I strongly wish to say I could say the same, but with my current stance in life I would probably use it on myself :(

you clearly have not met my grandparents with hearing issues. it’s like 50% “HUH?” and another 50% “how do you expect to hear me if you don’t put your hearing aids in??”

there will never be an original joke again. Billions must repost

that one guy on Quora’s quest to shit cum and piss at the same time is actually possible. Who knew

that alt text is really helpful lmao

my dad said Linux broke the computer when I installed Ubuntu as a last ditch attempt to get it to work with failing ram 😭😭

it was blue screening like every 20 minutes before

don’t let your cat girls outside, they tear up the local ecosystem

I don’t think that’s correct, I think it’s

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English gay then?

but if is ass why not tank bottom?

so what does that mean?

why is that scary?

:(

I’m not in the mood to start an argument thread here, have a good one lad.

the black Panthers didn’t make fun of people who couldn’t read, they taught them how to read. You should have a bit more of that mentality, most people don’t understand how tariffs work because they’ve never needed to.

I did last year, the teacher was a MAGA supporter and tought nothing about tariffs.

fun fact thats only slightly related!
women bodybuilders will often get breast implants because the chest muscles and the breast aren’t in the same location and it looks kinda weird if you have massive chest muscles, the implants even it out some

I’ve been on E technically 7 days and my skin isn’t softer, but my face acne is starting to disappear :)

no chance in sweat smell yet, but then again my families genes is essentially half- as my sister puts it -“nose deaf” lol

oh thank goodness I’m not going insane 😭