uh ohhhhhh apparent the next #rapture is happening TOMORROW 10/1!!! something about the rosh hoshanah feast of trumpets lmaooo this is so droll! at least there doesnt seem to be any more tiktok driven mass religious psychosis this time #christianity no mass suicides please!
What are we all wearing for this evening’s Rapture? Should I go with something loose and comfortable for travel or just stick with the usual fireproofs?
Good morning. If the rapture does happen today, those of us remaining will still have a few nice flowers to enjoy for a short while. #Photography#Today#Fall#Rapture#Chicago
A close-up of several blooming Zinnia flowers in a garden, featuring bright red, magenta, and yellow blossoms surrounded by green foliage.”
"Because suddenly, at the very last minute she panicked. After a whole life of praying and predicting the end of the world, she panicked." -- Laurie Anderson, The End Of The World.
So i just heard that today is supposed to be the Rapture? I'm not religious, but today I might pray for this to be real but for only billionaires and MAGA supporters to be raptured. Although then I'd end up having to take care of every animal within a three mile radius of my house. #Rapture
This #rapture nonsense is another example for #zeroSumGame thinking: They expect to go to heaven but it is essential that the rest of mankind and the planet needs to be destroyed.
And they are actively taking part in destroying it so they can go to heaven ASAP.
When do (that particular breed of) Christians accept that the rapture didn’t happen (again). Is there like a 24 / 48 hour period where they think god maybe just fucked up the timeline a little bit but it’s totally still going to happen? #Rapture
Gen Z gamer in my household has discovered the #rapture and is delighted by the silliness of it. I am stomping around like some ancient crone venting about the last several raptures. But truly I had forgotten that daft movie series and the whole United Nations as satanic cabal subplot.
Empty set of clothes, including checked pyjama bottoms, EFF tee shirt and a black top with arms raised. Where one hand would be there is a pink walkie talkie, and the wristwatch was obviously insufficiently holy too