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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to Not the Onion@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show

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FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men, files show

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geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml to Not the Onion@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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The FBI pored over Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records and emails. It searched his homes. It spent years interviewing his victims and examining his connections to some of the world’s most influential people.
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    TheOnion out of a job…

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    The rich investigated themselves and what do you know, they’re innocent!

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    AH so he was the lone bad guy on the island then? Everyone else was there for a nice tan? That makes perfect sense.

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      it was just a few “bad apples” lol

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    So the story we’re going with is that an innocent man was imprisoned, then killed himself on your watch

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      our society is buying into the narrative that russia is responsible for this global illuminati pedo sex, sacrifice & cannibalism ring; so it makes sense that they would buy this too.

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        Can’t believe Russia would do all this to incriminate this saint of a man, then kill him in a US prison, all to bersmirch the good name of US oligarchs.

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          he killed himself, remember? lol

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    thanks FBI, good work.

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    So that’s that, then.

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    “He was just the main customer of the actual sex trafficking ring”

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    The title is missing a “wink”

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