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TanteRegenbogen@feddit.orgM to aliexpressnonsense@feddit.org · 4 months ago

Is this a jet engine or a leaf blower? 400 m/s?

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Is this a jet engine or a leaf blower? 400 m/s?

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TanteRegenbogen@feddit.orgM to aliexpressnonsense@feddit.org · 4 months ago
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  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Right… It takes 4 kW from a 30 Wh battery… So it works for 27 seconds!

    • hnnng@feddit.org
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      No no, but that’s a 30 Amp-hours battery! With the 928V indicated that should make 27,840 Watt-Hours … enough capacity to run that thing for almost 7 hours at full speed.

      Weeeeeee!!!

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        And that’s 928 volts Fahrenheit too!

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Makita is getting into the adult toy market and this is their new high power blowjob gun.

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      They’re a bit presumptuous with the length of that barrel.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Is it weird that I already had a “one size fits all” joke lined up for a reply like this?

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          I think it’s weirder that we’re all overlooking that any person that attached this to themselves, if it was actually capable of putting its rated force, would basically explode.

          It’s like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.

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            It’s like a one-size-fits-all instant-eunuch machine.

            new gender affirming care method just dropped.

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    Unless I see proof, it’s marketing bullshit.

    • Jay@lemmy.ca
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      Yup, just like the ‘100,000 lumen’ flashlights they’ll try to sell you.

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        Come to think of it, I think the speed of sound is like 340m/s, so this is claiming hypersonic flow? Must be loud. 400m/s coverts to 1440 km/h, or right at 900 mph.

        Yeah, yeah… sure, sure. 🙄

      • TanteRegenbogen@feddit.orgOPM
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        Insta-Blind flashlight!

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    300,000 RPM is like dental drill speeds, there is no way whatever they’re building this out of can handle those forces

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      Dental drills are that fast?

  • BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world
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    300,000 rpm. Ok.

  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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    Ionize the air and accelerate it with electric fields!

  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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    Quick! Somebody get this to Heinz Doofenshmirtz!

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    Actually, I think it’s one van

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    928 V

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