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So, here you are. Aren’t ya. AREN’T YA? Ya, ya are.

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Just make sure you don't confuse it with original TED talks. TED talks are the only real ones. If there's anything added to it like x or ed or w/e, it's not affiliated. Just FYI

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Hahahahahaha!

How surprised they must have been!

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Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

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Surely you mean 1011.

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Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

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🖕beer please

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Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

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A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

He also walks out of the bar.

At the same time.

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That's the German 6!

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"Would you possibly want a beer out of three?"

"Yes."

"There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?"

"YES!"

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In my culture it means go fuck yourself.

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Out of control.

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That's a textbook "yes, sir" situation.

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"We called it Purbo. It didn't catch on."

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A 486DX with the J20 jumper set! HAH!