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tantramar

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Let’s be honest; this account is mostly cat photos at this point. From Sackville/Tantramar, New Brunswick, Canada.

Can opener for #RipleyAndJonesy.

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Mastodon needs an auto-block feature for when accounts with 0 followers and no posts follow you.

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@stephanie @stephaniepixie The Discourse community software (https://www.discourse.org by @codinghorror ) has a brilliant system whereby a new user acquires privileges by participating in discussions — liking/following/posting/getting liked & followed, etc. It really keeps spam at bay and seems like a model worth following. This has been figured out, largely, and doesn’t offload the effort to individuals.

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thick, juicy brush strokes!
with thick, buttery paint!
hitting thick, precise likeness!

that is how I want to paint portraits. I LOVE faces, and I LOVE the people on here, so I'm going to keep asking if I can paintcha.

got a few still in the queue, absolute stunners the lot of you. I'll show you individually as I complete them. 🌻

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@falcennial The single most important/useful thing I learnt in 1st year fine arts — in sculpture class — was that a line dropped from the clavicle will land inside the ankle of the weight-bearing foot. Knowing that one thing made it easier to understand poses and convey weight, so figures no longer floated mysteriously on the page.

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Jonesy has now joined Ripley in the sunbeam. ☺️

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Please check this button if you are an entity

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@mcc are we sure this isn’t a Mission: Impossible marketing scheme?

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Who’s a handsome boy (and fully aware of it)?!?

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New box!!!

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No fits. Still sits.

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wrap-up with

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this is some bullshit

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The cat-in-box photos will continue until morale improves. 🤣

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Jonesy “helping” with the dishes yesterday.

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The government has given me a new sin

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@mcc Not, alas, one of the deadly (fun) ones.

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Always watching; my life in a panopticon.

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Shelfie.

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It turns out Google has a helper box if you search for "[thing] pronunciation". For example, I wanted to know how to pronounce "Djibouti", and it showed me this. However, there is a serious problem with this box. Do you see it?

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@mcc No; clearly there are only two countries where people speak English. 🙄

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Cat comparison (bar-chart edition). Jonesy on the left, as if that needs to be made explicit.

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Hey so guess who has blue hair, pronouns, and as of exactly 39 minutes ago Canadian citizenship

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@mcc @briankrebs \0/

(Blundstones make it official-official.)

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today’s crime (and the criminal — caught red-pawed). I don’t even know how he managed this — that leg screws into the top! 🤦‍♂️

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Curious, Ripley-shaped countertop loaf.

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@GroupNebula563 I think it’s only a matter of months since I realized Slashdot was still a thing.

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Hands-on coffee meeting with Jonesy in the kitchen.

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If you want to get good at something you have to practice.

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“Work from home”, they said. “So few distractions”, they said. 🤦‍♂️🤪

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that an empty box must be in want of a cat.

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When you’re smol but clearly need the ENTIRE COUCH

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Ripley looking down from above; Jonesy looking as confused as ever.

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Ripley can’t find the bowl she’s looking for.

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Can’t find Jonesy anywhere… 🧐🤪

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Oskar Kalbag,
December 9, 2011 - June 28, 2025.

You will live on in our hearts forever, my dearest couch buddy, incorrigible treat fiend, fluffy cuddle bundle, and best boy ever.

Thank you for all the joy you brought to our lives every single day and night.

Sleep tight, my sweet prince.

❤️

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@aral 🥺

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@aral I shared this photo of my Keesha with Laura on Twitter years ago because your Oskar reminded me so much of her. Lost Keesha in 2014 and I still miss her. 💔

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Ripley powering up for .

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For three full years now I've been semi-daily posting a music recommendation in a big long thread, but it turns out 300-post threads kinda break Mastodon, so I have to restart the thread every so often.

This post is a placeholder. I normally make a YouTube playlist for the previous year to put at the top of the thread, but I've had an awful month and haven't finished that yet.

But if you want to see year three's posts, they're here: https://mastodon.social/@mcc/112356066616688565

And here's year four:

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@mcc Easily my favourite CB track — and yes, listening to it on a loop for hours is a thing I have done. 😬

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That was a wild night. That was history happening in real time.

Apologies for everyone outside of Australia for the torrent of toots.

We just kicked into oblivion the most fasci party leadership in Australian political history. It felt good to watch a decent number of voters push back against what they saw being imported from America. Gotta celebrate the wins. They happen far too infrequently.

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@ewen 😎👍

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This is why we don’t need in

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@stux We don’t need this shit in North America, either.

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In case it wasn't clear from the robots.txt

@OpenAI
User-agent: GPTBot
Disallow: /

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@stux Robots.txt is an honour system trying to control those without honour. We something with teeth.

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Fucking nightmare material.

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@aral Wait — this isn’t Photoshopped? This can’t be real!?!

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@aral Did The Onion buy them, too? 🤣

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    @NanoRaptor Sure, sure: 8-bit greyscale. It’s the Mac OS 9-era control stip printout on the corner of the desk that got my attention. 🤓

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    Ripley the intern continues to be starving and my reading glasses are the tastiest thing on earth.

    Tabby kitten holding onto — and chewing — my glasses (which she pulled off my face)

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    Under her watchful eyes.

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    @kenSwinson Don’t worry: it’ll probably come off with turpentine. 🤣

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    @kenSwinson Oh no!

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    @kenSwinson This is why I prefer a) watercolour and b) never painting en plein air — this way the cats can knock water onto my Arches block in the comfort of my studio. 🤦‍♂️🤣

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    Bank: please create a strong password to secure your account.

    Also bank: now, create three more laughably insecure and easily guessable passwords that can also be used to access your account (because irony is dead, let’s call these “security questions”).

    smdh

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    @aral Canadian banks — as far as I can tell — LIVE FOR THIS MORONIC BS

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