Omg thank you

It is. I’ll have to give that a try

She did not like the firemen.

Lmao best part of this is that I just found out I probably have a severe rotator cuff injury. I posted that comment and then got some imaging results 10 mins later.

I’d sooner break my arms than make two trips

Except with the good guys leading the charge

I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.

I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

Me irl

Imagine having an army of roombas. You’d be unstoppable

Dicks out, yall

Girl dinner

It’s how you leave the matrix

OUT IN THE YARD AT RAAAM RANCH!

Thank you so much. It was one of theost harrowing experiences of my life.

It was like a lil beach sand bucket, but smaller and had a list of rum flavors on it. It is big enough to serve 6-8 folks but I downed the whole thing myself.

In the kitchen sink. My drunk ass was too wasted to use any critical thinking and I was just D I S T R A U G H T over that damn bucket. My mom gave it back to me and I took it to bed and slept with it by my pillow like a weirdo.

Me and the boys at 3am lookin for some BEANS

Got a rum bucket at a local bar ony 21st bday and they let me keep it because I asked nicely. My mom took it inside when we got back home and I forgot about it until like 2 hours later and sent this meme to almost everyone I knew because I wanted to know where the fuck my bucket was.

My company has 14 people in it total. Getting a union figured out for the 8 of us that need it would be a disaster