

(sniffs) “Well, mag holds 15 and I loaded just a single cartridge… 1 in 15 chance! Not bad.”
(racks slide, takes pistol off safe)
“Watch this shit!”
X.


(sniffs) “Well, mag holds 15 and I loaded just a single cartridge… 1 in 15 chance! Not bad.”
(racks slide, takes pistol off safe)
“Watch this shit!”


As a Washingtonian, yes please, and thank you for including us and Oregon. It is greatly appreciated!
Whichever works


🌎🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 always has been
Check the URL.


No surprises in that lineup, nosiree


JUST USE A LADDER
Well go get one and show us simpleminded idiots how it’s done, then. Otherwise, put your head in the guillotine.
Stupid. Remakably fucking stupid, holy shit.
This user is a Lemmy user ☝️presenting to the emergency room with hyperbonesemia. Hyper- : meaning high, bones: meaning bones, and -emia: meaning presence in blood. This user was suffering from an high presence of bones in their blood.


“Uh, s-scuse me, all I see are screens, I’m just looking for something with some words in it.”
“Words?”
“Yeah.”
“You mean like in the books!? What for?”
“Just… to read.”
“Heh heh heh heheheheh… heheheheh…”


*Them books is fer


It can’t be seen without the use of a tunneling electron microscope, and an extremely powerful one, at that.


Even nature itself hates these murderous fucking shitmouths
With 8 billion+ meat popsicles wandering this planet, I’d be shocked if only one has done it.