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faraiwe

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Fediverse since 2017.

Optimist mugged by reality, still.

Billionaires shouldn't exist.

NAFOtastic.

Camouflaged, at times. Sec cleared. Troglodyte, tech savvy ludite, part time gray Jedi, not-quite-erudite grudge holder and netizen extraordinaire.

Humorless people stay the hell away.

Opinions and fluids expressed solely mine. Go find your own.

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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar Binder , to random

I'm so excited for tonight's , Doctor Who Does Daleks.

faraiwe ,
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@mcourcel @Binder merengue your friends, don't harangue them.

@Daojoan@mastodon.social avatar Daojoan , to random

The real cancel culture is Netflix who can’t let a single good show get past season one without canceling it

faraiwe ,
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@Daojoan 😢

@randahl@mastodon.social avatar randahl , to random

In 256 days Trump will lose the and fascism will fall.

November is coming. 🗽

faraiwe ,
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@randahl assuming, naturally, that

  • there will be midterms, at all.
  • ICE won't be used as gestapo shock troops to scare away anyone not white-MAGAt from polls
  • some form of self-coup attempt, such as fudging the elections count.
@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

I really cannot wait until the name "Donald Trump" is nothing more then a dirty nasty smudge in history

I am sick and tired of that thing..

faraiwe ,
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@stux it must go. We can no longer stomach the unctuousness, the vicious, frivolous, slimy, sticky, tacky tone of its voice, and the disgusting visage of the orange-sprayed wrinkles of its facial anus.

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar TheBreadmonkey , to random

I wish to formally apologise to the entire county of Cornwall this evening. What I have done to your hallowed pasty is frankly unforgivable.

faraiwe ,
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@TheBreadmonkey ...their pasty WHAT?

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Boom. Rep. Balint didn't even skip a beat.

Screenshot of an X post by CALL TO ACTIVISM quoting an exchange at a congressional hearing: “BALINT: This is not a game, secretary. BONDI: I am Attorney General. BALINT: My apologies; I couldn't tell.” Below is a video still of Rep. Becca Balint seated at a hearing table speaking emphatically, with a nameplate reading “MS. BALINT.”
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faraiwe ,
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@georgetakei

::stands up::

::looks formally, perfunctorily to both corners::

::raises flag::

::points flag at corner::

IPPON.

@timkmak@journa.host avatar timkmak , to random

Ali slept overnight on his friend’s grave after a marked by singing and dancing, gestures so dangerous in they can lead to .

As graves fill with victims of the IRGC crackdown, funerals are shedding quiet submission and erupting into song, movement, and noise.
https://www.counteroffensive.news/p/so-many-iranians-killed-funeral-traditions

faraiwe ,
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@timkmak thanks for always bringing relevant, as-close-as-possible-to-source information, and insight about it, to all of us.

We see you, and appreciate it.

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

I should add a new rule to ALL our instances..

"NO AI AGENTS"

Calling them "agents" feels like total bs

ITS JUST CODE

faraiwe ,
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@stux strictly speaking, they can not be agents, since they have no agency of their own, anyways.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

There is only one way to get a ton of likes on your Mastodon post. You must find a decades old piece of technology that only 12 people in the world own and write a 10,000 word essay on how to use it.

faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts ...in a single toot, no less.

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

LOL

Currently another police raid is happening at our old neighbors house😆

We are both at our new home luckily

What a freaking mess

faraiwe ,
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@stux at some point, many moons ago,we moved to a spot in texas, where Uncle Sam sent us. rented a house sight unseen, because of the messy circumstances of the hurried transition. Acquaintances assured us the area was "ok", even a middle school across a small park...

The day we arrived to open the house for the first time and wait for truck with our stuff, not a block down the road, a SWAT truck screeched to a halt, then a few cars with purdy whirly lights.

Meth lab.

@stux@mstdn.social avatar stux , to random

LOL

Currently another police raid is happening at our old neighbors house😆

We are both at our new home luckily

What a freaking mess

faraiwe ,
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@stux remarks: yikes.

@jerry@infosec.exchange avatar jerry , to random

TFW I’m talking to a really old guy at the gym and learn that he is younger than me 💀

faraiwe ,
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@jerry "no, he isn't, no you didn't, lalalala, can't hear you, I'm still 22"

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

I wonder what happens at level nine.

I wonder what happens at level nine.
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faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts I can not tell whether this is satire or an actual quote.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Kodama Coffee Mug.
Kodama are spirits from Japanese folklore that act as guardians of the forest. It's probably for the best they don't exist, because if they did there is a 99% chance kodama nuggets would be on fast food menus.
https://collabs.shop/emvv0s

A white mug with a kodama on it.
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faraiwe ,
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@lowqualityfacts :: clicks head ::

@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party avatar TheBreadmonkey , to random

It's understandable to post about your frustration with the Discord news. For now is the winter of our Discord vent.

faraiwe ,
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@TheBreadmonkey :: salutes::