I love so much that there are real, hilarious consequences for overzealous early adoption. You can’t make this shit up.

Yeah, it’s a surprisingly widely held belief. Iv’e heard the same thing in both West and Southern Africa. IIRC, it was the Sierra Leonean Civil War where it was a documented practice.

There are cultures on earth that are straight up homophobic, but will accept the use of force for a man to penetrate another man as a show of dominance.

Right, so no shotguns? Easy. Sniper rifles, no problem.

Even better!

Nope, only applies to boobs. A curse wouldn’t seek to deny innocent people medical treatment.

Poor mamogram techs, though. Between the radiation and the boobiation… rip.

You likely had it 20+ years ago, especially in the mountains. The Hilux pickup is fairly indestructible. Top Gear did an episode where they tried to kill one (linked below in other comments) and couldn’t. It’s rather impressive. I’ve seen the same exact model rolling around Africa and the Balkans today. ISIS fighters were known for using them as platforms for large-caliber guns. It’s all about basic utility, stability, Toyota parts are easy to swap out, and adaptability to anything you feel like bolting on to it.

Turns out that there’s a curse on humanity that if you see more than 800 boobs in your life, your chromosomes self-destruct. But we’ve never had data to figure out all out.

whistling that goddamned song

Not the OS.

The OS “provider”

Linus Torvalds ain’t gonna check my ID. And i don’t want him to, either.

Came here to also say LOL.

No matter where you go, there you are.

—Thomas a Kempis, Imitation of Christ, ca. A.D. 1440

Also

• Buckaroo Bonsai

All Americans should have frozen their credit years ago.

Not really. Greek and various translations across the region: “I write it on my balls.”

Edit: “To my balls” also works.

It’s also worth looking at the absolute misses at the state level, too.

What fucking idiot was AG of Florida in 2016 when Epstein was a the height of his influence, as a resident and owning property there?

Buying? Buying? These are Federal properties?

So we can FOIA everything about the purchase?

This is over the top. I’ve had this trying to get a rarely used email account back, but if you own the account that can reset the password…why do this?

Best episode they ever did.

No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.

24 hour Home Depots were amazing.