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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

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Drug dealers hate this one weird trick!

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    Not only is that motherfucker going to die slowly, but it’s going to hurt the entire time.

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      How does it kill you? I’d think humans could survive supplements designed for such a wide variety of animals.

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        Not a doctor, but my understanding is that excessive electrolytes are hard on your kidneys. Most people do not need an electrolyte drink everyday, unless they are athletes/regularly working up a sweat or missing salts in their diet

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    no shit, i saw a documentary about this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuAnL5Ra0M

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      Bro I gotta watch this sometime. I think I’m going to need some chemical aid though.

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        do it, it’s seriously brilliant.

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    Babe, wake up, we got Horseade 2: Electrolyte Boogaloo

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    It's got electrolytes

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    Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?

    • Miles O'Brien@startrek.website
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      I read this as “maximum breast gains” and while I can sympathize with wanting more in the breast department, it seems like a long way to go to gain a few cup sizes.

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        Maybe there’s an easier way involving the transporter?

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    Looking at the ingredients, there’s nothing in these that seems unsuitable for humans. But the directions say to dissolve half the package in 55 gallons of water, so have fun trying to figure out how much to put in your liter water bottle.

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      Simple, dissolve the whole package in one gallon of water, and then the solution is 110 times as potent as it should be.

      Round up to 128 because watering it down a little more won’t hurt you, and that simplifies the math. You put one ounce of that gallon of solution into a second gallon of water, and you’re ready to drink. Repeat with a new gallon of tap water mixed with an ounce of your solution as needed.

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        If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device.

        1 comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6 trillion, comes after 504.

        This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.

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        Be careful to make sure that it doesn’t spoil faster in water. And that it doesn’t settle

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          So just drink 110 gallons of water a day, got it.

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        Or just simplify it using a scale to get 1/2 gram per liter

        113.4g (4oz.) / 208.19765L (55gal.) = ~0.5447g/L

        edit: didn’t see it was half a package

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          .5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale

          • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Drug dealer who sells inkjet ink

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              I got a Canon printer (Idk which kind) and it has the liquid fill. Bought it like two years ago and it still prints today and I haven’t had to buy more ink. So far, best printer I’ve had.

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        That’s literally the instructions for use with automatic dispensers

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          I wonder what exactly makes it okay for animals, but not for humans, though

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          Dissolve 1 package in 110 gallons. Fuck yeah. One glass for me, all in 250ml

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    Your liver hates this one simple trick

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    Relevant: https://youtu.be/LUGdQnxuixI

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      He had what-horses-crave-emia.

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      The guys in that are unexpectably wholesome. They’re like well, we got one thing in common. How about a beer?

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      Knew what it was before clicking. Gotta love chubbyemu

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    Can you believe that’s how sheep feel all the time?

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      That would explain some things, actually.

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    Lifestock maxxxing

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      Electro-pilled & livestock maxxxing, bovine rizzed

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      You’d definitely be a blue sheep after these lol

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        Well now I gotta buy me some too!

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    I’m no expert, but that sounds pretty baaaad

    Or raaaad, depending on how you look at it I guess

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      Well, you certainly sound like an expert! 🐑

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    Queue the chubbyemu intro music

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      Yeah he has a video on this exact thing, I think it was “horse electrolytes” though. Dude got the dosage way wrong.

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      ☝️presenting to the emergency room

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        I read that in his voice.

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          -emia, meaning presence in blood.

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      And once it reaches the front of that queue, cue it.

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    I have a glass every morning with my invermectin.

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    Speaking of humans using things not meant for humans…

    I’m out of mouthwash, but I have some detol. How bad is it if I rinse myouth with detol?

    I’m wiling to bet its bad, but just how bad…

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      Why would a sedan use mouthwash?

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        Where would a sedan’s mouth even be?

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          Fuel inlet. The fuel reservoir is the stomach, the engine the bowels and the exhaust is the ass.

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            Are you powerd by your bowels?

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              Pretty much yeah, it’s where “fuel” is converted to energy

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              You aren’t?

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            https://youtu.be/gvjYP5d7La8

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            deleted by creator

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          Opposite of the exhaust if the car is anthropomorphized but I think logically the fuel filler.

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            Honestly, I like this idea more.

            Open the front hood and just pour mouthwash all over.

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      To save others the search, Detol is a British brand of cleaners. Mostly quaternary ammonia but they have a good amount of products.

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      I like how you combined my and mouth to save 2 characters

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