@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Hey of Fedi! I have two questions for you.

Several people have asked me to make a lockpicking zine for new folx, and I want to include some wisdom from y'all.

  1. What are the top few tools in your kit that have gotten you into the most locks/places (specific pick profiles, bypass tools, turning tools)? It would be amazing if you provided a good quality, closeup photo of them so I can have an artist sketch them.

  2. What's some advice you wish you had when you were still pretty new to lockpicking?

Please keep your responses to about ⅛ of a notebook page of text (like a few sentences) total.


Here are my answers:

  1. A slim short hook, a sturdy medium hook, a two-hump w-rake, and a variety of turning tools.

  2. If you can't open it with one of those tools, it's a skill issue. And you're better off learning more about the lock than reaching for another tool.

cc: @deviantollam & @LockEx for your valuable experience 🩷

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

The packaging told me I'd be prevented from picking these, so I got 13 new locks today.

Then I recorded unboxing-picking of all of them for Fedi.

The back of the Bunker Hill Security padlock package. Among other things, states "4-Pin Cylinder Prevents Picking". It didn't.

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@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

And people say Mastodon is hard 😋

Gorgeous antique 8-Lever "Mastodon" steel padlock, picked in ~7 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.

This is the second of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.

The reason this opened so quickly is because several of the levers are rusted in place, and I bypassed the remaining ones and pushed the locking pawls out of the way directly.

Alice shows off a beautiful antique 8-lever padlock with the word "Mastodon" emblazoned across its face, then proceeds to pick it open in about 7 seconds.

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Antique 4-Lever steel padlock, picked in ~10 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.

This is one of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.

A rusty antique steel 4-lever padlock, held in a desktop vise with googly eyes. Alice proceeds to lock it up, then pick it open with lever picks made from used bike spokes.

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

I don't have enough locks.

I counted 231, but 🤷🏼‍♀️, who knows if I missed any.

*I gave away like a hundred when I moved several years ago—this is what I have now (plus another half-dozen that didn't fit on the table.

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@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar ottaross , to random

"Choose" I think the word you were looking for there was "choose."

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@h4ckernews@mastodon.social avatar h4ckernews Bot , to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

My girlfriend and I went to the park and 32 love locks followed us home. Now to sacrifice them to our polycule... bwahahaha!

Thanks again to @deviantollam at for the great gear; I used a few of your tools on this outing.

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@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random
@heiseonline@social.heise.de avatar heiseonline , to random German

heise+ | Schlösser knacken für Einsteiger: So starten Sie ins Lockpicking-Hobby

Schlösser können Sie auch ohne Schlüssel öffnen: Beim Lockpicking kommt es auf mechanisches Verständnis und Geduld an. Der Einstieg gelingt günstig und schnell.

https://www.heise.de/ratgeber/Schloesser-knacken-fuer-Einsteiger-So-starten-Sie-ins-Lockpicking-Hobby-10671871.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

16bit ,
@16bit@chaos.social avatar

@heiseonline Pinzette und Zahnstocher vom Offiziersmesser sollen wohl auch gehen. Wenn man hat, noch günstiger.

@alexlomas@infosec.exchange avatar alexlomas , to random

Time to update the

I’m an ex who used to break “weird shit” like planes, trains, cars, and ships.

Now head of a security operations team.

I’m - (™️ @alice )

Very bad at playing the and

Really quite good at

Absolutely smitten with my beautiful husband @Polypompholyx

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Antique brass Yale & Towne padlock, picked with a short hook made from a street sweeper bristle. This was my first lockpick.

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@SwiftVoltas@infosec.exchange avatar SwiftVoltas , to random

Hey lock pickers. Moving into the suburbs and after I buy a house I'll be changing the locks (obviously).

The price for a good medeco lock from my local smith is higher than I can do right now, and I'm looking at getting a Schlage B60 for each entry door. From my reading it appears to be a 5 pin re-keyable lock. However, I haven't picked/taken one apart to judge for myself yet.

Anyone have any input or information sources? There's windows which would act as the alternate entry path for a determine burglar.