Sharks like to eat butt cheeks. Who knew?

This movie is 78 minutes long once the credits hit, but somehow feels longer. Likely, it’s because there are long stretches when nothing happens and you don’t really care much about the characters, sadly, or get to know them better aside from the small snippets you’re fed about their backstories. It’s no wonder this was on the shelf and went through so many titles and production/development issues. The shark action and thrills…

Nobody ever thought of using a vacuum?

But seriously… I loved this! Why isn’t this movie being talked about more and why didn’t this get a big release and more love? It was truly delightful and just so different in a good way from start to finish! The 3.00:1 aspect ratio tells you that you’re in for something otherworldly and adds to a claustrophobic experience, perfect to tap into the fears of the main character, Erora. I mean, Arora. Sorry.…

You mess with Gran, you deal with The Man!

This Tubi Original is an absolute gem! Just under 80 minutes, it’s a perfectly paced blast of pure fun! White is excellent in the lead role as Jasper, a booze and heavy metal (fun fact: the movie’s original title is “Sunset Superman”) loving military veteran with a bum knee who is off to visit his grandmother (played perfectly by Richardson) and spend the night at her remote cabin. Of course, all…