tomiant

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tomiant , 2 months ago

"Would you possibly want a beer out of three?"

"Yes."

"There are now only two possible beers left. Would you like to change to another beer?"

"YES!"

tomiant , 2 months ago

That's the German 6!

tomiant , 2 months ago

A quantum mechanic walks into a bar.

He also walks out of the bar.

At the same time.

tomiant , 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I already owed one beer!

tomiant , 2 months ago

🖕beer please

tomiant , 2 months ago

Because they would have to fight for the missing beer or because they would have to fight for the remaining two?

tomiant , 2 months ago

Surely you mean 1011.

tomiant , 2 months ago

Sir that is more beers than there are particles in the Universe.

tomiant , 2 months ago

Hahahahahaha!

How surprised they must have been!

tomiant , 2 months ago

Just make sure you don't confuse it with original TED talks. TED talks are the only real ones. If there's anything added to it like x or ed or w/e, it's not affiliated. Just FYI

applogies

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tomiant , 2 months ago

That's a textbook "yes, sir" situation.

tomiant , 2 months ago

Out of control.

tomiant , 2 months ago

In my culture it means go fuck yourself.

I Assumed 'Twas The Boot Code

tomiant , 2 months ago

...we had finally achieved permanent turbo.

tomiant , 2 months ago

A 486DX with the J20 jumper set! HAH!

tomiant , 2 months ago

"We called it Purbo. It didn't catch on."

I ditched Linux for Windows 11 for one week - and found 9 big problems ( www.zdnet.com )

tomiant , 2 months ago

HERE IS AN UNSKIPPABLE POPUP TUTORIAL FOR OUR NEW FEATURES! DID YOU KNOW ->>> ->>> ->>>

tomiant , 2 months ago

I love Vivaldi, which is like a spiritual improvement on Opera. I switched a few years back, and once you get used to the UI and the key shortcuts it's just such a breeze using the internet. Magnificently customizable, very nice little extras. ALAS! Because Vivaldi is based on Opera which is based on Chromium and Google came out and started blocking or restricting addons (the implementation of Manifest v3 blocks a lot of API block requests that ad blockers rely on), I went back to Firefox. Because fuck that.

tomiant , 2 months ago

If you're not a liberal, are you illiberal?

tomiant , 2 months ago

I like when they watch.

tomiant , 2 months ago

"I have never been hacked before. Why would it start happening now?"

tomiant , 2 months ago

5. Ads in an OS

°-°

Do I dare say it 🥺

tomiant , 3 months ago

Is this a joke? Because I don't get it and nobody is explaining it to me

hmmm ( lemmy.blahaj.zone )

tomiant , 3 months ago

User: "Can I ask a q..."

Stackoverflow: "NO!"

What is the result of a programmer's work?

tomiant , 3 months ago

1. Drink
2. Bottles
3. Alcohol
4. Fight

Vibecoding is the future

tomiant , 3 months ago

I figured it out immediately. I came here to say that.

So how is it going South Korea?

Context

tomiant , 3 months ago

Literally who ever said "backups are overrated"?

tomiant , 2 months ago

I get it now.

Vibe Coding

tomiant , 3 months ago

I have had this dream several times.

tomiant , 3 months ago

"I see the problem. You don't know how to code."

tomiant , 3 months ago

Both stairs are perfectly usable on their own.

tomiant , 3 months ago

Maybe its was an uncivil engineer who refused to cooperate.

Webp

tomiant , 4 months ago

Ah yes, this addon will make a fine addition to my collection.

Oh Jesus he is cooked ( files.catbox.moe )

tomiant , 4 months ago

"I disagree with what you say, but will contend to the death your right to say it." / Voltaire

Brainrot Tiktoker at the Kirk shooting ( i.imgur.com )

We might not live in the best timeline, but we sure live in the funniest one....

tomiant , 4 months ago

With a big enough market there will always be buyers. There's like a hundred million of these psychos in the USA, how many shirts and caps was this, a couple dozen? Yeah they'll sell. Just look at that bath water girl or she sold her farts or whatever the fuck it was

tomiant , 4 months ago

Capitalism encourages it because it dictates profit over everything, it is a completely amoral system only weakly held in check by laws and regulations.

Reddit lost it

tomiant , 4 months ago

Not really. A mirror shows an actual reflection of yourself. An AI response is a highly curated version of a particular subset of ideas, in fact, the more I think about it the more this analogy straight up implodes.

tomiant , 4 months ago

The vast majority of conversations I have with people on a daily basis are on an order of magnitude more moronic than the ones I have with AI. So that also plays a part.

tomiant , 4 months ago

How out of the loop are you people? That has been a thing for a while, we've got more than a handful high profile AI religions and cults out there already...

tomiant , 4 months ago

I've been saying this for yeeears. People shouldn't be near as afraid of AI as they should be of the people in charge of it.

Study: There is less room to store carbon dioxide, driver of climate change, than previously thought ( phys.org )

The world has far fewer places to securely store carbon dioxide deep underground than previously thought, steeply lowering its potential to help stem global warming, according to a new study that challenges long-held industry claims about the practice....

tomiant , 4 months ago

Breaking News! The thing we told you was going to happen for the past 50 years is definitely still happening!

tomiant , 4 months ago

"We thought it was 10. Turns out it was 1."

Ten times less: x * 0.1

Android’s most beloved launcher may be done for good ( www.androidpolice.com )

tomiant , 4 months ago

You make it sound as if every system is perfectly equal, and that all humans are the same, and that nothing we choose or decide matters at all and that the only form of existence is the one we are seeing right now.

Jesus christ if this was a film you'd happily be hooked up to a bunch of tubes in a goo pod pretending you're free.

Welcome to the Outland

Welcome to the Outland!...

tomiant , 4 months ago

Nice!

Hollow Knight: Silksong Will Release for Only $20, Release Times Revealed ( bsky.app )

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September....

tomiant , 4 months ago

The most overhyped game I've seen over the past year, they're pushing the PR so damn hard.

‘Scan your face’ laws for the web are having unexpected consequences ( www.washingtonpost.com )

"unexpected"...

tomiant , 4 months ago

He threatened to sue that guy.

Here's one of the Elon jet trackers on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ElonJetTracker/

What was behind an 'insane,' mysterious flood of wildfire conspiracies ( www.nationalobserver.com )

Dozens of the posts put the blame on environmentalists and the Liberals, suggesting the fires were part of a plot to justify authoritarian rule. The comments hint at a common conspiracy theory that posits a cabal of global elites are using climate action to justify controlling people and kicking them off their land....

tomiant , 4 months ago

Well, there's been a shitton of arson and hybrid warfare attacks by the Russians all over Europe, hardly a stretch to suspect they have targeted the US as well. Very effective and easy form of terror attack to carry out, something the Russians have been extremely fond of and used to great effect for decades upon decades...

The fact that the troll factories accuse environmentalists for it is pretty telling as well, every accusation is an admission of guilt as usual...

Russian arson attacks:

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/poland-says-russian-secret-service-behind-2024-fire-warsaw-shopping-centre-2025-05-11/

https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-london-arson-warehouse-intelligence-a00f7429e0688731ff1718d2c3bb855f

https://apnews.com/article/russia-estonia-sabotage-arson-ukraine-554442e8c139f4a1df4d2df78d76f7a4

https://globalnews.ca/news/11281090/russia-sabotage-campaigns-warning-europe-intelligence/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incendiary_incidents_in_Europe_2024

Russian hybrid warfare:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_hybrid_warfare

https://www.politico.eu/article/europe-russia-hybrid-war-vladimir-putin-germany-cyberattacks-election-interference/

[fluff post] If lemmy users are Lemmites, what would we like to call piefed users?

I just thought this might make a fun discussion thread for folks to chat about ideas and make silly pie jokes....

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tomiant , 4 months ago

Piedofiles.