Rocket is another word for Arugala, for anybody else who knows that green by the latter name and is confused AF by “rocket salad”
I think I’m the right level of high to understand this.
Can you translate it for us lows?
Let me get stoned again.
Yeah, I had a family dinner there, it used to be one of my favourite places to eat in ______. I ordered a sirloin, which was perfect, I also ordered an extra side salad of rocket, but all I got were a few strands on my sirloin plate instead of as a salad on a separate plate like I was used to, when I tried to ask why it didn’t come as a side salad on its own plate, the manager interjected to inform me that they have always served the sides like that, it is how they serve them.
He just wanted a proper rocket salad on the side, it’s not hard like… well, I’m drawing a blank, but some kind of really complicated science.
Often i read the contents before I check which comm it’s in, if at all. That shit really fucks me up sometimes. I’ll be reading something in German and my brain won’t let go, it says “don’t worry I’ll sort that shit out” but it can’t. I fucking read this three times before i checked the comm thinking there is something wrong with me.
Gehirn so: keine Sorge, ich bieg’ das schon zurecht
Maiq so: 0.o
Mom knew a little and taught me even less. Bare with me here as I’m positively going to butcher this as I’m spelling phonetically using my admittedly poor english skills to write using my non existent german skill. Plus I’ve had a few beers at lunch.
Ich haba eina ploten speiler.
This reminds me of a french girl I met while traveling. I asked her how to say praying mantis in french. She said something like monte religious. So I said monte religious. She gasped and said “YOU BUTCHER”! " Don’t speak my language".
I instantly fell in love.
Ich habe einen Plattenspieler. I’ve got a vinyl record player.
Not bad, not bad at all. I understood it on the first read.
Vielen Dank!
I had to look it up, if I’m gonna try to thank someone in their language i like to error on trying to be correct and polite.
Orders rocket salad
Gets rocket salad
1 starSome people smh my head
As far as I can interpret, they are complaining that they got very little rocket salad
I love how we’re all treating rocket salad at face value as if it isn’t the funniest thing that happened this year
Why is rocket salad funny?
Because wtf is a rocket salad? I’m imagining either a salad packaged for astronauts or one that gives you diarrhea that’ll split your asshole in half
Would you believe it’s salad with rocket in?
Yes
Rocket is another name for arugula, the leafy green veggie. I only know this from watching British food Youtubers, so I think it’s a regional name
Arugula is only really commonly used in the US and Canada as far as I know. Most other english speaking nations call it rocket.
Lmao oops. I’ve never heard of either salads
Agreed, someone actually enjoying rocket salad is unheard of.
“…but came in myplate…”
You did WHAT?!
“…a pjinch of rocket.”
Ooh … what?
Rocket is actually a thing (Rucola)
Arugula for those in the US
People who doesn’t space after a full stop would be the second group I’ll put on trial for crimes against humanity.
This review written from the restaurant, during the meal, using voice to text.
Voice-to-text would separate words and put full stops at the end of the sentence instead of before random words.
Five dollars??!!!? Get outta here
Maybe it’s the beer talking, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit.
This thing’s review is worth as much as yours…
Forget his review, this guy might vote.
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