Modlog

/c/dadjokes Modlog
TimemodAction
1 month ago
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Removed Post What's Hilter's favourite videogame?
reason: Thanks for post. The reference to Hitler would probably be an adult theme and better posted over on c/unclejokes
1 month ago
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Removed Post We took pictures of nudes in our photography class, but none of them turned out.
reason: Great joke but the nudity reference would be better on c/unclejokes
1 month ago
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Removed Post Muslim people don't seem very liberal...
reason: Breaks community rules
2 months ago
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Unbanned I Cast Fist from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: automod false positive
2 months ago
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Banned I Cast Fist from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: URL Blacklist
2 months ago
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Banned slothrop2@lemmings.world from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: Unmarked bot account
3 months ago
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Removed Post If you put your D in a Crow
reason: Thanks for the post. Being that this uses a penis, it would fit better on c/unclejokes
3 months ago
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Removed Post What's the difference between a dirty coach depot and a crab with a boob job?
reason: pretty funny joke but would be better suited to post on c/unclejokes
4 months ago
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Removed Post An astrophysicist went to an orgy
reason: Thanks for posting. This would fit better over on c/unclejokes though with sex included in the joke
4 months ago
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Removed Post Say what you want about Charlie kirk, at least he wasn't afraid to change his mind.
reason: Pretty clever joke, but the subject of death is probably not understandable by a kiddo. I’m going to update the sidebar, but please message me if you think the joke should remain.
5 months ago
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Removed Post The mine owner was elated when the miners discovered a huge pit full of raw metals
reason: Thanks for the post and great joke. The punchline being orgasm is probably not safe to tell kids though. Please post over on c/unclejokes.
5 months ago
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Removed Post Steal
reason: This appears to be off-topic for the community. Maybe clarify and resubmit.
5 months ago
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Removed Post A man turns 100 his friends buy him a hooker. She shows up and says are you ready to have some supersex?
reason: Great post and funny joke. Please repost in c/unclejokes as this is not appropriate to tell kids
7 months ago
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Removed Post Which country has the biggest number of converts to Judaism?
reason: Thanks for the post. It’s not totally clear what the joke here is and if it’s appropriate. Please feel free to message me details.
8 months ago
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Removed Post America went to the woods and the paths diverged which one did the American's choose?
reason: Funny, but dad jokes should probably not be at another’s expense
8 months ago
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Banned Amanduh@lemm.ee from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#12-discrimination-against-minority--at-risk-groups - transphobia
8 months ago
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Removed Comment Is everyone fucking blind? by Angry_Autist@lemmy.world
reason: uncivil
8 months ago
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Removed Comment Apparently you are. Did the aneurysm hurt? by 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network
reason: uncivil
8 months ago
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Removed Post I don't know why people are calling Luigi a hero.
reason: Thanks for contributing but this isn't in the lighthearted spirit of the community
9 months ago
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Banned demesisx@infosec.pub from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#51-community-manipulation large scale vote manipulation, demesisx alt
9 months ago
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Unbanned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: unban because expired bans only get removed once per hour
9 months ago
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Banned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: temp ban to fix community unban federation, see https://hackertalks.com/post/9701951
expires: 9 months ago
9 months ago
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Unbanned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: automod false positive
9 months ago
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Banned jet@hackertalks.com from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: automod
9 months ago
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Removed Comment I wish my lawn were emo so it’d cut itself. by dohpaz42@lemmy.world
reason: Really funny, but better suited for c/unclejokes
10 months ago
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Removed Post What's the difference between your Wife and your Job?
reason: Not a clean joke. This would be better on c/unclejokes
10 months ago
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Banned alykanas@slrpnk.net from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: troll
10 months ago
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Removed Post Know what they call the white stuff in chicken shit?
reason: Not quite sure the context of the joke here, but it might be better suited on c/unclejokes
11 months ago
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Removed Post What borders on stupidity?
reason: Pretty funny joke and very relevant, but in general dad jokes dont come at someone else’s expense.
1 year ago
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Removed Post My dog was eating powdered milk protein in the hall as I tried to pass. I needed her to go elsewhere, and I didn't want her eating that stuff. So I politely told her:
reason: Thanks for sharing a punny moment and providing context. It’s borderline, but the main punchline has to do with calling someone a bitch, so it’s probably better suited for c/unclejokes.
1 year ago
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Banned utubas@lemm.ee from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: Harassment is against the Lemmy World policy. Please be respectful of other users.
expires: 1 year ago
1 year ago
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Removed Post Through which door do the women enter a brothel in Westeros?
reason: Thanks for posting. This would be better suited on c/unclejokes though, because of the implied word “ho”
1 year ago
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Removed Post Daily activities
reason: This is pretty funny but much more of programming humor than dad jokes
1 year ago
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Removed Post And I washed my best dish too.
reason: Thanks for posting. The innuendo is probably a better fit for c/unclejokes
2 years ago
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Removed Comment ![](https://InfoSec.pub/pictrs/image/26367f6a-a51c-4706-bcb9-fd3710834ac8.webm) by stroz@infosec.pub
reason: Not enough karma
2 years ago
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Banned xXx_Gerrard_xXx@r.nf from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: racism
2 years ago
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Removed Comment Well, it sounds like I am the "other people", and I am offended, so you can go fuck off as well by Yer Ma@lemm.ee
reason: Uncivil behavior
2 years ago
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Banned M137@lemm.ee from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: trolling, abusive behavior, not following server guidelines
2 years ago
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Removed Comment When your cellmate goes down to the laundry and gets two blowjobs and come back and gives you one. by Maple Engineer@lemmy.world
reason: Good comedic timing but not appropriate here
2 years ago
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Removed Comment How do British non-binary people please each other? They stroke them. by RandomStickman@kbin.social
reason: Great comment; probably shouldn’t have a sexual reference to keep it a “clean” joke though.
2 years ago
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Removed Comment Fuck off by Yer Ma@lemm.ee
reason: Unnecessarily aggressive
2 years ago
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Removed Comment Fuck-olf. You aren't funny. by Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
reason: Good pun, but keep it civil please
2 years ago
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Removed Comment uh-oh this is getting close to a Hitler joke by LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
reason: Let’s try to keep the comments light-hearted and without Nazi mentions
2 years ago
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Unbanned fruitleatherpostcard@lemm.ee from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Banned fruitleatherpostcard@lemm.ee from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Banned neo2478@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: Inappropriate, trolling
expires: 1 year ago
2 years ago
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Banned neo2478@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
reason: Inappropriate, trolling
2 years ago
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Banned neo2478@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Banned neo2478@sh.itjust.works from the community Dad Jokes@lemmy.world
2 years ago
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Removed Comment i thought he was doin ur mum by Poggervania@kbin.social
reason: Comment not appropriate for community
2 years ago
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Removed Comment What do you call an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene by iguessineedtosignup@lemmy.world
reason: racist
2 years ago
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Removed Comment Well i fucked both and can tell you both times i came first by Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone
reason: not appropriate for this Community. Please post in c/unclejokes
3 years ago
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Removed Comment I tried this on my wife ...lord knows, I need the delivery practice... She responded after maybe _a second_ that a strepsil is for sure throats, not coughs Bitch. by flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
reason: profanity is not necessary here
3 years ago
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Removed Comment yes, i apologised already. Do YOU need an *apology* from me too? Because its not happening. Take a concrete pill and harden the fuck up. by Brownian Motion@lemmy.world
reason: hostile language