18+ @yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com avatar yourautisticlife , to random

Your nuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost flogging you on your butt
Smutty songs being sung by a choir and folks all clad in leather gear
Everybody knows a paddle and some rope help to make the season bright

18+ @kyber_punk@mastodon.art avatar kyber_punk , to random

Ladies, gents, folks.

We found the serial nutter.

Imminent knotting may be inbound.

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    18+ kyber_punk OP ,
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    Militech GluckGluck 3000
    BJ / 1 / N / E / 0D6 / 10 / 2 / VR / >1m / 1000 eb

    Yes I'm silly

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  • 18+ kyber_punk OP ,
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    Did I make Cyberpunk 2020 character sheets for my smut/porn comic characters?

    Why yes I did.

    And you get to decide who we're gonna "play" as! Whichever you choose, you can direct their actions through upcoming polls. Whoever gets the most votes wins.

    Choose your character!
    (poll below)

    Options:

    1. Cali - Solo (Militech Commando)
    2. Jackal - Solo (Mercenary)

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    Time's up!

    You've chosen Cali the Militech commando for the player character. She's gonna use the stone die while the Jackal uses the black techy die.

    Rules:

    You're going to vote on an action in a poll. Most voted option gets picked. A die will be cast and the outcome of the next page is going be determined whether the skillcheck was successfull or not.

    1/2

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    The player and the opponent have a "health" pool. Whoever reaches the 12th point first, loses. Completing skill checks successfully makes the opponent's "health" go down. Failing them will make the player's health go down.

    Good luck with defeating the Jackal!

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    @ReadByMonsieurB@masto.thefword.club avatar ReadByMonsieurB , to random

    Horny alt account. This is the soft launch, though it's not going to stay soft very long😏

    Providing Aural stimulation for the enjoyment of all, here, on @AltAfterDark , and soon who knows where else.

    Send me your smut and I'll make it sound twice as smutty. Point me to a pick with alt-text and I'll give it a saucy reading.

    As per the quote consistently misattributed to Picasso, 'the purpose of your life is to find your gift, the meaning of life is to give it away'.

    The first one's done, this account is for the second. Help me spread the joy.

    Testimonials:

    "omg, that voice 🫠" —Alice ❤️‍🔥" - @alice

    "Very much agree that is a nice voice. :blobcatpuffyblush:" - @h3mmy

    But don't take it for them (or them, or them both), go listen, read, watch and enjoy at @AltAfterDark

    18+ @shidokidoki@comicscamp.club avatar shidokidoki , to random

    Oooh look what I found while sorting out inventory~
    A bunch of slightly old tasteful nude postcard prints of my witchy witches that are a thing you will be able to buy soonish!

    A nude blonde woman with green eyes has her back twisted away from the viewer while she looks back. She covers her chest with crossed arms.
    A tanned skin nude woman with long brown hair poses with her arms crossed in a way that draws attention to her breasts. A flash of her black underwear can be seen in the portrait.
    A woman with brown eyes and black hair looks over her shoulder as her back is turned away from the viewer, giving you only a peek of her side boob. She looks away as if she's not noticed you yet, lost deep in her thoughts.

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    18+ @EveHasWords@toot.cat avatar EveHasWords , to bookstodon group

    Silas stumbles on a beautiful older woman in the deep woods. She's a Daphnaie — a wood spirit. She wants him to keep her company. That afternoon, they start an affair that lasts all summer long.

    Read Fling With A Daphnaie today https://books2read.com/u/bpxPLX

    @smutstodon bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group

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    @MrSmutDaddy@mastodon.social avatar MrSmutDaddy , to bookstodon group

    bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group Chapter 19 - New Year, More Books is LIVE NOW!!!!! Check it out on YouTube by clicking the link below or listen to it wherever you find your favorite podcasts.

    https://youtu.be/cvEpiRQbaU0?si=sGVN455pEjVD2GpO

    @MrSmutDaddy@mastodon.social avatar MrSmutDaddy , to bookstodon group

    bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group "The Smut Daddy Podcast" and author Ashley Warren have teamed together to give away a copy of Ashley's new book "Our Broken Pieces" which is available for purchase NOW.

    Click the link below for the all the information.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DENN5pSxSnK/?igsh=eGY4MjRqeWM5bXBv

    @MrSmutDaddy@mastodon.social avatar MrSmutDaddy , to bookstodon group

    bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group
    The 3rd edition (and final of 2024) of Mr. Smut Daddy's cool book covers is brought to us by Lena Hendrix

    You don't see many covers featuring the FMC so it's a nice change of pace. I also love the real life details relating to the book on the cover, you're really able to get a sense of the vibe of the book.

    This is an 8.5/10 on the Mr. Smut Daddy Scale and I like the fresh take.on book covers it provides.

    @MrSmutDaddy@mastodon.social avatar MrSmutDaddy , to bookstodon group

    bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group SURPRISE, a little bonus Chapter of "The Smut Daddy Podcast" featuring author Ashley Warren. EVERYBODY, GO CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!

    https://youtu.be/SihU-KyRzQ4?si=KEFy7YuMl_J_24G9

    @MrSmutDaddy@mastodon.social avatar MrSmutDaddy , to bookstodon group

    bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group Chapter 16 of "The Smut Daddy Podcast" is LIVE. Join the girls as they speak with Author Jessica Peterson.

    While editing this chapter, and revenue again while listening, I found Jessica to be an incredibly resilient person and it truly inspired me. I think she has a great story.

    https://youtu.be/bqWGe4-EUSk?si=qo8v2zFbUjR_GZiB

    @MrSmutDaddy@mastodon.social avatar MrSmutDaddy , to bookstodon group

    bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group anybody looking to enter a giveaway for a copy of a book from debut author Samm Wilde, click the link below and good luck

    https://www.instagram.com/p/DD2iXGPyYpd/?igsh=MTNrcmJoejg4ZGJucg==

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    @catswhocode bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group my wife (The Smut Daddy) has a pretty respectable library comprised of her favorite smut and fantasy books. She isn't on Mastodon but is on most other social media sites and she has a podcast (The Smut Daddy Podcast) and they have great conversations and awesome author interviews

    https://youtube.com/@thesmutdaddypodcast?si=ICdtT4i3pDlgrg5r

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    I'm thinking about the release date for Too Hot to Handle.

    Do you buy steamy romance/erotic romance, for yourself or others, in the run up to the holidays?

    Do you treat yourself or others to steamy romance in the new year?

    If you never read or buy this sort of thing, feel free to ignore.

    @smutstodon bookstodon@a.gup.pe icon bookstodon group

    18+ @vsitante@mementomori.social avatar vsitante , to random

    Since my Kinktober thread from last year doesn't exist anymore, for this year, this will be the thread with all pictures reposted! I don't have time to do Kinktober again this year, so win/win?

    First up, is "whipping." There are two kinds of people who will help you get off. Magnus maybe had better luck before he met Astemar and Max.

    Black and white/toned picture. As a result of the previous picture, now Magnus finds himself tied up at last. Except he forgot that Max would amazingly take any opportunity to do anger management on Magnus. (Just Magnus.) Max is dressed very finely, in a dark shirt (red if this were in color) with gloves. In one hand he's holding a leash that leads back to Magnus' neck, while in the other he's whipping Magnus very freely and cheerfully. He's also laying his foot on one of Magnus' shoulders, holding him down. Magnus is tied up by his wrist and and his ankles, with a pole holding his legs tighter together. In his mouth is a gag, though one customized to resemble a penis instead of a ball. It's outwards instead of inwards. Magnus in general is disheveled and angry. Behind them is text that's spoken by Magnus. Here it is in all caps, have fun: MOTHERFUCKER ARIZMENDI I SAID BANANA ALREADY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING STOP WHEN I YELL THE SAFE WORD I'M TELLING ASTEMAR WHAT YOU DID TO ME AND YOU'LL BE SORRY!! Max: Sorry, can't understand you with that dick in your mouth.

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    The obvious choice was right there :hamsterbreakdance: Maybe I could have done the prompt "better" but I also tried out new CSP pens here, so I ain't complaining!

    Randel and Alice from ! One HC I have is that Randel loves it when she scratches him/his scars :sunglasses_cat:

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    Originally thought of Max being serviced by Astemar and Magnus, until I realized this is more fun: somebody who can, you know, become a beast, and thus can service both of her two special idiots...

    :catjam:

    ( Also decided to practice drawing Max as post-op~ )

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    me when I think of Magnus doing these things: yes, correct :blobthinkingcool:

    me when I finish the actual thing: did I go too far :ablobdundundun: :blobcat_thisisfine:

    I do love how this turned out, mind you. I feel like I leveled up this time, especially with how perfect young adult Magnus turned out. (Now see me unable to replicate that again :sadblob: ) It's just his snide face....pure perfection :doge:

    It was fun trying to figure out clothes for him. I ended up using a mix of clothes from the 80s/90s catalogs for "International Male."

    Color picture with a younger Magnus in the center in black and white and tones. His long mullet hair has blops and driplets of semen, the same way his face, shirt and short pants do. While all the faceless and shapeless color figures around him have just finished climaxing, the man under Magnus has also just climaxed. Magnus is kneeling on top of said man, their dicks having presumably been "kissing" together. Magnus' own dick is starting to spill out pre-cum. Magnus is pointing to his own dick with one hand, while the other hand is holding onto one of the shapeless figure's dick, having also presumably just blown him successfully. Magnus is licking his lips, still some semen dripping out his mouth. He's looking upwards with one eye, the other closed due to, you guessed it, a big spat of semen. He looks like he's ready for another round, considering his own dick is fully erect now. There's a speech bubble coming out him, smack dab in the center. It reads, in a shaky font: Magnus: ...now who's taking care of me, hmm?

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