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Just bury in the same position
earthquake shifts tetonic plates and we’re screwed
It must really suck to be on the other side of the planet from this guy.
Earth is flat. Duh.
Maybe up is defined as relative to the Earth’s center of mass? Hold up, that’s just kicking the can down the road, cuz now what the fuck is going on on other planets?
Earth is now the center of the universe.
🌏👨🚀🔫
Maybe it changes ‘up’ locally, so you can just get rid of the sword if you tie yourself to the ground, rotate the sword and let it fly away 🤔
Attach a weight to it, slightly above and off center. Hang from pivot point. Weight is heavy and tries to fall, turns sword, weight is still up and heavy so it tries to fall again, sword turns forever while everyone vomits in circles.
Some people just want to see the world vomit
😢
It’s bittersweet and it makes me emotional for sure. I’m sorry if it brought you negative emotion. I see the little kiwi at peace and maybe that’s why it resonates
I absolutely love this because of the emotions it can evoke. To me, there’s an idea that after all of the preparation, the kiwi had planned an escape
put it on a rollercoaster
This is political, the whole basis of the joke is that it would be terrible if objective reality was subject to the whim of a single perspective.
Get a bucket of cement hold it up with support while it dries take it to the deepest possible cave then fill that cave up with cement.
Attach weight for perpetuum mobile?
The earth as a perpetuum mobile.
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