Boomers at least had a reason to go through this development because they were still able to accumulate some wealth. With a good job in the 80s-90s it was possible to invest into assets that have by now exploded in value. That does make some people more inclined to hold on to the status quo.

Anyone after Gen x on the other hand has little reason to hold on to a system that keeps screwing them over.

Don’t talk to the crypto advertisement bot. You’ll scare it.

My favorite last week was 2 dead support numbers and a third that let to AI which happily told me it has a solution that will fix the problem. The link it sent brought me to the bing search page.

I was so happy to finally talk to indian support a day later.

This is for the best. As someone who is forced to work with a lot of Microsoft infrastructure let me tell you things have never been this broken before. They keep doubling down on AI and it simply doesn’t work.

As a selfmade billionaire I can tell you it’s all about your grind mind. I started my company in the kitchen and continued in the garage. When my mom initially said I can’t have 10 million in starting capital I asked her again and she said ok. Grind mind. Then she told me not to take the lambo but guess what? I took it anyway. Grind mind.

[drunkenly crashes his car into a home]

“Oh, oh shit, oh guys this open room concept is really elevating this living room into a welcoming space for the entire family”

the nasal spray vaccine supercharges the lungs’ own immune defenses, keeping them on high alert for months

I can see this working against bacteria and viruses but how does it block allergens? Isn’t an overly strong immune reaction how they start to begin with?

She’s a loose cannon but a horrible officer of the law.

Nonono it’s “eat the rich” not “send the rich to the moon”. We have to keep the logistics in mind here. I mean, think of the rocket fuel. In this economy no less.

Best we could do would be some form of slingshot. I reckon the g forces would kill them long before they arrive and there would be little more than a small stain left on the moon. Somebody needs to do the math on this. I’ll make the logo.

You guys gotta stop talking like that or I’m going to bing.

In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

This is pretty much it. Someone will google “what’s the best VPN” and get an AI generated answer that leads them to some bigger service that adheres to identification laws. That’ll filter most regular users.

Fleshless rust clumps

That is a perfectly fine quotation tech.

If you don’t believe me look at the comments in here. They’ll tell you the same thing.

Beneath the skin suit there’s a plethora of pestilence worming around in an attempt to mimic the movements of a human being. The hive doesn’t fear germs. It embraces them as brothers and sisters.

We should assemble a team of billionaires and send them down there in a plastic submarine. For…science.

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.

I don’t like this guy but as far as I understand it he has been endorsing vaccines for a long time and whatever his other pseudo medical opinions may be, this one he’s right about. He perhaps reaches more of the exact audience that is reluctant to vaccinate.

Don’t give them ideas

Copperfield has never been charged with illegal conduct

Can you imagine the trial though?

“Your honor I present to you exhibit…wait, where did it go? Where is all this smoke coming from?”

[Copperfield starts hovering]

“Silence! Order! Mr Copperfield sit down or I’ll hold you in contem-”

[the judge is also floating]

A collective gasp is heard as people notice the prosecutor has vanished. His remains will later be found inside the great wall of China.