I can’t distinguish what’s real anymore

The workers are the ones who have exciting jobs with novelty.

okay jeff bezos 🙄

incoherent zerg screeching

“You want to take away my supremacy over ANOTHER marginalised group, which means I’m going to be one step closer to the bottom of the hierarchy I have created in my own head!? Clearly this must be the ‘fascism’ I keep hearing about.”

At least a third of their armed forces dead yet they still call it a “military operation”.

They should rename ww2 to a “regional misunderstanding”.

For sure, author is 100% a beer-person who forgot the first time they tried it

Look I’m not a landlord stan but there’s more to it. Like for example, ignoring my messages about broken fridge.

Dude you’re a millionaire, collect some and send it to a lab for analysis. Heck buy a spectrometer and do it yourself.

Oh you’re just grifting for engagement, my bad

The last one did stop armed countries doing total war at one another, at the price of everyone being perpetually fifteen minutes away from horrific deaths.

Is it worth it depends on if/when ICBMs start falling, personally I’m intent on not finding out by living in a big city centre 🙂

is that an 8.5" phoenix feather core fir wand in your pocket or are you that happy to see me

I’m the kind of user that spends a whole weekend to fix a driver issue for an obscure 2000s sound card, then proceeds to erase the entire process from memory to repeat it from scratch on a new system next year.

The original had great ideas but not a lot of execution. IMO the sequel can do so much more.

The same reason Facebook’s llama was “open”: when you’re behind, try to get adoption as open source.

Me: I’ll never be a simp!
King Kropotkin:

What else are we suppose to do with all this ethylene?? Might as well eat drink and breath it

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my radithor

If company has your keys obviously they’ll hand 'em to the cops. A better headline would be “Check your Bitlocker settings. You might be giving access to Microsoft and, by proxy, the FBI”

So BBC editing trump’s jan6 speech unfavourably is a crime against liberty, but this is fine huh

I didn’t know Australia has preferential voting, that’s awesome. Its one of my dream countries to immigrate to (once my expertise reaches highs that are worth for local companies to bring me in)

what the hell I want that