@h3mmy@lgbtqia.space avatar h3mmy , to random

Alright Citizens of Fedi, I have another for y'all. It's not technically part of the series I'm working on, but I had a chat recently and it got me curious.

talk of penis buoyancy

Do penises (penii?) float in water? And does that change at all depending on hormonal balance or similar factors?

The thought of a correlation between "boyancy" and "buoyancy" is hilarious to me for some reason.

You don't have to be a penis owner to respond to this poll, but it is preferred that you have at least some experience with penises even if second-hand.

Please fill out the poll based on statements you consider to be accurate. Feel free to add context in the replies. I genuinely want to understand your thoughts and perspectives even though my polls can appear to be quite silly sometimes.

To define penis for this poll, non-natal penises are included and you are welcome to mention if that is the case vs not if you're comfortable doing so.


@h3mmy@lgbtqia.space avatar h3mmy , to random

Despite sporulating many of these at I seem to be still, at some level, and have no choice but to let the new life forms join the swarm of living organisms that form myself. They help ensure that I always have a wide spectrum of colors and diversity of being, especially on Whimsday

Am I gaining xp towards a dryad skill tree? What normally happens when a wild magic condensate spends extra time in nature? So many questions to contemplate...

Also, a shout out to @Trey who helped me break past my analysis paralysis to picking out the shots I should post here. :ablobcatheart: And one to @SaucySwampHag for the gift of :bunhdheart:

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The enby is taking a selfie from roughly face level pointed downward. Their non-binary pendant day collar and salamander pendant necklace draw the eye down the center, between the breasts. There is no ignoring the blooming life failing to be contained by their sage green crop top and black cargo pants. An adorable blue glow-in-the-dark duck sits at one of the shoulder straps next to a green and white winding viney flower. Their other strap is obscured by their curls but a green and yellow sprout is present there also. A red and yellow fern like one sits next to one of the eldritch tentacles that exist at the root of their breast coming from the portal in the shoulder. A green vine-like bloom travels downward from under the crop top, toward the navel turning pink as it goes. Various sprouts decorate the crevices between the cargo pants and flesh, various shades of green, pink, and yellow dominate the spectrum here, with one adding in some blue ombre with pink.
This enby taking a mirror selfie of their upper body. They are wearing a sage green tank top, and despite the ribbed texture, it barely contains the nipples. Their arm tattoos are in sharp definition. The potion bottle nestled among the leaves at the wrist, the owl with the portal and the two flying insectoids fluttering out. The toad by the bicep, looking at you with a smile, the Ichorite crystals and Eldritch tentacles emerging from the portals in the ravens wings at the shoulder with some mushrooms escaping up top. All visible with good detail. The most notable things, however, are all the different blooming sprouts. Too many to enumerate, but most of them are in the top part of the head amongst the hair. Some have googly eyes, and there are a couple of glow-in-the-dark ducks as well. The mushroom one has a bowtie and a googly eye, and a few other sprouting plants have googly eyes as well. Some flowers, some vines, even a pink and blue butterfly. They continue down the hair, and also emerge from under the crop top. All along the shoulder straps and near the edge of the breasts. Various colors are represented: red and yellow, green and white, pink and white, bright deep red and green, blue and purple, etc. Near one of the breasts is a red sphere with its own single googly eye as well, staring directly at the viewer.

This enby taking a mirror selfie of their upper body. They are wearing a sage green tank top, and despite the ribbed texture, it barely contains the nipples. Their arm tattoos are in sharp definition. The potion bottle nestled among the leaves at the wrist, the owl with the portal and the two flying insectoids fluttering out. The toad by the bicep, looking at you with a smile, the Ichorite crystals and Eldritch tentacles emerging from the portals in the ravens wings at the shoulder with some mushrooms escaping up top. All visible with good detail. The most notable things, however, are all the different blooming sprouts. Too many to enumerate, but most of them are in the top part of the head amongst the hair. Some have googly eyes, and there are a couple of glow-in-the-dark ducks as well. The mushroom one has a bowtie and a googly eye, and a few other sprouting plants have googly eyes as well. Some flowers, some vines, even a pink and blue butterfly. They continue down the hair, and also emerge from under the crop top. All along the shoulder straps and near the edge of the breasts. Various colors are represented: red and yellow, green and white, pink and white, bright deep red and green, blue and purple, etc. Near one of the breasts is a red sphere with its own single googly eye as well, staring directly at the viewer.
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