In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

This is pretty much it. Someone will google “what’s the best VPN” and get an AI generated answer that leads them to some bigger service that adheres to identification laws. That’ll filter most regular users.

Fleshless rust clumps

And the Lord spoke, “My servant, you must go to Epstein Island and absolutely ruin some of them kids ayyyyy”

That is a perfectly fine quotation tech.

If you don’t believe me look at the comments in here. They’ll tell you the same thing.

Beneath the skin suit there’s a plethora of pestilence worming around in an attempt to mimic the movements of a human being. The hive doesn’t fear germs. It embraces them as brothers and sisters.

We should assemble a team of billionaires and send them down there in a plastic submarine. For…science.

We don’t even know what consequences come from all of them as a group let alone separate components.

It’ll take a while to really figure out what this exposure does to us.

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.

She was coming right at him

I don’t like this guy but as far as I understand it he has been endorsing vaccines for a long time and whatever his other pseudo medical opinions may be, this one he’s right about. He perhaps reaches more of the exact audience that is reluctant to vaccinate.

Don’t give them ideas

Copperfield has never been charged with illegal conduct

Can you imagine the trial though?

“Your honor I present to you exhibit…wait, where did it go? Where is all this smoke coming from?”

[Copperfield starts hovering]

“Silence! Order! Mr Copperfield sit down or I’ll hold you in contem-”

[the judge is also floating]

A collective gasp is heard as people notice the prosecutor has vanished. His remains will later be found inside the great wall of China.

It’s horrible. We already had that stuff figured out. Wiki pages and forums to make information accessible even after 20 minutes have passed. Fuck that development and everyone that was/is pushing for that.

Same. My 360 controller must be 20 years old now. It yearns for a peaceful life in the dusty old tech box in the basement but I can’t let it go yet.

Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?

I like how you defend it multiple times. Guys this fictional dystopian story about human children raised like cattle to be harvested isn’t as bad as our reality where they’re sex trafficked to billionaires, I swear. Just some lighthearted horror sitcom. Look they put up a big seasoning box so the kids can play with that instead of sand. Ha, they keep sneezing. How cute.

To be fair if you’re an ICE goon running headfirst into a wall might be a common activity for you so it seemed like a plausible story to come up with.

Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.