@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Hey Fedi! I have the opportunity to work with @deviantollam and Red Team Tools to have my own lockpick designs and kit on their site! 🤯

If there was a modular pick kit, based on my EDC, with a suitably "Alice-like vibe", at a flexible price-point, would you be interested in it?

Here are my initial thoughts:

Alice's minimal EDC:
[ ] double-sided turning tools (S/M/L)
[ ] slim, teardrop-tipped short hook x2
[ ] sturdy gem-tipped medium hook x1
[ ] double-hump w-rake x1
[ ] tiny case

Alice's expanded EDC:
[ ] warded pick set
[ ] traveler's hook
[ ] jiggler set
[ ] common keys (like TSA007, CH751, FEO-K1)
[ ] common bypass tools (shims, bypass drivers)
[ ] prybar turning tools
[ ] larger case for expanded kit

Extras:
[ ] Deviant's "Practical Lockpicking" Book
[ ] a interchangeable core padlock (w/ easy core)
[ ] spare cores (intermediate x1, difficult x1)
[ ] KiK cylinder holder (A-clip)
[ ] blank stock for DIY tools

(everything listed above is stuff I use constantly, in roughly descending order)

For the picks (and some of the extras), I'd like to do skeletonized handles with laser cut designs that folx associate with me (bunny silhouettes, heart-shaped love locks, etc), because I figured other companies I won't name already have the tacticool crowd's tastes covered.

This is, of course, subject to change/tweaking as it develops, but Deviant and I are both excited to make it happen. And of course, of course, y'all know I wouldn't put my recommendation on anything that I didn't test myself and thoroughly approve of.

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Hey of Fedi! I have two questions for you.

Several people have asked me to make a lockpicking zine for new folx, and I want to include some wisdom from y'all.

  1. What are the top few tools in your kit that have gotten you into the most locks/places (specific pick profiles, bypass tools, turning tools)? It would be amazing if you provided a good quality, closeup photo of them so I can have an artist sketch them.

  2. What's some advice you wish you had when you were still pretty new to lockpicking?

Please keep your responses to about ⅛ of a notebook page of text (like a few sentences) total.


Here are my answers:

  1. A slim short hook, a sturdy medium hook, a two-hump w-rake, and a variety of turning tools.

  2. If you can't open it with one of those tools, it's a skill issue. And you're better off learning more about the lock than reaching for another tool.

cc: @deviantollam & @LockEx for your valuable experience 🩷

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

The packaging told me I'd be prevented from picking these, so I got 13 new locks today.

Then I recorded unboxing-picking of all of them for Fedi.

The back of the Bunker Hill Security padlock package. Among other things, states "4-Pin Cylinder Prevents Picking". It didn't.

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@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

And people say Mastodon is hard 😋

Gorgeous antique 8-Lever "Mastodon" steel padlock, picked in ~7 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.

This is the second of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.

The reason this opened so quickly is because several of the levers are rusted in place, and I bypassed the remaining ones and pushed the locking pawls out of the way directly.

Alice shows off a beautiful antique 8-lever padlock with the word "Mastodon" emblazoned across its face, then proceeds to pick it open in about 7 seconds.

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Antique 4-Lever steel padlock, picked in ~10 seconds, using homemade tools fashioned out of recycled bike spokes.

This is one of two beautiful antique locks my partner gave me as a present.

A rusty antique steel 4-lever padlock, held in a desktop vise with googly eyes. Alice proceeds to lock it up, then pick it open with lever picks made from used bike spokes.

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

I don't have enough locks.

I counted 231, but 🤷🏼‍♀️, who knows if I missed any.

*I gave away like a hundred when I moved several years ago—this is what I have now (plus another half-dozen that didn't fit on the table.

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@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar ottaross , to random

"Choose" I think the word you were looking for there was "choose."

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@h4ckernews@mastodon.social avatar h4ckernews Bot , to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

My girlfriend and I went to the park and 32 love locks followed us home. Now to sacrifice them to our polycule... bwahahaha!

Thanks again to @deviantollam at for the great gear; I used a few of your tools on this outing.

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@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random
@heiseonline@social.heise.de avatar heiseonline , to random German

heise+ | Schlösser knacken für Einsteiger: So starten Sie ins Lockpicking-Hobby

Schlösser können Sie auch ohne Schlüssel öffnen: Beim Lockpicking kommt es auf mechanisches Verständnis und Geduld an. Der Einstieg gelingt günstig und schnell.

https://www.heise.de/ratgeber/Schloesser-knacken-fuer-Einsteiger-So-starten-Sie-ins-Lockpicking-Hobby-10671871.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon

16bit ,
@16bit@chaos.social avatar

@heiseonline Pinzette und Zahnstocher vom Offiziersmesser sollen wohl auch gehen. Wenn man hat, noch günstiger.

@alexlomas@infosec.exchange avatar alexlomas , to random

Time to update the

I’m an ex who used to break “weird shit” like planes, trains, cars, and ships.

Now head of a security operations team.

I’m - (™️ @alice )

Very bad at playing the and

Really quite good at

Absolutely smitten with my beautiful husband @Polypompholyx

@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar alice , to random

Antique brass Yale & Towne padlock, picked with a short hook made from a street sweeper bristle. This was my first lockpick.

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@SwiftVoltas@infosec.exchange avatar SwiftVoltas , to random

Hey lock pickers. Moving into the suburbs and after I buy a house I'll be changing the locks (obviously).

The price for a good medeco lock from my local smith is higher than I can do right now, and I'm looking at getting a Schlage B60 for each entry door. From my reading it appears to be a 5 pin re-keyable lock. However, I haven't picked/taken one apart to judge for myself yet.

Anyone have any input or information sources? There's windows which would act as the alternate entry path for a determine burglar.