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Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Classic dad

reddthat.com

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Classic dad

reddthat.com

Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    This is the way.

    I am giving out a baggy with:

    • full size chocolate bar
    • chips
    • popping candy
    • sour patches
    • rice Crispie

    All my neighbour’s do baggies with stuff in them too. One puts a loonie in. It’s a competition.

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.comOP
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      That’s a good competition to have!

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      One of my favourite episodes is when Lisa’s about to ruin the school’s funding, so they hire Otto to play a School Comptroller so that the school can get its funding and Lisa can stop her guilt from negatively affecting everyone around her in the name of her own self-righteousness

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    Can’t speak for everyone but I’d still prefer the king size candy.

    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.comOP
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      Ditto. And not just cos I’m veggie

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      Dis is de wae.

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        ~ Marvin Gaye

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    That might poke holes in their candy bag. Better to go with an ice cream scoop of pulled pork.

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    Dinkleberrrrrrrrg

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    Last year, a house near me had a hotdog cooker going. It was an absolute hit with the kids (and parents!)

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    I’ve got some truly awful chilly chocolate that somebody at work gave me. I’m tempted to hand that out to the snotty kids I don’t like.

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    • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.comOP
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      That’s a beauty

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    That’s some very sensitive insecurity there.

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    I thought nowadays the done thing is to shoot the kids?

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      Sadly a tradition only available in the United States.

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    And I’m just handing out pop.

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