FatVegan

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FatVegan ,

I mean sure, but people are often wrong. Maybe some other dude is home, maybe it's the wrong house. Maybe someone is on a sex offender list because at some point they were 18 while their girlfriend was 17, Peed in public and someone saw it. Whatever the fuck.

FatVegan ,

Is your gynecologist jerking you off?

FatVegan ,

Just supporting

FatVegan ,

Sometimes i tell my girlfriend stories about weird people in my life and she's like: yeah, she was into your autistic ass. Nonono, she was doing this and that... Oh honey.

FatVegan ,

I sent that to my girlfriend and she asked me why i wrote that down

FatVegan ,

Oh shit, i didn't even know he had presidential qualities

FatVegan ,

I hope good things can grow out of american fertilizer

FatVegan ,

Wait what? I thought they were to kill people like known nazi Donald Trump.

FatVegan ,

But it's "fun" based on alpha and beta testers.

FatVegan ,

I was really confused reading this, because i thought: lake zürich, Switzerland?

FatVegan ,

I hate these fake everyone clapped stories just as much as i hate AI

FatVegan ,

Let's try the not poisonous bulltes first. Because something tells me that Americans can't even do that.

FatVegan ,

I'm already outraged when a sponsor segment slips through every now and then.

FatVegan ,

The fascinating thing about humans is that they can read stories like that, feel deeply sad, while also eat a burger.

FatVegan ,

I was so confused about the deadlock picture and not a single reference to it haha

FatVegan ,

Remember when people thought that there was a video out there where someone peed on him or something that that's what's gonna finish him? Those were the days.

FatVegan ,

I think a big part of it is that people realized that aliens somehow only visit the united States. And then mainly the redneck states. Then people got curious again when, again, american pilots saw a bunch of aliens and they released the footage and it was... Mate, that's a bit of dust or a bird, that is just close to the camera, therefore it appears to move really fast. Glad they got the best of the best on it. Also the whole Bob Lazar shit. Which again, believe it or not, american well known bullshitter telling wild stories with no proof at all

FatVegan ,

Maybe humans are delicious too. Especially the young ones

FatVegan ,

Oh no

FatVegan ,

That would be woke and anti american.

FatVegan ,

Wait... This is real?

FatVegan ,

The video where he coded with a guitar gave me anxiety. Such a good video, but i wanted to just yell: USE YOUR MOUSE, PLEEEEASE

FatVegan ,

It's really not. It's not only probably gonna break and you have to deal with a broken toilet and water, ceramic is very sharp and it can fuck you up

FatVegan ,

Then don't complain and enjoy

FatVegan ,

Kill Ben Shapiro and see if these people learned their lesson

FatVegan ,

Bless him

FatVegan ,

People said he's just gonna be a martyr and it's really bad to just kill them...

Nope, all good.

FatVegan ,

Woah dude, chill

FatVegan ,

Yeah but i spend 0 hours a day on social media. There is someone out there that reads 16 hours a day and bo one calls books addictive.

FatVegan ,

We know tuna is a fish is a wild statement when talking about americans

FatVegan ,

Oh thank god they build some skyscrapers then.

FatVegan ,

Even if you don't like DRG for whatever reason, everyone should appreciate how awesome they are.

FatVegan ,

Horses aren't either, and people still do it.

FatVegan ,

You can't imprison a celebrity in america. How absurd

FatVegan ,

The other day i tried to buy an oat drink, for my coffee. I usually have a favourite brand, but i don't care as much. It didn't have any that i recognized, but damn the one i bought, i had to read really closely what kind of "milk" it was.

FatVegan ,

Everyone is pretending that they matter and these rich fucks are going to prison.

FatVegan ,

Can't shoot the shooter

FatVegan ,

No, the people buying it are

FatVegan ,

I was always bored of seeing "the best" to do his thing. Sure it's interesting for a few seconds to see someone go absolutely nuts on a yo-yo, but then it's just noise. And the next one who is the "second best" just does the same thing again, but idk, his string has less tension or some shit.

FatVegan ,

That's very true. There are people, even strangers who feel nice, warm and comfortable to sit next to, while others absolutely don't, even if they're nice and all.

FatVegan ,

I just find it weird to be honest. Same with marvel rivals. All their character designs and especially paid costumes are clearly just made to show as much skin as possible. And that for a game that is aimed for kids. I don't think children, young adults or adults need to be sheltered from nudeness. But it's just to make money and for people to play their mediocre game. Same with the doa games. No one on the planet ever thought about playing their shitty games if it weren't for the boobs.

FatVegan ,

That's crazy. But also it's 2026 and we torture animals for food.

FatVegan ,

Can you at least tell us the great things he apparently did?

FatVegan ,

People are really fucking stupid to buy their products in the forst place. So that's what they were thinking and they were right.

FatVegan ,

That's what gets me too. America has always been in a weird place where they blindly worship everyone famous. And they treat politics like a sport. So it's not surprising that some guy rolls around selling them monorails. But i expected that guy to look like george Clooney and the charisma or Vince McMahon or something.

But instead they get ripped off by the dumbest, absolutely vile looking and provably smelling human being i couldn't even imagine. He looks and acts like someone that a scientist had to invent in a lab. He is the villain from an Austin powers movie.

FatVegan ,

I mean you pre-ordered. You got what you deserve

FatVegan ,

I can't use the pumpkin head and tiche at the same time, so no

Epstein files redactions reveal victim as young as nine, lawmakers say ( www.independent.co.uk )

The remaining Department of Justice files on Jeffrey Epstein include the revelation that one of the pedophile’s victims was just nine years old and that a senior official in a foreign government was allegedly involved in his sex trafficking network, lawmakers have said. ...

FatVegan ,

If you hardly understand english, of course this is unacceptable