instagram = overpriced matcha latte
tiktok = boba tea
linkedin = bullet proof coffee
reddit = mountain dew
facebook = your dad’s beer
threads = store brand cola
discord = monster
bluesky = artisanal kombucha
pinterest = aldi-brand rosé

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You forgot a few international ones...

Telegram = polonium tea
VK = arsenic tea
WeChat = Tea without food safety standards / warm microplastic dioxin water)

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All hail the tapeworm.

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False advertising. This is a high quality fact.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Black and White Spider Crochet Kit.
This is the best way to overcome your arachnophobia. It is impossible to fear something that you've created out of yarn. I used to have a crippling fear of flying until I crocheted a Boeing 747.
https://collabs.shop/ztcobc

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The plastic googly eyes kind of undo what would otherwise be breathtaking magnificence.

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    He dared to threaten their fragile masculinity and weak moral characters.

    In many parts of the world that's a death sentence or at least a decade of hard labor and reeducation.

    Welcome, all US citizens, to those parts of the world. Why travel when you can import fascism?

    @Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

    Nonfiction gives you information.

    Fiction gives you pattern recognition.

    One teaches facts.

    The other teaches life.

    https://www.joanwestenberg.com/p/why-stories-make-you-smarter-than-self-help-books

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    Fantastic read, first time I've ever understood why I've found fiction so very much more rewarding than non-f in my life. Not to toot my own horn, but I have always found non fiction to be a very dull and repetitive slog. Now i get it!! Thanks!!

    BUT!

    But! Could you please improve your article by re-writing it in the form of a fictional allegorical tale set in a fantasy world with laser wielding intergalactic cyber elves who wear cowboy hats?

    M'kay tks much buh bye! ♥️

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    And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.

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    Nope. Contempt and disdain are the only things Dump feels about the public.

    @Vivaldi@vivaldi.net avatar Vivaldi , to random

    Good morning to everyone who says “searching” and not “googling”. 🤝

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    I not only drive my colleagues nuts by refusing to use the G word, I correct them when they use it.

    "You mean a web search?"

    Funny thing is, in my department people now mostly say web search and no longer use google on the grounds that the results are manipulative and low quality.

    1 person can make a difference.

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    IF YOU THINK IM WEIRD FOR HAVING 47 JARS OF PICKLES IN MY APARTMENT THEN QUITE FRANKLY YOU ARE NOT READY FOR WHATS COMING

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    Um, anti-trust filings for manipulating and controlling the pickle market?

    I'm joking! Of course there are no anti-trust rules in the USA provided you bribe, i mean donate money to the right orange political candidates Presidential Library ATM slush fund.

    But you're gonna need to let your big pickle money flow and start some dark money PACs to be safe.

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    Whoooooops! Did Trump advisor Stephen Miller accidentally reveal his hand on live tv?

    Asked whether Trump will abide by a judge's ruling not to use the national guard, Miller accidentally says Trump has "plenary authority" — that means "absolute power".

    As every legal expert has said, Trump does not have absolute power, but Miller says it and then freezes — likely because this is the lie they have been telling Trump to get him to do what they want, but this lie was NOT meant for the press.

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    I cracked up hard when i saw this. He's such a dumb nasty little ahit stain of a human being....

    @nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar nixCraft , to random

    Qualcomm has acquired the open-source hardware and software company Arduino as a strategic move to boost its presence in edge computing and diversify beyond the mobile phone market. https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/qualcomm-to-acquire-arduino-amid-edge-computing-push-130012919.htm

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    Get ready arduino hobbyists! Your stuff is about to be subscription only, at 100x the old pricee, per anum, forever. They will raise frivolous lawsuits against all competitors to ensure no alternatives remain.

    I predict a massive loss of market share as customers flee the plague that is Qualcom. It's just a bunch of evil fuckwad greed mongers pretending to "do" tech. Zero value ever provided to humanity, only a legacy of exploitation and extraction has been left in their wake.

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    Looking good guys

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    Nvidia's gonna need more telephone poles to prop up their falling highrise.... Quick, buy stock in telephone poles!

    @arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

    SpaceX has a few tricks up its sleeve for the last Starship flight of the year
    SpaceX will reuse a Super Heavy booster with 24 previously flown Raptor engines.
    https://arstechnica.com/space/2025/09/spacex-has-a-few-tricks-up-its-sleeve-for-the-last-starship-flight-of-the-year/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

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    An engineering triumph. For a man who gave birth to mecha-hitler.....

    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar molly0xfff , to random

    can't wait to read Elon's new bio on Grokipedia

    Tweet by Elon Musk: We are building Grokipedia @xAI . Will be a massive improvement over Wikipedia. Frankly, it is a necessary step towards the xAI goal of understanding the Universe.

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    @molly0xfff As a Robert Heinlein fan and deep lover of "A Stranger In A Strange Land" im so fucking offended that Musk has stolen the word "grok" and redefined it to mean "Pravda".

    If unaware, Pravda is a word that nominally means "truth" in Russian, but has come to be redefined as "propaganda". Nobody thinks the Pravda folks speak truths, it is universally know to be state sponsored lies. So goes it with another no le word, grok.

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    My favorite joke to tell people who are debugging JavaScript code: "Which this is this this?"

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    Comeon guys, keep it simple. You need an array to keep track:

    const those = ["this", "this", "this"];

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    Just like the other Big Media payoff "settlements" to Trump in his string of bogus lawsuits, Google's millions are proof that he is a successful extortionist -- and that they are willing to pay bribes. Don't think otherwise. https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/29/business/youtube-settle-trump-lawsuit

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    @dangillmor Also known as: "BIG EFFING BRIBE".

    Please someone, put google execs in jail on bribery charges. Paying a settlement for a frivolous lawsuit is not adequate plausible deniability. We know what they are doing. Paying to play.

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    Things I had not expected to see today: Deutsche Bank making a numbers based argument that "AI" is a bubble and won't last https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/deutsche-bank-grim-warning-ai-industry

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    Nice. I've been saying this for a few months now. Writing has been on the wall.

    There are a fair few niche functions llms can do to improve worker efficiency. Exactly like VR goggles and bitcoin.

    But to overlook everything LLMs are horrible at is to be either complicit in the scam, or an idiot.

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    First, Republicans start a trade war that destroys US export of farm products.

    Then they want government to finance the farms, like in the Soviet Union.

    Nuts!

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    It is a cold calculated strategy to bankrupt and collapse the country, see accelerationism.

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    "The richest man on earth owns X.

    The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

    The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

    The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

    See the problem here?"

    Robert Reich

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    We must burn this concept into our brains.

    I am so sick of public apathy..... Some days, i can't even. ;-)

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    In one day, Russia has violated the airspace of Estonia with 3 Mig-31 fighter jets in the morning, AND sent two other fighter jets to violate the security zone around a Polish oil rig owned by Petrobaltic in the evening.

    I long for the day, when we have FINALLY had enough of Putin’s games, and take the Turkish approach of simply obliterating the offending aircraft.

    Full force is the only language the Russian dictator understands.

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    Shoot. Russia. Out. Of. The. Sky.

    If a freaking pigeon flew over russian airspace without permission they would mot hesitate to gun it down. Hell ask Azerbaijan how Russia handles passenger planes of ally nations who do have permission.... They gun them down with no shits given.

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    they called it trickle-down economics because 'financial waterboarding' didn't poll well with focus groups

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    @Daojoan A few months ago, right wing friend tried to tell me trickle down economics worked.

    I said "It only works in so far as a rich person pisses on your leg and tells you it's trickling. Problem with your parroted words is that the rich already own everything. Your house. Your car. Your kids education. Every credit card swipe pushes money up the pyramid. You lost when your mind accepted this lie, lick up that trickle now please like a good servant."

    That ended our conversation.