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Fediverse since 2017.

Optimist mugged by reality, still.

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

NAFOtastic.

Camouflaged, at times. Sec cleared. Troglodyte, tech savvy ludite, part time gray Jedi, not-quite-erudite grudge holder and netizen extraordinaire.

Humorless people stay the hell away.

Opinions and fluids expressed solely mine. Go find your own.

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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar Binder , to random

I'm so excited for tonight's , Doctor Who Does Daleks.

faraiwe ,
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@mcourcel @Binder merengue your friends, don't harangue them.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

The real cancel culture is Netflix who can’t let a single good show get past season one without canceling it

faraiwe ,
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@Daojoan 😢

@randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , to random

In 256 days Trump will lose the and fascism will fall.

November is coming. 🗽

faraiwe ,
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@randahl assuming, naturally, that

  • there will be midterms, at all.
  • ICE won't be used as gestapo shock troops to scare away anyone not white-MAGAt from polls
  • some form of self-coup attempt, such as fudging the elections count.
@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

I really cannot wait until the name "Donald Trump" is nothing more then a dirty nasty smudge in history

I am sick and tired of that thing..

faraiwe ,
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@stux it must go. We can no longer stomach the unctuousness, the vicious, frivolous, slimy, sticky, tacky tone of its voice, and the disgusting visage of the orange-sprayed wrinkles of its facial anus.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar TheBreadmonkey , to random

I wish to formally apologise to the entire county of Cornwall this evening. What I have done to your hallowed pasty is frankly unforgivable.

faraiwe ,
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@TheBreadmonkey ...their pasty WHAT?

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Boom. Rep. Balint didn't even skip a beat.

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faraiwe ,
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@georgetakei

::stands up::

::looks formally, perfunctorily to both corners::

::raises flag::

::points flag at corner::

IPPON.

@timkmak@journa.host avatar timkmak , to random

Ali slept overnight on his friend’s grave after a marked by singing and dancing, gestures so dangerous in they can lead to .

As graves fill with victims of the IRGC crackdown, funerals are shedding quiet submission and erupting into song, movement, and noise.
https://www.counteroffensive.news/p/so-many-iranians-killed-funeral-traditions

faraiwe ,
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@timkmak thanks for always bringing relevant, as-close-as-possible-to-source information, and insight about it, to all of us.

We see you, and appreciate it.

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

I should add a new rule to ALL our instances..

"NO AI AGENTS"

Calling them "agents" feels like total bs

ITS JUST CODE

faraiwe ,
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@stux strictly speaking, they can not be agents, since they have no agency of their own, anyways.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

There is only one way to get a ton of likes on your Mastodon post. You must find a decades old piece of technology that only 12 people in the world own and write a 10,000 word essay on how to use it.

faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts ...in a single toot, no less.

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

LOL

Currently another police raid is happening at our old neighbors house😆

We are both at our new home luckily

What a freaking mess

faraiwe ,
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@stux remarks: yikes.

faraiwe ,
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@stux at some point, many moons ago,we moved to a spot in texas, where Uncle Sam sent us. rented a house sight unseen, because of the messy circumstances of the hurried transition. Acquaintances assured us the area was "ok", even a middle school across a small park...

The day we arrived to open the house for the first time and wait for truck with our stuff, not a block down the road, a SWAT truck screeched to a halt, then a few cars with purdy whirly lights.

Meth lab.

@jerry@infosec.exchange avatar jerry , to random

TFW I’m talking to a really old guy at the gym and learn that he is younger than me 💀

faraiwe ,
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@jerry "no, he isn't, no you didn't, lalalala, can't hear you, I'm still 22"

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

I wonder what happens at level nine.

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faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts I can not tell whether this is satire or an actual quote.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Kodama Coffee Mug.
Kodama are spirits from Japanese folklore that act as guardians of the forest. It's probably for the best they don't exist, because if they did there is a 99% chance kodama nuggets would be on fast food menus.
https://collabs.shop/emvv0s

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faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts :: clicks head ::

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar TheBreadmonkey , to random

It's understandable to post about your frustration with the Discord news. For now is the winter of our Discord vent.

faraiwe ,
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@TheBreadmonkey :: salutes::

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

Yesterday I had a discussion with someone who watched a LOT on Twitch

He was mad because someone he likes spoke out about the current situation in the US and he said he doesn't want to hear about politics on Twitch

I said that I think that if a person gets popular enough, they have a certain responsibility to call out things that are wrong in this world

They don't have to "convert" their stream to that but don't stay silent

Staying silent and ignoring stuff is like a silent agreement

faraiwe ,
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@stux silence in face of oppression IS choosing a side.

Anyone who says "keep politics out of [ whatever ] " is a low key nazi piece of shit, and not worth the bother to keep among your circle of relationships.

@TechCrunch@mstdn.social avatar TechCrunch , to random

With its new "Arrival Notifications," users can now set one-time or recurring alerts for locations beyond their home, providing an automatic way to share when they’ve arrived at their destination. https://techcrunch.com/2026/02/09/snapchat-now-lets-you-inform-others-when-you-have-arrived-at-your-destination/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

faraiwe ,
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@TechCrunch oh, good, another beacon of surveillance on us. nice, nice.

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

It's the 9th of Feb in the Netherlands now, and today is my gf's birthday! She also 33 years old now :blobcathearts:

Im just 1 day older :blobcatgiggle:

faraiwe ,
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@stux muchos merri burfmases to y'allz

faraiwe ,
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Sine_Fine_Belli I mean, Mn is already colder than anything reasonably habitable... at this point, why not?

@faraiwe@mstdn.social avatar faraiwe , to random
@faraiwe@mstdn.social avatar faraiwe , to random

Meanwhile, Greenland

@faraiwe@mstdn.social avatar faraiwe , to random

After WWII a lot of nazis avoided prosecution.

They thought they would just pretend nothing they did happened , or mattered, because orders. They thought they'd just move and take a new name. None the wiser.

Some were hunted down, later.

That needs to happen in the US, post-MAGA.

No MAGA gestapo thug must ever have a moment of peace.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

I don’t like mixing files or using everything buckets. I work out of the Documents folder. All PDFs are in a folder called PDFs. All images are in a folder called Images. I save everything to an external hard drive once a day.

faraiwe ,
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@Daojoan the way it was meant to be.

@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar Gargron , to random

RE: https://mastodon.social/@blequerrec/115645932214798276

"The council will decide your fate."

faraiwe ,
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@Gargron unbenownst-eth to most, every John Mastodon plushie comes with a nuclear-battery-titanium-shieleded chip that makes them able to moderate the instances used near them.

True story. ::nods emphatically::

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random
faraiwe ,
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@stux if that one can, then you toucan.

@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar Gargron , to random

I boost, therefore I am.

faraiwe ,
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@Gargron "It quoots, or it gets the hose"

@pluralistic@mamot.fr avatar pluralistic , to random

Bad Ombre

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faraiwe ,
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@pluralistic hashtag-no

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Someone complained that I've been talking about fascism too much lately. So, naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this No Gods, No Kings pin. Keep the complaints coming, pal.
https://collabs.shop/z3vtvh

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faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts needs m04r guillotine

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

I see a lot of people saying "We need to have a serious conversation about this." This means they want to spend 4 hours arguing about it, then all agree that absolutely nothing can or will be done about it. This is optimal.

faraiwe ,
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@Daojoan ordinal Pareto optimal, in fact =)

@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar Gargron , to random

Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of . Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I intend to stay on and continue to advise the new leadership and contribute, because Mastodon—and the fediverse—is one of the very few beacons of hope for a better web.

https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2025/11/my-next-chapter-with-mastodon/

faraiwe ,
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@Gargron a thank you from everyone, here, man. Best luck out, there.

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@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

More than a half million people in Manila attend a rally, organized by a controversial evangelical Philippines-based church, to demand accountability for a flood-control corruption scandal. https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/topstories/metro/966323/inc-luneta-rally-calls-for-concrete-actions-vs-corruption-not-gov-t-downfall/story/

faraiwe ,
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@w7voa Hm.

While the Philippines DOES need a good shake down to get corruption off from govt, these movements based off of scamvangelism ALWAYS end so very well and never like Iran or Afghanistan, right?

@Swede1952@universeodon.com avatar Swede1952 , to random

The Sky Keeper

During our morning walk, birds were scarce. I did manage to catch a sparrow of some sort, though I haven’t taken it off the camera yet. Yesterday, however, a turkey vulture—Cathartes aura—drifted overhead. I’ve captured many images of these birds over time. They’re plentiful around here, and in the air, they look magnificent—broad-winged, effortless, almost mythic in their glide.

Check out breathtaking photos of magnificent birds of prey, visit my photo gallery here:

https://swede1952-photographs.pixels.com

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faraiwe ,
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@Swede1952 well, ain't that a big honker

faraiwe ,
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@Swede1952 the pic lacks scale, but from the proportions that is a seriously biggie vulture. Thunderbird!

faraiwe ,
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@Swede1952 missing: yorkshire terrier in its claws, for scale.

faraiwe ,
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@Swede1952 ah. So no pest control.

faraiwe ,
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@Swede1952 (in our neighborhood we have bald eagles; the whole corner of county is a bird sanctuary. When we had just moved here, someone had the most annoying, neurotic, aggressively yappy yorkie. One day, a commotion happened, and people gathered to find the owner shrieking, running after a flurry. A BIG eagle had just snagged the yapping tea cup. There were few tears. Eagles gotta eat...)

@mattblaze@federate.social avatar mattblaze , to random

Titan II ICBM, Launch Complex 571-7, Sahuarita, AZ, 2009.

All the pixels, with none of the radioactive fallout, at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/4181990048/

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faraiwe ,
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@mattblaze life lesson: don't poke an ICBM.

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

In terms of big disappointments, he gets honorable Manchin.

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faraiwe ,
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@georgetakei fetterman is the synema of liebermanns

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

A lot of people think it would be cool to hang out with Henry Cavill but it's really not. He always reaches over while I'm driving and honks the horn. When I tell him to stop he just laughs and says "Honky Cavill".

faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts ::Geralt of Rivia's voice:: Hm.

@faraiwe@mstdn.social avatar faraiwe , to random

Schummer must go.

The mummies, ancient gerontocrats, dementia riddled sell outs got to go away.

faraiwe OP ,
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@RememberUsAlways and that's why the monoculture of gerontocrat dementia addled mummies MUST GO

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange avatar JessTheUnstill , to random

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    @JessTheUnstill I approve, endorse and vehemently support this, wholly.

    @gbhnews@mastodon.social avatar gbhnews , (edited ) to random

    we're doing some DIY home upgrades to this packet

    faraiwe ,
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    @gbhnews spoonful of miso paste, a boiled egg (cut in half), scallions freely sprinkled, and a few pieces of dried seaweed (snack pack) on the edge of the bowl

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    @Binder @aintnorulesays ::rings meditation bowl::

    @stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random
    faraiwe ,
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    @stux Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ::wink wink::

    ::finger in ear:: Mup, mup.

    @jerry@infosec.exchange avatar jerry , to random

    Well friends, it finally happened. A VPN provider finally reached out to wag some money in my face to promote their service here. It seems a bit alarming that running a VPN service is apparently so profitable that providers are able to spend all this money on advertising (seems like half of podcasts have VPN sponsors and the other half are sponsored by square space)

    I still own guardllama.io so maybe I need to set up my own VPN service under that name 😂

    faraiwe ,
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    @jerry 🤔

    @arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar arstechnica , to random

    DHS wants to use biometrics to track immigrant kids throughout their lives
    Sweeping DHS power grab would collect face, iris, voice scans of all immigrants.
    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/11/dhs-wants-to-use-biometrics-to-track-immigrant-kids-throughout-their-lives/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    faraiwe ,
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    @arstechnica the new yellow star sewn on their clothes.

    # nazi