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Subject to change: I'm expanding beyond Twitter so if you know me from there, join me here!

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States aren’t “agents” of the federal government. Amendment X: “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States….” Also, our Constitution assigns to the states the administration of federal elections, dumb ass.

Screenshot of an X post by Acyn (@Acyn, 10h) quoting an exchange. The text reads: “Collins: What exactly did you mean when you said that you should nationalize elections?” followed by “Trump: If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections. I don’t know why the federal government doesn’t do them any way.” Below is a video thumbnail showing Donald Trump seated at a desk in the Oval Office, speaking while aides stand behind him. A lower-third graphic reads “TRUMP TAKES QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS,” with C-SPAN branding and a “LIVE” indicator.
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@georgetakei
So much for "states rights"- which was always about states taking away rights

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And how exactly will Trump “cure cancer” without science and medical research funding?

Screenshot of a tweet by Brad (@BraddrofliT) on X.com. It says: “MAGA: Trump could cure cancer and you’d still hate him. US: Trump ended cancer research and you still love him.”
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@georgetakei
He IS cancer

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Miss Piggy FTW

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@georgetakei
My favorite piggy

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Can’t unsee it.

A tweet from bethany saying she spent ages wondering who the pictured person reminds her of, concluding it's RFK Jr. The picture shows an actor wearing a partially completed Scarecrow mask from Wicked, with the mask pulled over their head while they hold a phone to their ear as makeup artists work on the mask.
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@georgetakei
Wish I could
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Jennifer Siebel Newsom shows the way forward for parents.

A post reads: “I will not raise my children to think Donald Trump is an acceptable American leader. He’s a con artist, a predator, a malignant narcissist. And the worst president in our nation’s history.” Below, a woman stands at a podium speaking, flanked by others, including a man and an older woman, in front of U.S. flags. The image is dated November 3, 2025.
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@georgetakei
My daughter's always seen him for the garbage he is

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Elect POS leaders, and you’ll get this crap.

A tweet from Rep. Jason Crow reads: “This is a real headline. The world is laughing at us. The government is closed. Inflation is rising. Health care costs are increasing. But Trump is making AI memes dropping feces on Americans.” Below, a Mother Jones tweet is shown with the headline: “Top Republicans stand by president’s poop video.”
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@georgetakei
Elect a shit clown, expect a shitty circus

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Cobalt Stillness

This Blue Grosbeak (Passerina caerulea) was a visitor from a few years back—its vivid plumage and quiet presence still linger in memory.

If you’re captivated by blue grosbeaks and other members of the Cardinalidae family—better known as the cardinal family—step into my photo gallery for a visual feast. Come take a look:

https://swede1952-photographs.pixels.com

"A blue grosbeak perches confidently on a pale, sunlit branch, its body angled in perfect profile. The bird’s plumage is a dazzling mosaic of deep indigo and cobalt, with subtle black accents along the wings and tail. A slight crest rises from its head, giving it a regal silhouette, as if crowned by nature itself. Its sharp beak, conical and strong, hints at its seed-cracking prowess, while its posture suggests both alertness and ease. The background is a soft blur of branches and foliage—muted browns and greens that recede into abstraction—allowing the grosbeak’s vivid coloration to dominate the scene. The lighting is gentle, casting a natural glow that highlights the feather texture and the subtle gradations of blue across its body. The bird appears poised, as if caught mid-thought, surveying its surroundings with quiet authority. In the bottom right corner, the image is signed “© Swede’s Photographs,” anchoring the composition in authorship without disturbing its serenity." - Microsoft Copilot
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@Swede1952
What a beautiful bird!

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Laugh crying.

A screenshot of an X post from Leonard Lloyd (@leonardlloyd .bsky.social) posted 11 hours ago, featuring a profile picture of a person. The image shows a storefront window with a sign that reads: "Please note: The post-apocalyptical fiction section has been moved to Current Affairs." In the background, various books are displayed, including titles like "Journey Into China," "Tidelands," "Murder at Midnight," and "Daphne du Maurier."
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@georgetakei
Distrust this particular dystopia

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New Balance was created in response to this, they make the right shoe 50 pounds heavier than the left.

A left Adidas shoe is 08 pounds heavier than a right Adidas shoe. The company says this gives the wearer perfect balance.
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@lowqualityfacts
Nope, my left side is usually bigger

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We made a comic about a pigeon.

1 person in car with pigeon: I have rescued you from the city and all its pollution! 2 person letting pigeon out of car: Fly to the forest! You are free! 3 pigeon looks anxious 4 pigeon runs in front of car's exhaust pipe and looks much happier
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@lowqualityfacts
Sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue

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It simply can't be done.

It is impossible to blink while breathing.
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@lowqualityfacts
I tried & ended up yawning

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Live Love Log tshirt. Words to live by, dam well said my furry little friend.
https://collabs.shop/z1yjxs

A tshirt with a beaver holding log on it. It says "Live Love Log".
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@lowqualityfacts
Remember Ren & Stimpy's Log?
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This is where our taxes go.

The National Institutes of Health spent $37 million trying to learn whether Shakira's hips do or do not lie, but eventually determined that their study made absolutely no sense.
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@lowqualityfacts
I could use that money

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He also said, “I can do anything I want, I’m the president of the United States.” The man wants to be king, but we became our own country to never again be ruled by one.

A screenshot of an X post from @covie_93 , where the user comments on a statement made by the President of the United States in the Oval Office, saying "a lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator" and noting that this is not even a top story. The post includes the user's profile picture and a verified badge.
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@georgetakei
"Bumbling child king" (Vincent Price in Alice Cooper's Black Widow) perfectly describes the Dickless-tator

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That's crazy.

People become dizzy when they spin too fast because their brain continues to spin within their skull after they stop moving.
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@lowqualityfacts
I can feel the brain spin
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& G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Thursday has arrived looking damp & a bit ruffled.

Here’s hoping today is the day that yon washing machine engineer turns up - lets just say that he won’t be getting a good review or recommendation unless he can come up with a really good excuse!

Another day of hiding away is on the cards here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks

Picture a squirrel sitting on a tiny bench in a park, holding a cup of coffee. Above the squirrel the text “They said “Do what you love.” At the bottom of the frame the text: “So here I m, drinking coffee and avoiding humans” CREDIT: DDG find.
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@MAJ1 weirdfolks@a.gup.pe icon weirdfolks group
Good luck, I've had entirely too much trouble with washers!
The kitchen outlet my microwave was plugged into stopped working & now the dishwasher on the same wall did the same, electricians have been called & now I have to hand wash dishes for the 1st time in over 35 years

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Someone recently complained that I'm too liberal, so today's Low Quality Ad is for my conservative followers. I know it's been a tough week for you guys with the temporary loss of the Cracker Barrel barrel, I'm overjoyed that Jesus has answered our prayers and brought it back.
https://collabs.shop/izbajt

A bumper sticker that says "My wife left me after I sat on my gun and blew my entire dick and balls off at Cracker Barrel.
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@lowqualityfacts
Saw somebody grab extra pegs from 1 on another table recently

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Better safe than sorry.

If an identical twin commits a crime, then both twins are arrested just to make sure the police didn't catch the wrong one.
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@lowqualityfacts
Technically, identical twins are clones

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Sounds sticky.

Wine is so cheap in France that people bathe in Merlot instead of water.
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@lowqualityfacts
Plus, it stains your clothes
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It’s plain as day.

A screenshot of a post by 'Ruth Zakarin' on Bluesky reads, "The fact that this administration is hell bent on punishing Kilmar Abrego Garcia while rewarding Ghislaine Maxwell tells you all you need to know about their violent racism and misogyny."
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@georgetakei
So sick of fascists fashing

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I love penguins.

Penguins can fly, but choose not to because they have a fear of heights.
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@lowqualityfacts
They're pretty awesome & they fly through the water
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I don't think we'll ever know the truth.

Natalie Portman does not know if she is a clone of Keira Knightley or if Keira Knightley is a clone of her.
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@lowqualityfacts
Same source

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This is why people call baseball America's naptime.

Baseball players turn their hats backwards to signal to their coach that they are tired and would like to take a nap next inning.
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@lowqualityfacts
Great idea, we need more naps

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That's understandable.

Shrek has been banned in Indonesia for being "too handsome".
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@lowqualityfacts
"Some Indonesian junk that's going round..."

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Freak or Drink Couple Edition. I like how this being the couple edition implies that there is a version of Freak or Drink you are supposed to play by yourself.
https://collabs.shop/zfsqgh

A pink box for the game Freak or Drink.
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@lowqualityfacts
We used to play Pass-out™ with whistles for pieces

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I don't think that's how it works.

I don't think that's how it works.
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@lowqualityfacts
He makes me racist against humans

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RIP Jane.

Jane Goodall gave each chimpanzee she studied a different hockey jersey so she could easily tell them apart.
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@lowqualityfacts
I put different colored collars on my stripey kitties so it's easier to tell them apart

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Trump serves billionaires while working families pay the price.

Image collage about the impact of tariffs during Trump's administration. The top section features a headline about 39% of families being unable to afford back-to-school supplies. Below, on the left, is a photo of a grocery store aisle with a shopping cart. On the right, there is a photo of former President Trump smiling and waving from a vehicle in a parade.
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@indivisibleteam
I'll never understand the idiots in his stupid cult

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Congrats on that thing you did!" candle. We are all so proud of you for the stuff you have been doing. You really accomplished that accomplishment. We feel the appropriate amount of happiness for you.
https://collabs.shop/g83f5e

A candle covered in rainbow sprinkles that says Congrats on that think you did!
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@lowqualityfacts
Ooh, sprinkles
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The perfect plan.

During World War 11, British spies plotted to secretly replace Hitler's stash of green tea with chamomile tea to make the dictator a little bit sleepier.
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@lowqualityfacts
Shoulda gone with hemlock

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That's crazy.

Upon examining a Burger king Whopper, one ford scientist found meat from cows, goats, horses, and a previously undiscovered species of rat.
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@lowqualityfacts
That's why I get the Impossible kind
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The woke mob has returned the Cracker Barrel barrel. They read it banned books. The barrel is now gay.

The Cracker Barrel logo with a rainbow barrel.
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@lowqualityfacts
Does it have rainbow crackers?

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They never should have changed it.

Pizza chain Papa John's was originally called Dody Johnny's.
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@lowqualityfacts
Really, NOBODY wants to be confused with Papa John Phillips
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Battle Sloth pin. In 1987, two opposing sloth tribes went to war. The battle lasted for five weeks. There were zero casualties, as the sloths only made it 20 feet across the battlefield.
https://collabs.shop/uk5yfz

A pin of a sloth holding a sword over its head.
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@lowqualityfacts
Kinda ironic & why's sloth 1 of the deadly sins anyway?
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I should crochet more.

On average, crocheting can raise a man's testosterone levels by 42%.
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@lowqualityfacts
You could make some neat hats

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We made a comic about the moon.

1 Person looking out the window: Time for me to sleep. Goodnight moon! 2 Moon: Oh sure, spend 14 hours with the sun and just two with me. 3 Moon: The moon is here, time for everyone to voluntarily become unconscious. 4 Moon: Let's all shut off our brains so we don't have to spend another second with the moon.
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@lowqualityfacts
If my kitties ever sneak outside at night, they frolic under the moon

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I wonder if the prisoners know.

All prisons in Virginia are voluntary, meaning that prisoners can come and go as they please.
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@lowqualityfacts
Then it's not a prison

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cherry Blossoms Cat Bed. I can't tell if the cat is meditating to achieve spiritual enlightenment, or if it is simply being lazy.
https://collabs.shop/tbemuq

A cat sleeping under a cat tree that looks like cherry blossoms.
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@lowqualityfacts
Looks expensive, sure my kitties would rip it to shreds

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Wow, I never knew that.

Goose feather pillows are not made due to comfort, but stem from an old belief that geese cannot have bad dreams.
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@lowqualityfacts
Mine's bamboo, wonder what that does

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Please support my Patreon to help fund Fishy's french fry addiction. You would not believe how many sacks of potatoes this guy goes through a day.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

A tuxedo cat sniffing a french fry.
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@lowqualityfacts
They DO love potatoes

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational pin. Words to live by.
https://collabs.shop/ssvvra

A pin with a fish on it that says Buy a man eat fish, he day, reach fish to man to a lifetime.
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lizard Wizard sticker. I wonder if he knows King Gizzard.
https://collabs.shop/qg4lyu

A sticker of a lizard holding a staff wearing wizard robes and a wizard hat.
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@lowqualityfacts
Love lizards & more should be wizards
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Nature is crazy.

The tardigrade is a microscopic creature that can survive almost anything, but it will die immediately if touched by olive oil.
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@lowqualityfacts
But they're the stars of my spirit zoo

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I am sick and tired of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Is He Dead Yet?" mug. It's a good apolitical mug that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
https://collabs.shop/hi0k4r

A white mug with a picture of a woman that says "Is he dead yet?"
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@lowqualityfacts
I have 1 in particular in mind but tons of runners-up

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That blows my mind.

85% of the planet's oxygen is produced by suburban house lawns.
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@lowqualityfacts
Trees would be more efficient

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Wow, that's so interesting.

The lost city of Atlantis did not sink as legend suggests, but was simply flooded when its dam broke.
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@lowqualityfacts
They were warned- if it keeps on raining, levee's gonna break

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Functionally speaking, he was deaf.

Simon Cowell once admitted that he wore ear plugs during all of the auditions for American Idol.
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@lowqualityfacts
Can't blame him, bad singers are a blight

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I still have my suspicions.

Sean Penn was the main suspect in Jfk's assassination until his birth certificate proved that he was only three years old at the time of the shooting.
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@lowqualityfacts
Remember who shot Montgomery Burns?
It's still possible