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Double-yolkers are bigger and usually weirdly shaped in my experience. It’s not a guarantee or anything, but they never seem to look like a normal egg

“Your kitchen, sir”

That’s so sad 😢

Breakfast burritos are probably the best thing humanity ever did

Cruel. It’s just fucking cruel

Civil War definitely wasn’t fun at all

Edit: I mean it was good don’t get me wrong, but it absolutely didn’t glorify war

It’s like the opposite of bad keming

It’s been Android too at least since they stopped naming versions after sweets

Who are you, the shower police? You need a warrant to be in here!