Considering FIFAs experience with sucking up two-bit dictators it’s quite damning that they had it that easy with Trump. A cheap bauble and the aging narcissist rolls out the red carpet.

Most people bribe with money, but FIFA shrewdly found a cheaper way.

I was going to make a comment about how euopeans keep appeasing fascists, but the president of fifa is italian, the people who literally invented fascism, so that kind of skews things a bit.