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States aren’t “agents” of the federal government. Amendment X: “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States….” Also, our Constitution assigns to the states the administration of federal elections, dumb ass.

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@georgetakei
So much for "states rights"- which was always about states taking away rights

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And how exactly will Trump “cure cancer” without science and medical research funding?

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@georgetakei
He IS cancer

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Miss Piggy FTW

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@georgetakei
My favorite piggy

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Can’t unsee it.

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@georgetakei
Wish I could
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Jennifer Siebel Newsom shows the way forward for parents.

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@georgetakei
My daughter's always seen him for the garbage he is

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Elect POS leaders, and you’ll get this crap.

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@georgetakei
Elect a shit clown, expect a shitty circus

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Cobalt Stillness

This Blue Grosbeak (Passerina caerulea) was a visitor from a few years back—its vivid plumage and quiet presence still linger in memory.

If you’re captivated by blue grosbeaks and other members of the Cardinalidae family—better known as the cardinal family—step into my photo gallery for a visual feast. Come take a look:

https://swede1952-photographs.pixels.com

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@Swede1952
What a beautiful bird!

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

Laugh crying.

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@georgetakei
Distrust this particular dystopia

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New Balance was created in response to this, they make the right shoe 50 pounds heavier than the left.

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@lowqualityfacts
Nope, my left side is usually bigger

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We made a comic about a pigeon.

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@lowqualityfacts
Sometimes you're the pigeon, sometimes you're the statue

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It simply can't be done.

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@lowqualityfacts
I tried & ended up yawning

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Live Love Log tshirt. Words to live by, dam well said my furry little friend.
https://collabs.shop/z1yjxs

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@lowqualityfacts
Remember Ren & Stimpy's Log?
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This is where our taxes go.

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@lowqualityfacts
I could use that money

@georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

He also said, “I can do anything I want, I’m the president of the United States.” The man wants to be king, but we became our own country to never again be ruled by one.

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@georgetakei
"Bumbling child king" (Vincent Price in Alice Cooper's Black Widow) perfectly describes the Dickless-tator

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That's crazy.

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@lowqualityfacts
I can feel the brain spin
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@MAJ1@beige.party avatar MAJ1 , to weirdfolks group

& G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Thursday has arrived looking damp & a bit ruffled.

Here’s hoping today is the day that yon washing machine engineer turns up - lets just say that he won’t be getting a good review or recommendation unless he can come up with a really good excuse!

Another day of hiding away is on the cards here in deepest, darkest Yorkshire.

Cashew later Peeps, have a fabulously nutty day ! 😊🫶:party_major_squirrel:🖖

@weirdfolks

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@MAJ1 weirdfolks@a.gup.pe icon weirdfolks group
Good luck, I've had entirely too much trouble with washers!
The kitchen outlet my microwave was plugged into stopped working & now the dishwasher on the same wall did the same, electricians have been called & now I have to hand wash dishes for the 1st time in over 35 years

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Someone recently complained that I'm too liberal, so today's Low Quality Ad is for my conservative followers. I know it's been a tough week for you guys with the temporary loss of the Cracker Barrel barrel, I'm overjoyed that Jesus has answered our prayers and brought it back.
https://collabs.shop/izbajt

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@lowqualityfacts
Saw somebody grab extra pegs from 1 on another table recently

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Better safe than sorry.

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@lowqualityfacts
Technically, identical twins are clones

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

Sounds sticky.

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@lowqualityfacts
Plus, it stains your clothes
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It’s plain as day.

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@georgetakei
So sick of fascists fashing

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar lowqualityfacts , to random

I love penguins.

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@lowqualityfacts
They're pretty awesome & they fly through the water
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I don't think we'll ever know the truth.

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@lowqualityfacts
Same source

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This is why people call baseball America's naptime.

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@lowqualityfacts
Great idea, we need more naps

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That's understandable.

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@lowqualityfacts
"Some Indonesian junk that's going round..."

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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for Freak or Drink Couple Edition. I like how this being the couple edition implies that there is a version of Freak or Drink you are supposed to play by yourself.
https://collabs.shop/zfsqgh

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@lowqualityfacts
We used to play Pass-out™ with whistles for pieces

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I don't think that's how it works.

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@lowqualityfacts
He makes me racist against humans

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RIP Jane.

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@lowqualityfacts
I put different colored collars on my stripey kitties so it's easier to tell them apart

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Trump serves billionaires while working families pay the price.

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@indivisibleteam
I'll never understand the idiots in his stupid cult

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Congrats on that thing you did!" candle. We are all so proud of you for the stuff you have been doing. You really accomplished that accomplishment. We feel the appropriate amount of happiness for you.
https://collabs.shop/g83f5e

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@lowqualityfacts
Ooh, sprinkles
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The perfect plan.

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@lowqualityfacts
Shoulda gone with hemlock

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That's crazy.

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@lowqualityfacts
That's why I get the Impossible kind
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The woke mob has returned the Cracker Barrel barrel. They read it banned books. The barrel is now gay.

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@lowqualityfacts
Does it have rainbow crackers?

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They never should have changed it.

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@lowqualityfacts
Really, NOBODY wants to be confused with Papa John Phillips
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Battle Sloth pin. In 1987, two opposing sloth tribes went to war. The battle lasted for five weeks. There were zero casualties, as the sloths only made it 20 feet across the battlefield.
https://collabs.shop/uk5yfz

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Kinda ironic & why's sloth 1 of the deadly sins anyway?
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I should crochet more.

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@lowqualityfacts
You could make some neat hats

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We made a comic about the moon.

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@lowqualityfacts
If my kitties ever sneak outside at night, they frolic under the moon

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I wonder if the prisoners know.

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@lowqualityfacts
Then it's not a prison

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cherry Blossoms Cat Bed. I can't tell if the cat is meditating to achieve spiritual enlightenment, or if it is simply being lazy.
https://collabs.shop/tbemuq

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@lowqualityfacts
Looks expensive, sure my kitties would rip it to shreds

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Wow, I never knew that.

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@lowqualityfacts
Mine's bamboo, wonder what that does

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Please support my Patreon to help fund Fishy's french fry addiction. You would not believe how many sacks of potatoes this guy goes through a day.
https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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@lowqualityfacts
They DO love potatoes

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this very motivational pin. Words to live by.
https://collabs.shop/ssvvra

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Lizard Wizard sticker. I wonder if he knows King Gizzard.
https://collabs.shop/qg4lyu

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@lowqualityfacts
Love lizards & more should be wizards
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Nature is crazy.

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@lowqualityfacts
But they're the stars of my spirit zoo

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I am sick and tired of the nonstop political content on here, so today's Low Quality Ad is for this "Is He Dead Yet?" mug. It's a good apolitical mug that could be referring to anyone. We all didn't immediately think of one specific person when we saw this.
https://collabs.shop/hi0k4r

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@lowqualityfacts
I have 1 in particular in mind but tons of runners-up

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That blows my mind.

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@lowqualityfacts
Trees would be more efficient

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Wow, that's so interesting.

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@lowqualityfacts
They were warned- if it keeps on raining, levee's gonna break

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Functionally speaking, he was deaf.

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@lowqualityfacts
Can't blame him, bad singers are a blight

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I still have my suspicions.

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@lowqualityfacts
Remember who shot Montgomery Burns?
It's still possible