Ever been so into the sex that you accidentally scream your own name?
This morning my girlfriend, Eve, had her face burried between my thighs; I was thinking about a few minutes earlier and how hot it is when she's about to come and gets stuck in the "yes Alice" loop. I'm calling out her name, getting really close, when suddenly, "Oh god Ali—" gets about half way out of my mouth before I realize what I'm saying. She's too busy to notice me cover my mouth before the "—ce!" comes out. Right on the edge of orgasm, I explode with laughter.
She pops up—"what?", now I'm trying to say "I screamed Alice", but the words won't word, so she's laughing at me laughing at myself while stuck between having an orgasm and laughing so hard I'm gonna pee myself.
Anyway, thought #AltAfterDark might get a kick out of this.
Please forgive the kinda lousy quality; I snapped all these in the bedroom mirror, using my phone, in meh lighting, like right before guests showed up.
While talking about poly relationships this evening, my observant ace girlfriend pointed out that just last summer my sexuality would've made bunnies blush, but these last few months I've been leaning more tortoise than hare.
I gave it some thought, and I believe there are a few things at play.
Thing the first—and most obvious (to me)—I gained a few pounds. Not much, but just enough to make a few pairs of my already skintight jeans too tight to wear comfortably. The funny thing about unrealistic beauty standards is that you can know they're bullshit, and that they're designed to make you feel bad so you'll buy more shit, and that you wouldn't hold anyone else to them...but that doesn't make you go any easier on yourself when you fail to live up to them.
Thing the deuce—I made a friend a little while back, and the relationship got pretty sexually charged. We ended up spending a couple nights together, having sex a few times, and taking a bunch of hot photos...then they kinda ghosted me. There was more to it than that, but the short is that I felt pretty burned, and I've only done a few nude shots since then.
Thing the trois—the US is pretty fucked right now, and the creeping taint has kinda taken a toll on my mood. It takes more energy to just exist day to day, and the result is that I'm being less social—I haven't been to any social events lately, I haven't gone dancing, and I'm even having trouble rallying to go to protests. I'm sure a lot of folx are feeling similarly.
Finally, I've noticed a sharp drop in flirting around here, which I suspect is a result of the general tone of doom in the air.
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So that's why I haven't been posting new adult content, or giving #AltAfterDark the love it deserves, or going on new dates, or posting #FediRailed Lovense links, or starting punnuendo threads lately.
That all said, I still have two amazing partners who I love very much, and a fantastic sex-life—which is plenty. But a little more flirting wouldn't hurt 😉
#CW picture includes clothed but prominent breasts.
I know I haven't posted in a while. I've been busy. My backlog only keeps growing. Limited only by my ability (and available time) to write. Don't worry though, you can still get peeks and glimpses. :neofox_peek:
At a kink event last weekend, I got to do a bootblacking scene which was actually my first time. This post isn't about that though.
It was actually taken on the same day. I think I was trying to make a quip about where it would look good, while also noting that these titties need support. Gonna have to wear bras more often again.
Kat taking a selfie at torso level wearing a tan tank top and a tied flannel around the waist. Dark curly locs fall to the shoulder at the left corner of the frame. Their tattooed arm, adorned with a eucalyptus kelp hybrid, and floating uprooted mushrooms, gently holds up some rope. The soft alpaca wool fibers drape down the chest, nestled in the valley of tits. The tan top is not exactly containing the soft mounds, nor the gentle texture of the capped peaks. Maybe the rope can provide better breast support? Or maybe they can tie in some supportive structures like hands.
Some pictures will remain exclusive to mastodon, either here or on #AltAfterDark some in a shared public folder, and yet some are exclusive to 1-1 convos on signal.
Disclaimer that this alt is rather tame and not particularly suggestive to reflect how the picture is very tame.
A strange situation is ongoing here. A mirror selfie, except that they are kneeling at the edge of the bed. Dressed in a black crop top, olive green cargo pants with a pink carabiner, and muted rainbow socks. Their hair falls to one side, revealing their undercut. It could use a trim, and the curls are starting to clump together already.
Their reflection is facing away from you giving you a backside view of their still mostly clothed body. The edge of their torso tattoo highlights where the natural waist forms, and helps inform the ideal handle locations. The muscle tone up the back continues into the shoulders forming a pleasantly soft tone.
dune seated in her teal satin nightgown, shot from above. her tits look great with a hint of cleavage. she's lifting the skirt to show her dick nestled between her pillowy thighs, a place to rest your head and drink of her nectar. it's censored tho lol you'll have to find her on fansly to see it
Outfits tell a story. Every article a decision, each accessory a glimpse into the wearer's inner world. Alice definitely put thought into this outfit—it's not every day someone gives themselves over to a bondage scene.
Alice lies on a beige carpet, in a narrow hallway with soft yellow walls and white baseboards. Their calves are bound to their muscular thighs with eight coils of natural, tan rope so that their tall, white stiletto heels nearly touch their perfectly rounded ass. A single strappy white garter sits snugly below the ropework, its empty clips dangling helplessly.
Anticipating this moment, Alice chose high-cut navy blue panties to match their navy bra, both of which were now on full display—Alice the mannequin—carefully posed, back arched. Their black and white plaid miniskirt hiked up to show off as much leg as possible, their white cashmere crop top pushed up to frame their pert enby tits.
Just out of frame are several more bundles of rope. The rest of the story has been left to your imagination.
Leather stiletto-heeled boots, long muscular legs, strappy garter, hiked plaid miniskirt, arched back, toned midriff, and a white cashmere crop top—Alice lies like a ragdoll on the hallway floor—knees parted, and calves bound to thighs with intricate ropework. Nearby, but out of frame, several people stand around enjoying the view as Alice struggles against the bindings.
An old, vintage Polaroid of Bunny-Alice in a black fishnet crop top, and a denim miniskirt that has been hiked up to their midriff. Their arms and legs are bound together and tethered to a large, dark armchair. Bunny-Alice's mouth has been stuffed with a cotton bandana to dissuade any attempts to call out, and their dress has been unzipped to allow easy access to whomever may pass by.
Knees up, back arched, arms raised above their head, draped over a large velvet armchair. In this pose, Alice might easily be mistaken for a black and white pinup poster—if not for all the rope.
Like any good bisexual, Alice's legs hang over the arm of the chair as they lean back arching over the opposite arm, though in this instance they've been tethered to the chair legs by their wrists and ankles.
Alice's pleated denim miniskirt has been unceremoniously lifted to expose their little navy blue panties, and their dress unzipped all the way up—putting their fishnet-covered tits on display.
The only color comes from the bright blue splashes of Alice's hair and their spike-covered blue suede heels.
It would be quite difficult to say no to much of anything in this position.
We once again spot a wild Bunny-Alice, which seems to be relaxing on the edge of a downy bed. We can see that this Bunny-Alice still has its Spring coat—a beautiful, long white fur and silver lace that starts at their shoulders and traces its way down their curvy, nearly naked body. A rare glimpse of cleavage can be seen between the furry tufts—an indication of the Bunny-Alice's Spring breeding season. With their pearl necklace, high-heeled boots, and freshly-dyed blue hair suggesting this particular Bunny-Alice may soon have its choice of suitors.
A wild Bunny-Alice sits tall and wide-eyed, scanning the horizon for potential danger—their snow-white ears perky, their little pink nose twitching in anticipation.
This time of year, Bunny-Alices in the Pacific Northwest shed their fluffy pink winter coats for lighter white fishnet dresses and Marilyn Monroe-cut bikinis.
The shockingly blue and golden hair of the Bunny-Alice can make them easy to spot in the wild, however white leather high-heeled boots and long, smooth legs help the Bunny-Alice to see over tall grasses and escape from predators.
Despite their appearance, the Bunny-Alice is not a timid creature, and when cornered, they have been known to deliver powerful kicks. Interestingly, recent research has found that the Bunny-Alice seems to occasionally enjoy being caught—and even pinned—though they seem to be selective about who they let do this.
I'm Ellie, a trans woman in her late 40s 💀 residing in the hellhole that is the UK.
I've been on the Fediverse for a while now, however I felt the urge to create a new, separate account for more NSFW stuff so I can keep the main account clean while exploring my naughtier side. I'll probably be posting mostly butt stuff TBH, but let's see what happens. 😉
A photo of Ellie... well, her midsection at least. She's lying back on her bed wearing a tight black top with fishnet sleeves, as well as some lace-topped fishnet stockings. She's not wearing any underwear however her right hand is covering her genitalia, so only some of her narrow landing strip can be seen. Teasing? Shyness? Probably a bit of both, but hey, it's early doors, I'm sure things will progress from here...
If you ever, for even a split second, consider that your Fedi feed is a little dry or angry and you want a bit more joy and beauty and humour from someone who is just wall to wall lovely and funny as all heck (YEAH I SAID HECK, DEAL WITH IT), then you must absolutely follow
@alice who is frankly a font of information and absolute pillar of Fedi, and will fill your life with joy and wonder and love and everything that is good with the world. This is a Ben Guarantee™*. They're also the founder of #AltAfterDark if you're one of those ABSOLUTE PERVERTS who likes SEX stuff, which I know you're absolutely not and have never even considered a boob or a butt, so forget I even said anything. X
Hey y'all, I started
@AltAfterDark, inspired by the wonderful
@alttexthalloffame! The goal is to encourage good alt-text on NSFW image posts, as well as showcase shining examples of spicy alt-text and accessible content.
Promote quality adult content that focuses on consent, community, and accessibility (great alt-text, proper CWs & hashtags) ❤️🔥
Reduce the prevalence of porn-bot and repost accounts that post without subject consent, without alt-text or CWs, engage in hashtag spam, and lower the safety / enjoyment of folx on Fedi 🚫
Engage positively with the community and generally be wholesome-ish 😉
How will we do it?
With well-vetted human volunteers.
By leading by example.
With the help if the community.
What do we need?
People to make nominations and submissions for content.