Maybe we just refreeze it and keep that a mystery. What part of 2026 has anyone thinking we’re going to have any kind of good luck this year? This ain’t the year to shoot your shot.

Dude opens a trench coat lined with 16gb sticks of DDR4.

That was the first thing that jumped out. If anyone said that to me, I would be sending out resumes during that 30 minute break.

Yeah mine aren’t doing anything important other than obscuring my SNMP traffic stats. I’ll probably accidentally forget about them again till next year.

That ironically reminds me I still have to remove like three of those.

I’m debating on switching to leather gloves. I keep getting holes in the mechanic gloves I buy from Home Depot. They have saved my fingers when using the grinder but they seem to disintegrate really fast. Maybe I’m just an idiot that needs to stay away from power tools though.

I’m so confused. Can someone explain this one to me? It just looks like someone is playing a phone game or DS or something. Don’t people play phone games still or is that the joke?

I hope this forces Iran to stop arming Russia in their war on Ukraine. Iran must be stockpiling munitions and drones which ideally will not be sent to help Russia now.

I don’t know what this is but it looks good. Can you describe the flavor? I’d like to try it if it’s anything like Vindaloo or Marsala.

I’ve suffered through playing Italian BrainRot games with my kids. That is a level of commitment I never knew I had in me.

They’re just going to vibe code it in React with NodeJS

It would just be gibberish and something about purple hair.

There is a certain irony with my most trusted source of news (im an American) being a British publication.

I pay for The Guardian and I swear there are dozens of us!

Sounds like the grand jury members were probably sympathetic Trump supporters that would like to do the same to their family members.

I get your point, I use pocket squares to accessorize but to each their own. My mental association of ties revolves around IBM staff (and similar) being forced to wear ties for no reason other than “management decision”. For me the only thing I can think of when I see a tie is the leash of the wealthy class.

I never understood why anyone would want to wear a tie. It’s a capitalist noose and at the same time also so unnecessarily dangerous.

This has a real, “Elvis is poisoning the children’s minds” type of vibe to it.

That’s a small moving target at variable ranges which he hits with rifle rounds. I couldn’t do that if I had all day to try. Forget new Gepard tanks, just give this guy a six pack and let him knock out drones all day.

Are they hitting those shots with rifles? That is pretty insane.