I wish you good.

Just a snek on the internet | Call me Doppler (or just Snek) | He/they | Forever in love with my Cuddlefish 🖤🩶🤍💜

videogames nincompoop

He/Him | Recovering Android Engineer | Baby Rustacean and Nix enjoyer | Ask me for pictures of my dog!

帰宅部部長

Misskeyなどのソフトウェアの開発を行っています (サーバー運営者ではありません)

#misskey #藍ちゃファンクラブ #わーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

Waste Not, Want Not and Save the Planet!! I care deeply about my family, all creatures great and small and the natural world. Detest waste and conflict in any form. Oh and I love to travel although trying hard to offset my carbon footprint.

silly lil girl
i do art(rarely and im not very good at it) uuh i wanna learn code n shit
aussie lives in the valley, collects shards on the daily
sparring partner to harlowe the multifaceted
needs to do more stuff

Array operator at ASO.

You might also know me as Dr. Kel or Kellin.

if youre on bluesky follow @ap.brid.gy or i cant see your posts and interactions

Aus dem Weg, ich muss tanzen!
Ernannte Wonnemalerin und Käpsele

AltText AVA: Ein Hamster sitzt in einem Napf und isst eine Fritatte
AltText Header: Haben Sie nach der Pizza des Monats gefragt

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST.

Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo.

Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show).

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole.

I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers.

Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married)

#humor
#humour
#comedy
#jokes
#dadjokes
#puns
#writing
#improv
#standup
#fedi22

A "The Secret of Monkey Island" quote bot. 🐒🏝️
German version: @monkeyislandbot

Usually found Elsewhere, so this should be the perfect place for me. Longer thoughts at Acid Test (http://www.molvray.com/acidtest/) and Reimagining Democracy (http://www.molvray.com/govforum), (1st ed. 2010). The header pic is the Eastern Sierras not far from Bishop, California, looking west (Rockies behind, Pacific ahead). #tootfinder #searchable

helo
he/him, cishet, proud ally!
funny youtube/peertube man: @groupnebula563
autism haver (gold membership)
certified Very Cool™
searchable

i boost a lot of things. i also reply and engage in other ways but i tend to boost most things that make their way into my feed. feel free to hide boosts from me if that bothers you. basically i'm a living relay :P

DMs/PMs always open!

How do you do, fellow kids? You gettin’ indoctrinated on the world wide web? Radical!

🇨🇦

https://i.ibb.co/4gW5mPwc/burger-baron-logos.jpg

Rated the #1 pizza in Onoway!
An Iconic Burger Chain founded in Edmonton, Alberta…is one claim among many!
When you’re done shitposting, cram a glorious burger down your gob in the most run down shit hole you can find.
If it’s last renovated in the 70’s and you wonder if it’s a front for the mob, you’re in a proper Burger Baron!

Weird anarchist birds.
Sonic artist, writer, occasional toucher of computers.
Living with a case of corporeal existence.
Pecking at the line between shitposts and shit posts.

I'm blind and use alt text.

Some posts and many boosts not safe for the office (i mean unless it's a cool office).

I also post and boost politics (with cws) and mutual aid (boost cw varies).

Feel free to PM for private contact methods

Skeb・Pixivリクエストは手の空いた時に再送要請するスタイルなのでタイミングは気にせずどうぞ/無断転載禁止/Do not reupload my art/---
ねこだいすき/快楽天BEASTやコミケで工口漫画を描きます/ちな鷹/新日(帝国民)/---リンクまとめ https://lit.link/nekomatanaomi

internet creature 🐺‼️

furry | music enjoyer | web surfer | aspiring artist
23 y.o. | they/it | NB + aroace | auDHD + non-24
pfp by stardustfox

migrated from erice
contains creature noises, politics, infodumps, obscure references, cool shit i find, etc.
sometimes boosts a lot at once (mostly mutual aid), will add CWs when needed
#nobot #nobridge

Friendly doctor person providing transient random-fedi toots with announcements. Flying status: pants, by seat of.
I grew up in Alabama but settled down in Portland and then Beaverton, OR. A stay-at-home dad; family physician, retired for medical reasons.
I'm allergic to cats and dogs but my cat and dog don't seem to care. Awkward Linux-type computer toucher.

Biographical details may be changed to project shitpostyness

Banner is a 9-high Pai Gow Poker hand.

アナログデジタル二刀流してます。
絵を仕事にしていく為頑張ってます！ケモ耳、和風が好きです。
skebいつでも募集しております。

最近​:nsfw:​も​:rn:​するようになってきてるから​:oki_wo_tukete:​​:_ne:​
そのうち​:eti:​​:eti:​な絵も挑戦するよ

✉️▶︎ngsneak⭐︎gmail.com ※⭐︎▶︎@に直してください。

フォロバはかなり慎重なタチなので​:hontou_ni_moushiwake_nai:​

songsꟷ
ʍɐ Ԑ http://asher.ws ∞ http://alphapi.band 3 απ

Hier trötet die tagesschau Nachrichten von https://www.tagesschau.de/

Offizieller Account.

:weed_pride: :tranarchy_a_transgender: :therian_polyamory: :3_lesbian: :anarchy_a_nonbinary: :pinkcat_grinning:

cybersyndicate admin vanta rainbow black (she/they/it), creator of @FediPact and Legendary Defender Of The Fediverse

as seen in the book Move Slowly And Build Bridges: Mastodon, The Fediverse, And The Struggle For Democratic Social Media!

"misfit loser zealot" according to john gruber

164,261 lifetime posts on past instances | joined fedi 2017 | recognized irl from fedi 23 times so far

53k words deep into writing a book called "THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP: My Mastodon Microblog Memoir"

late 20's | seattle | a cyberpunk catgirl | trans enby girl polyam lesbian gender terrorist | fediverse sex symbol | prolific poster | AuDHD af | rogue wordsmith extraordinaire | fedi's favorite pirate radio DJ | anarcho-communist | DIY fashion designer | video editor vagabond | punweaver | chaotic good | a gamedev apparently? | learning toki pona | bassist | punk fashion icon | queen of the plushtodon hashtag

DONATION INFO: https://vanta.money

:over18:​ MINORS DNI. this is for my own safety :over18:

joyfriend: @ka_so

big sister: @rachaelspooky

headmates: @sativa and @Neon

seattle alt: @vantablack

CERTIFIED REVIEWS:

"You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."

"vanta is the quintessential fediverse punk"

"I can't tell how much of your behavior is just how you normally are, or if it's the fact you're so high you're on another planet right now"

"You have great tits and pockets that will fit a fucking steam deck"

"mama warned me about girls like you. I'm glad she was right"

"your website is amazing and i hate everything about it (/pos)"

"your website is a nightmare"

"I love that u have a signature hat like a cartoon character. And big boobs like a cartoon character,"

"This woman is part of the problem of the current internet"

#plushtodon #TokiPona #seattle

#vantaselfie #vantaboobs #vantalewd #vantaDIY #vantaDIYWIP

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Chinwag admin, fan of open communication standards, maintainer of communities, male comedienne.

Winner of Time Magazine "Person of the Year" 2006 and will never get tired of that joke.

I talk about #retrocomputing a lot. I also do a lot of #gardening and occasionally make #bread and #beer. I have been a Unix #sysadmin for about 30 years but I think I'll be OK.

I live in #Melbourne, #Australia and sometimes tell jokes on stages around here. I co-host a #StarTrek podcast with @ThePingMachine