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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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    Old fart’s boat.

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    I own a couple of inflatables, a tiny foldable, car trunk capable dinghy with an 4 hp motor, and a mid sized trailerable RHIB (rigid hull inflatable boat). The dinghy is named cuinmeri (phonetic spelling of Queen Mary in Spanish) and the RIHB is called patchwork, because of all the patches it had before I retubed it. And yes, I’m a near boomer (early Xer) dad.

    Patchwork before retubing:

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    Unsinkable 2 got me

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      To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        It hit an iceberg.

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      Definitely the best.

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    I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

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      This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day

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        I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.

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      Myoobs ? I’m lost

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        It reads Whoops when you flip.

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          ahaaa ! I get it ! cheers

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    If you’re not dad naming your boat, you’re doing it wrong.

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    From Dexter

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    Where’s the C-Word?

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      I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a boat named “Cunt” OR “Cancer” 🤷

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        The Seaward was just one of so many good jokes in AD seasons 1-3.

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    My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind

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    Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.

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      That’s the one I don’t get.

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        Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much

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          Thanks!

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        *Cirrhosis of the liver

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      These are all good but it isn’t even close.

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    Prawn star was the best I’ve seen

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    One dude had “Hail Seaser”.

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    wakey wakey

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