There’s no depth to the barrels I won't scrape to find a new Tom Sizemore performance in a bona fide film - and at first glance, this looks to be just the kind of undiscovered gem my hunt’s all about.

But it turns out there IS a reason why a Francis Ford Coppola-produced movie with a stacked cast of 90s solids still manages to get released with such spectacular silence that I wonder if even the people who did eventually…

The average man is typically composed of around 60% water.

For a time in the early 2000s, Scott Caan broke scientific records for being composed of almost 40% neck.

I always liked Scott Caan. For a while, he was Hollywood's go-to guy for the 'Big-Necked Friend' role in their glossier movies, like the Oceans films, Enemy of the State, Gone in 60 seconds, and stuff.

Over the years - as his neck shrunk - his light dimmed a little too,…