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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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A short drive from Limerick, Ireland

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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    … he traded the fifth for a whore

    … the four is an Int I adore

    … three third bits is all I afford

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      You’ve gotta leave them wanting more

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        this is my favourite so far

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      … the four is an Int I adore

      So that’s your stand on the square numbers vs fibonacci primes, I see

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        But a four is soooo symmetric.

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