Maybe it’s the beer talking, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit.

I don’t just believe every crazy thing I read on the internet, you know.

Cor blimey, guv’nor. It ent no wonder the poor bloke suicided, he ent ‘ad nowt to eat but kippers and marmalade for bleedin’ weeks.

I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there’s no way we’re getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.

Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).

Everybody wants something. They’ll take your money and never give up.

I don’t know you, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that you haven’t seen my toilet.

Twiche.

I can’t even get a response when I talk to myself.

I thought that was a slur for a second.

Statistically improbable.

Just invite some homeless people into your home and offer them free pizza for their service.

What could go wrong?

As an Australian, I find it really sad that the USA, the country that pretty much saved the world from totalitarianism during WW2, is pretty much the LEAST democratic western country right now.

Gerrymandering is like a 19th century anachronism, but the US is leaning right into it.

FWIW I agree with you. Anyone who abstains from voting because neither side perfectly aligns with their own politics is an idiot and, in a first past the post system like the USA, actively helping the party that they most disagree with.

Nah, I’m happy to bag on anyone that benefits from a system and then pulls the ladder up behind them.

Four Krusties!

Reagan didn’t just spend the money from social programs: he changed the US from the biggest creditor nation to the biggest debtor nation to fund the military.

We don’t have free speech in our constitution, but we have protection of free speech in common law, unless it’s explicitly banned by legislation, like some hate speech is.