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Music, movies, microcode (software), and high-speed pizza delivery.

It's me, Octal, crazyunlikeafox, weirdo, possibly others I have forgotten

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Have you ever bypassed a lock with a credit card or similar item?

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The marine salvager's favorite fallacy is sunk cost

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too

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I'm leaving Discord, if you need me you can contact me on The North Castle BBS. I know that's long distance for a lot of you, but it's on FidoNet, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

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Hey, the jerk store called. Do you want any chicken?

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Your Spiders Wrapped is in.

This year you ate 0 spiders.

This places you in the top 80% of spider eaters.

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Happy DEC (PDP) 12 to those who celebrate

A catalog shot of a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-12 along with a teletype and other add-on components. The PDP-12 is a large cabinet with a built-in desk right below a front panel with lights and toggle switches, and a CRT screen and two tape drives above the panel. It has a green and yellow color scheme.
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It's a nice move on Deutsche Bahn's part, however "Rainbow ICE" just makes me think of a reactionary centrist's response to calls of "Abolish ICE".

A Deutsche Bahn ICE 3 high speed train painted white with the normal red stripe replaced by a rainbow stripe. It prominently says "ICE" on the side.
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[after a water gun fight that escalated severely] Squirt people squirt people.

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My name is Ozymandias and I'm here to say,
Look upon my works and you'd best dismay.

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This year for the entire month of November I am doing , where whenever someone asks you to do one of those month-long challenges you say "No."

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Come to the goth pizza hut in the next 30 minutes if u want an ass kicking

A pizza Hut building built in the classic style but it's mostly dark grays with a little desaturated red.
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They should make a Kidz Bop version of Rage Against the Machine called Rage Against the Mom and rewrite all of the songs to actually be about what conservative RATM fans assume they're about.

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This [edit: removed] Far Side comic originally resulted in a public letter from the executive director of the Jane Goodall Institute to the Arizona Daily Star, strongly condemning this obscene and inexcusable comic from being published.

... The problem was Jane Goodall herself was a avowed Far Side fan, and personally loved her reference in it. Hopefully the three sides eventually worked everything out.

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@ryan Unfortunately, the official Jane Goodall Institute shirt of this comic is no longer available.

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If a shrimp can fry rice perhaps it could also prepare other foods. This would allow us to shrink the size of commercial kitchens significantly.

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OK, so all of these predictions were wrong. That just means we're due, right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

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    @NanoRaptor Wordlessly in the background of a dialogue-heavy scene.

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    Yarrrr!

    Graffiti of a skull and crossbones over a trans flag. It says "yarrrr!" below it.
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    Instead of storing my data in the cloud, I just store it in the bush. It's the same thing, only palette-swapped. More accessible, too.

    A pair of Super Mario Brothers screenshots showing that the art for the clouds and the bushes is the same, just different colors and the bottom of the bush isn't displayed.
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