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Fuuuuck…

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Congratulations on your strong ferment!

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If you seek a man in the languor of loss, look for He in Anhui.

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What’s the grape for?

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💡!

Roll the slice up into a croissant!

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Upvote for the main thought, but

  1. A gasoline engine is a type of motor. You are making a distinction without a difference. A motor is just something that produces mechanical motion. Motor. Motion. Motivate. All come from the same root as “move”
  2. An “engine” can be the whole apparatus that does the work, not merely the thing that provides the power, and could be powered by a water, beast, or even manually such as the cotton [en]gin[e]. A lot of that usage comes from pre WW2, but it survives in things like “train engine” (the vehicle that pushes or pulls a train) and “game engine” (the program architecture that manages the processing power provided by the computer to convert user interactions, game assets, etc. into something that we recognize as a game).
  3. It’s not a four-cycle engine. It is a four-stroke engine: each piston makes four strokes each complete engine cycle.
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I… I…

sometimes I underestimate the power of my own pedantry…

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Touché

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I think that is ”nascent whore” in the first paragraph. Probably where the pull quote in the middle of the page is from. Also “whore takes to champagne.

“Shie ld s” in the pull quote

“Steer ed by her mother”

That’s it, I quit. 🤮 I don’t know how you did the whole thing.

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What the Fuck! What’s next, microplastic based pesticides‽

The EPA maintains that it found “no human-health risks of concern when used as directed”

Apart from that being utter bullshit. The EPA should shouldn’t get the final say in what is a human health risk. That job belongs to the worm.

TV remotes should have an easy-to-find (by touch) "volume toggle" button that toggles between two volume settings.

We all know the modern complaint: movie sound sucks now unless you have a high-end sound system. Frantically turning down the volume after turning it up to hear the dialogue only to need to turn it up again can be frustrating. Now, this doesn't solve the underlying problem, but why not have a "Volume A" and "Volume B" you can ...

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I have an old tv where the mute button will set it to 1/2 volume first, then mute.

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Mixing it with a binder, effectively embedding it into a semi buried rock a seems like a slightly safer option than letting it sit out in the sun to be broken down by UV.

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Im not convinced that picking Amazon packages, operating heavy machinery, doing data entry, or copy editing would have vastly differing performance changes from coffee consumption.

However…

I would imagine that an office worker might have more ready access to coffee, such as a communal coffee maker, than someone with less sedentary workspace.

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“[Twenty-four] months is a more realistic time frame but strategically, she shouldn’t be opining on a time frame,” the person close to the White House said.

Fuck off! They can hold elections on a weeks notice in Europe We don’t need to import our garbage 24 month long US election cycle into Venezuela.

And the White House stressed that President Donald Trump’s priority is rebuilding Venezuela, and that elections “cannot happen overnight.”
“As the President stated, there will be elections at the right time, but his top priority is to bring Venezuela back from the dead and rebuild the country,” a White House official said in a statement to POLITICO. “When the country has recovered to the point where it can hold clean, transparent elections, it will be up to the Venezuelan people to choose their leader. We want a stable, prosperous, free, and friendly Venezuela, but this cannot happen overnight.”

Bullshit! They’ll never “be ready” in this administrations opinion. They’ll always be just one more goalpost away. Even if we accept the bonkers premise that “Venezuela is dead”, it should be up to Venezuelans how they want to rebuild the country.

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In case you ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ realize it yet this is a big cover up.

Fixed it!

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Nerds do. I wouldn’t mind a signed copy of Tolkien’s Beowulf.

That reminds me. A friend of mine translated a German Longsword fighting manual. I need to get her to sign my copy.

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Once, I thought I pulled Jesus Blessing His Descilples at Bethany, but when I looked again it was just the disciples. 🤷‍♂️

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Meyer, 1570

I don’t know how much I’m allowed to spam links, but someone else asked where to find it and I shared a link to it there.

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These trends only last 6-7 months anyway.

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I could be wrong, but I think the only cake that is guaranteed upside-up is one that you serve still in the pan you baked it in. That is more a choice of manner in which to serve the cake than a function of the sponge itself.

Upside down cake is constructed before baking in a way that is intended to be inverted from the baking orientation to serve.

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If he hired a competent lawyer, they wouldn’t let him testify, but we all know that he won’t tolerate competence if it means he doesn’t get to do what he wants.

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I’m not googling that.

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It’s a match made in the heavens. With Valentines Day coming up keep an eye to the sky for a big bang

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Slow down there Gaston.

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I mean… they aren't either. Not in this context.

The grade schoolers aren’t employees of Scouts, nor are they students; they are members. Scouts has allowed women as volunteers and employees for as long as I can remember.

(In America) Girls have only been allowed to participate in Scouts and Cub Scouts for less than 10 years. It was not due to legal requirements that it started, and it still isn’t fully integrated. Charter organizations (local community organizations that sponsor individual units) determine whether their units will be for boys, girls or both. The “family troop” option only became available nationwide this last year

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₽$¥€opathy?

Yeah, I know it’s an “E”uro, but it’s C-ish shaped. And using a sub denomination didn’t make ¢ents in context.

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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Albert’s suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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I want to meet the man who uses 7, but 14 scares me.

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And if so, will they listen?

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Dumbass is burning every ounce of soft power the US ever had and he’s convinced his supporters that it’ll maga.

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Bell Riots, when?

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Wait for the tariffs to stop eating into the profit margins.

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Farming your own homestead is just WFH, no need to commute. Or they drive their tractors to the non-contiguous fields.

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Literally lynched.“

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Run down the beach to see how far I can get across the lake before I start sinking.

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Apparently it’s a liquid metal like effect, but when photographed or rendered in a white box…

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Jiminy cricket!

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So’ve you thought about this before?

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No! Hermie!

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Gotta refer to the shower as the docking station now.

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Seepy.