@scottrossi@mastodon.social avatar scottrossi , to random

uh ohhhhhh apparent the next is happening TOMORROW 10/1!!! something about the rosh hoshanah feast of trumpets lmaooo this is so droll! at least there doesnt seem to be any more tiktok driven mass religious psychosis this time no mass suicides please!

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@DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club avatar DXMacGuffin , to random

It has been a fun week. Does anyone know when the next Rapture is scheduled?

@w7voa@journa.host avatar w7voa , to random

Forbes - On TikTok, Christian Evangelicals were under the impression that the Rapture was due on Tuesday, but the day came and went without divine judgment. https://www.forbes.com/sites/danidiplacido/2025/09/24/the-internet-is-disappointed-the-rapture-didnt-happen/

tlariv ,
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@w7voa
Or maybe God doesn't intend to spare anyone

@negativeprimes@urusai.social avatar negativeprimes , to random
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@MeimeiTakuto@sakurajima.social avatar MeimeiTakuto , to random

!

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@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar Tengrain , to random

Guys, we got the totally wrong.

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@j4yc33@sb17.space avatar j4yc33 , to random

Happy to all who celebrate.

@SturmUndDranger@mastodon.ie avatar SturmUndDranger , to random

What are we all wearing for this evening’s Rapture? Should I go with something loose and comfortable for travel or just stick with the usual fireproofs?

@WarnerCrocker@mastodon.social avatar WarnerCrocker , to random

Good morning. If the rapture does happen today, those of us remaining will still have a few nice flowers to enjoy for a short while.

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@jspath55@chaos.social avatar jspath55 , to random

"Because suddenly, at the very last minute she panicked. After a whole life of praying and predicting the end of the world, she panicked." -- Laurie Anderson, The End Of The World.

https://www.letras.com/laurie-anderson/327652/

@blogdiva@mastodon.social avatar blogdiva , to random

it’s Tuesday. are they gone yet?

blogdiva OP ,
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🗣WHY DON’T Y’ALL YOU YOURSELVES ALREADY?!?!?

blogdiva OP ,
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blogdiva OP ,
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maybe i should be encouraging? c’mon little christian soldiers! you can do it! get your on!

Spongebob in his Bikini Bottom Band uniform hyping himself up

blogdiva OP ,
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🗣GIVE ME AN R

🗣GIVE ME ME AN A

🗣GIVE ME P, T, U, R, E

🗣 WHAT DOES IT SPELL?

🎉 🎊

blogdiva OP ,
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since it’s Tuesday, my ideal would be a worldwide block party with DJ SUS and free tacos for everyone

DJ SUS scratching that vynil during a medievalish rave

@Jennifer@m.ai6yr.org avatar Jennifer , to random

So i just heard that today is supposed to be the Rapture? I'm not religious, but today I might pray for this to be real but for only billionaires and MAGA supporters to be raptured. Although then I'd end up having to take care of every animal within a three mile radius of my house.

@chris@strafpla.net avatar chris , to random

This nonsense is another example for thinking: They expect to go to heaven but it is essential that the rest of mankind and the planet needs to be destroyed.
And they are actively taking part in destroying it so they can go to heaven ASAP.

@dropbear@aus.social avatar dropbear , to random

When do (that particular breed of) Christians accept that the rapture didn’t happen (again). Is there like a 24 / 48 hour period where they think god maybe just fucked up the timeline a little bit but it’s totally still going to happen?

@kate@aus.social avatar kate , to random

Gen Z gamer in my household has discovered the and is delighted by the silliness of it. I am stomping around like some ancient crone venting about the last several raptures. But truly I had forgotten that daft movie series and the whole United Nations as satanic cabal subplot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Thief_in_the_Night_(film_series)

kate OP ,
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I had also forgotten the satanic panic about barcodes, that played a pretty big part in 80s thinking.

https://dark-mountain.net/the-barcode-moment-part-1/

@NicolaElle@chaosfem.tw avatar NicolaElle , to random

A few thoughts for my brethren.

If rumors of the upcoming Rapture somehow make you change your behavior in any way, shape, or form, you were doing life wrong.

If rumors of the upcoming Rapture are the only thing that convinces you to change your behavior, you're still doing life wrong.

@djm62@beige.party avatar djm62 , to random

At least my wasn't too embarrassing

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djm62 OP ,
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Can't stress this enough - when you start to feel the warmth of god's presence, set a timer or your selfie will not be posted