The holy trinity is here: Dolly, Mew and three different Jesus mags 🙃
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American “culture” is a desert wasteland and barely anyone is literate
Honestly? My pet conspiracy is that this is more than just Americans being cultureless slobs, but fully intentional.
Unless you live in NYC, LA, SF, and maybe Seattle and Chicago. All coincidentally little rich people only islands, you probably live in a culture desert. Nothing fun or engaging to actually do, just boring slop for the poors while the rich party it up in the big cities they claim are for the effete and decadent. While the actual small towns the working class are stuffed into look like shit and feel like shit.
I cant speak for anyone else, but honestly LA is boring as shit too. And most of us are just scraping by - I’m grateful for the culture but we ain’t all rich and decadent. Its entirely possible to migrate to the city (i came from Ohio) but don’t expect anything except higher bills and better food, imo.
It’s not that there’s nothing to do, it’s that the stuff to do costs money. You don’t need physical alienation when social and cultural alienation work just as well.
That’s why 3rd spaces are so important.
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This is not entirely true. I live near a college town and there’s always shit going on. It’s not like it’s Broadway or famous bands from the 70s coming through but we have stuff to do. Now, if you live in a <50,000 person town and it’s the biggest town in the region, you’re probably fucked.
Ooh I like dessert
KISS too, hell yea brother
Unfortunately, Stanley is a transphobe and Simmons a Zionist.
KISS fucking suck
Boomers LOVE them though lol
[excited noises]Huh weird how they have the actual savior right next to Jesus.
Praise be to Mew. 🙏
IT’S PIKACHU!
TIME JESUS
Coming this Fall to CBS
*BOOOM* TIME JESUS
“Ok, died, resurrected, and did all that holy spirit stuff. Now let’s jump forward 2,000 years and see the heaven on Earth my followers have created!”…
…
This fall! Jesus isn’t the only one “out of time”!
(We should get some mega-pastor/televangelist emojis)
the jesus guy seems like the hottest new trend.
is he on tiktok?
And some dicks in the background
Wow put this in a museum it’s perfect. Down to the ADHD mag, the mr beast candy bar, and the gift card stand
$1.39 for Hershey’s Cookies n Creme? Str8 up getting scammed
What store still sells magazine on racks at checkout? That’s a relic from a different era!
