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/c/nottheonion Modlog
TimemodAction
35 minutes ago
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Removed Post To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers
reason: Not Onion-y, just sad now.
35 minutes ago
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Removed Post Man
reason: Not a credible story
6 hours ago
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Removed Post Turnstiles are wide open at JFK Airport, while the MTA keeps fighting fare evasion
reason: Not Onion-y
6 hours ago
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Removed Post The high cost of child care is making mothers rethink having kids
reason: Not Onion-y
2 days ago
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Removed Comment Found a cousin fucker. by circuscritic@lemmy.ca
reason: Come on, keep it civil.
2 days ago
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Removed Comment Did someone shit in your tomatoes? by Zahille7@lemmy.world
reason: Keep it civil
2 days ago
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Removed Post ICE Agents Arrest Workers From Mexican Restaurant Where They Just Ate
reason: Sorry, this is a repost
2 days ago
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Removed Post Amid ICE clashes, New Hampshire bishop urges clergy to prepare their wills
reason: Not Onion-y
5 days ago
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Removed Comment šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø why would you fly to Honduras to surprise your family for thanksgiving under this administration...the country is controlled by nazis who advertise on tv they're trying to purge non citizens how could you risk it all for a fun surprise if you want to survive this presidency you can't take stupid vacations like that by gustofwind@lemmy.world
reason: Do better.
5 days ago
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Removed Post California Gov. Gavin Newsom hosts Ben Shapiro on his podcast
reason: Not Onion-y
8 days ago
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Removed Post Trump declares himself president of Venezuela — and sends 'wake-up call' to world
reason: Not Onion-y, just terrifying and fully expected from him.
8 days ago
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Removed Post Trump Says Civil Rights Led to White People Being ā€˜Very Badly Treated’
reason: Not Onion-y. Would be if Trump hadn't spent his whole life being a disgusting racist, but him saying racist shit is fully expected.
8 days ago
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Banned JordanDaniel@lemmy.world from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: AI slop spammer.
12 days ago
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Removed Post US will control Venezuelan oil sales 'indefinitely,' energy secretary says
reason: Not Onion-y.
15 days ago
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Removed Post Microsoft Office has been renamed to ā€œMicrosoft 365 Copilot appā€
reason: Not a link to a news article.
16 days ago
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Removed Post Ukraine's Zelenskyy Appeals To US After Trump's Capture Of Maduro
reason: This isn't Onion-y at all.
19 days ago
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Removed Comment > nothing happened > Bro what, read the article > Yeah, something happened but bleh blah blu You really couldn't make yourself look more like a bitchy moron if you tried lmao by Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
reason: Keep it civil.
20 days ago
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Removed Post Almost half of all Germans want a ban on fireworks
reason: Not Onion-y at all.
20 days ago
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Removed Post A Deadly, Drug-Resistant Fungus Threatens People Around the World, Scientists Warn
reason: Not Onion-y, but definitely scary.
22 days ago
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Removed Post Hacking washing machines (39C3)
reason: Spam
23 days ago
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Removed Post *Permanently Deleted*
reason: Good news, but not even remotely Onion-y.
23 days ago
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Removed Post *Permanently Deleted*
reason: Not Onion-y. Read the rules.
24 days ago
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Removed Post Musk’s DOGE Failed To Slash Government Spending, Instead Leading To A 6% Increase
reason: Not Onion-y, and very much expected.
25 days ago
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Removed Comment I'm so goddamn tired of all these autistic sociopaths by BetaBlake@lemmy.world
reason: Let's not use "autistic" as a slur, okay?
25 days ago
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Banned falseWhite from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Vote manipulation, mass voting
expires: 22 days ago
27 days ago
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Removed Post Women’s rights are on a sharp decline in Israel.
reason: Not Onion-y
28 days ago
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Removed Comment What a retarted timeline we are living in by alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works
reason: Agreed, but better to express it without the slur.
1 month ago
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Removed Post Hegseth ā€˜proud’ of Caribbean boat strikes, won’t release full video
reason: Not Onion-y
1 month ago
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Removed Comment The word has lost all meaning. by Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
reason: Nope. No Nazi apologetics here.
1 month ago
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Removed Comment Oh really? You think if cars didn’t exist, people would still be sleeping in parking lots? Edit: of course, the only response to this is a childish insult Edit: so many Zionist Nazis here… fuck nazi Israel Downvote if you love genocide and like sucking Trump’s dick by watson@lemmy.world
reason: Enough of that.
1 month ago
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Removed Comment This seems like a comment that was made from a toilet. Don’t wipe until you bleed! by watson@lemmy.world
reason: Toxic
1 month ago
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Removed Comment I’m sorry to hear of your troubles. Best wishes! by watson@lemmy.world
reason: Toxic
1 month ago
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Removed Comment I’m sorry for your troubles by watson@lemmy.world
reason: Removing toxic thread.
1 month ago
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Removed Comment You're an example of propagandized controlled opposition. Literally brainwashed. In-fighting and not tackling any issues. You sticking to your guns in this context truly makes you appear brainless. Go protest outside of a NASCAR event where your idea actually means something. by foggy@lemmy.world
reason: Removing toxic thread.
1 month ago
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Removed Comment The problem that no one talks about with this is there are no rules limiting procreation and there are limited resources. Because of religion's lies, which say "be fruitful and multiply" and things like fundamental rights to procreation in the US, in most countries anyone can procreate as much as they want in most countries. What happens when really poor people procreate? Children go hungry and don't have adequate resources and then programs need to be established to help them. When you give people sufficient space and food, procreation is one of the first things that happens. If you take everyone who is poor and give them a house, you are looking at a group of people who can't take care of themself and/or come from families that don't support their children, and those people will have children who may also not be able to or want to take care of their children. I am not saying we should have homeless people. We absolutely should give homeless people housing, but we also need to have a rule that if the government takes care of you and you are in government housing, then it is a crime to reproduce while on government resources. Unfortunately, a rule like that is not politically feasible. People are taught in religions to be nice to poor people but also to be fruitful and multiply. Taking parents to prisons for procreating might lead to abortions, which people find morally wrong. It could increase birth control, which a select group of complete fucking morons also thinks is wrong. The problem comes down to religion. Even if someone becomes homeless through no fault of their own, for example they come from a family of alcoholics who never save anything and they personally are very careful and went to high school and suddenly at 18 have nothing and couldn't get a scholarship that pays for everything for school and can't get a job, it's still a tricky situation. If the government gives a male heterosexual 18 year old a home, soon a woman moves in and then in a year there's a kid. Two years later there are two kids. And at that point, with the government taking care of that male, does he want to work or does he become an alcoholic too? Before society existed, women didn't always have enough food and when resources were low they wouldn't get pregnant. Infanticide would also take care of sick or damaged infants or be used in times of scarcity. Men would also sometimes kill the other men in tribal warfare and rape the women not killed in the war, which still left more resources for everyone. So now, society has said that killing sick babies is bad, in times of scarcity we will help sick babies and poor families with food, and men only occasionally go to war over border disputes and things like that. The population has also gone up exponentially and the environment is changing in ways that are already a disaster. So given this problem, how do you deal with things and keep people from being homeless and also not reproducing while they are on government welfare? Do you create laws that directly contradict all the religious lies people have been told? Is it politically feasible to create laws that contradict the irrational religious myths of people? The problem isn't a lack of money for housing or an inability to make it. The government prints the money. They can just print some more money and build some houses. The problem is what happens in 20 years, 50 years. Should there just be free housing indefinitely? Who takes care of the children of the people who are unlucky or irresponsible? One of the things about homeless shelters is that because there is no space and people sleep on mats, people don't usually have sex in them (since there is no privacy) and so people don't have children. A man also can't trick a woman into saying he's doing well when he actually sleeps on the floor and with government housing, he may be able to do that. Someone sleeping in a car is much less likely to procreate. I am not trying to be unsympathetic. Homelessness is a horrible evil of modern society. But there are resource implications for making choices in modern society and the fact is that people do not function well without religious myths. The world is harsh, atheism is a luxury that tends to increase when society is less harsh. In a smaller society like Finland, housing first works. Does such a policy also work in a country like America? I could also be wrong about all of this and housing first can be duplicated everywhere with no impact on resource allocation or even a positive impact. It may be that this is less of a resource management issue (if housing first works in any society) and more about keeping the poor in line. by lefthandeddude@lemmy.dbzer0.com
reason: Ew.
1 month ago
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Removed Comment Fuck cars, OMG Edit: downvote if you love homelessness, and like sucking the cum out of Trump’s dick Cars are the cause of this problem, and cars are never the solution to anything unless you want more climate change, parking lot, and the housing shortages those things come with by watson@lemmy.world
reason: Seems like trolling
1 month ago
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Removed Comment Somebody should shoot him. by Cruxifux@feddit.nl
reason: No violence
2 months ago
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Unbanned I Cast Fist from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: automod false positive
2 months ago
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Banned I Cast Fist from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
2 months ago
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Removed Comment The only reason it got a recent boost was because the west didn't control Tiktok, otherwise you'd be gargling up whatever the news said about the war and agreeing to it, ie. Iraq and Afghanistan. The marketing was in full force on the other side to make themselves seem like the good guys. https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13537121.2024.2394292 https://www.jns.org/whistleblower-report-exposes-journalistic-failures-of-bbcs-coverage-of-israel-hamas-war/ https://www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/bbc-admits-misleading-public-by-depicting-pro-palestine-rallies-as-backing-for-hamas/3022390 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11/06/read-devastating-internal-bbc-memo-in-full/ Fuckwits like you are the reason people need to watch real horrors of humans, so they don't call it "marketing". by 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com
reason: Keep it civil.
2 months ago
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Removed Comment Shut up you butt slurper by gothic_lemons@lemmy.world
reason: Keep it civil.
2 months ago
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Removed Comment Someone needs an apparent visit from Luigi. by BroBot9000@lemmy.world
reason: Understandable sentiment, but we can't hint at violence here.
2 months ago
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Removed Comment > much like they did with NFTs and the metaverse anybody who compares ai to nfts and the metaverse is retarded, had to stop there by ikt@aussie.zone
reason: Please don't use slurs here.
2 months ago
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Removed Comment Just FYI. If your local Republican party officials have their houses burned down on Christmas, with those leaders inside the houses, the current iteration of the FBI doesn't have the manpower or institutional experience to properly investigate those cases, and it will cause havoc in their party right before a critical midterm. If those attacks happened during a decent snow storm, cameras would be ineffective at best, tracks would be covered, and the amount of potential witnesses would be minimal. If you don't have any gps enabled devices on you, like a phone, and you're using an older model(no OnStar) white(most common color for government/municipal owned)pickup truck with a plow and emergency flasher lights, and you drive slowly to and from your objective, you'd essentially be a silent ghost of liberty. Edit: just to reiterate this is all just hypothetical, and not being promoted or endorsed in any way. by JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.world
reason: Don't hint at promoting violence.
2 months ago
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Banned bad_news@lemmy.billiam.net from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Antisemitism
2 months ago
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Banned blave@lemmy.world from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Violence
2 months ago
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Banned Flax@feddit.uk from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Troll
2 months ago
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Banned zakandrews398@lemmy.world from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Spammer
2 months ago
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Banned slothrop2@lemmings.world from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Unmarked bot account
2 months ago
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Banned slothrop2@lemmings.world from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Spam bot
2 months ago
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Banned naba from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
3 months ago
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Locked Post Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner says nobody ever told him the large SS-Totenkopf tattoo he's had on his chest for the last 18 years is a Nazi symbol
3 months ago
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Banned Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Dude, get a therapist and get off Lemmy.
3 months ago
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Banned ceoofanarchism@lemmy.dbzer0.com from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Insulting Users over DMs
expires: 3 months ago
3 months ago
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Banned mistermodal@lemmy.ml from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Trolling
4 months ago
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Unbanned AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
4 months ago
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Banned AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
4 months ago
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Banned ArtemZ@maga.place from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: maga, fascism, defederated instance
4 months ago
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Banned Getitupinyerstuffin'@lemmy.world from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Be better with your new account.
4 months ago
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Banned floo@retrolemmy.com from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: Just to make sure.
5 months ago
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Banned tranes@lemmy.ca from the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
reason: troll, ban evasion, alt of https://lemmy.world/u/tane3, https://lemmy.world/u/tane69, https://lemmy.world/u/trane69, kys pms
6 months ago
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Locked Post OpenAI just launched its new ChatGPT Agent that can make as many as 1 complicated cupcake order per hour, but even Sam Altman says you probably shouldn't trust it for 'high-stakes uses'
9 months ago
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Locked Post Joe Rogan Slammed For Claiming Resurrection of Disability Slur Is 'One of the Greatest Cultural Victories'
1 year ago
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Removed Serinus@lemmy.world as a mod to the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
1 year ago
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Appointed Serinus@lemmy.world as a mod to the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Removed xiphoid@lemmy.world as a mod to the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world
3 years ago
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Appointed kescusay@lemmy.world as a mod to the community Not The Onion@lemmy.world