FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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We go with the evidence we have, not the evidence we want.
I just play with whatever the defaults are. No changes to settings, no mods, nothing but current vanilla java.
I cured zombie villagers that spawned there.
No problems so far.
My body is very j resistant and when it does work it usually results in sleep instead of productivity. I’m an ethanol powered meat suit.
I used to make a lot of beer and wine but never messed with distilling.
Print this one out and put it in your wallet. You can use it as a reference at most gas stations since they all have hotdogs now.
I’m doing a big project and saving The End for after it is done.
I play whatever the current java version is when I play.
Extremely rare and not available in bulk. It takes 8 books to fully equip a person.
Mending spellbooks in the overworld can only be acquired thru trading with villagers in swamp biomes.
The only swamp biome was too small to even hope of having a village. I had to cure a few zombie villagers and make a one hut village.
What a completely normal human way to hold a hotdog.
Someone has to. Might as well be them. It wasn’t going to work on bears because bears can’t fly.
Crusty. It’s just gotta be crusty. This doesn’t work with weak bread.
Only because they don’t have a black cherry flavor. Otherwise they are identical.
I grew up on jager. My parents were both bar tenders in middle school. We didn’t have NyQuil in the house. Jager was cheaper and more effective if you were sick. This was the 80s before jager really took off.
This would need some fennel or licorice to get even close to the flavor of jager.
Hot and sour soup is always a good choice.
There is a reason you picked them to get out of the house instead of someone else.
Until I get mending I always need multiple sources if XP. Kelp farm, smelting, mob farms etc. Anything that can get me to 30 ASAP. On my current world the nearest swamp was over a thousand kilometers away and absolutely tiny. It took forever to find it so I could get that mending.
Getting past 75% purity is not easy and getting to 100% on home equipment isn’t really possible. Ethanol pulls water out of the air because it is sticky due to the molecular polarity of both molecules. You need speciality equipment just to get to the 151 point.








Chips are too expensive to buy but easy to make at home. And it stops you from eating a whole bag.