In the yearbook of your bloodline after the entries for greatest warrior, wisest thinker, kindest soul and many others there will be you, top gooner.

A long unbroken line that dies in a million fruitless nuts.

This is pretty much it. Someone will google “what’s the best VPN” and get an AI generated answer that leads them to some bigger service that adheres to identification laws. That’ll filter most regular users.

Fleshless rust clumps

And the Lord spoke, “My servant, you must go to Epstein Island and absolutely ruin some of them kids ayyyyy”

That is a perfectly fine quotation tech.

If you don’t believe me look at the comments in here. They’ll tell you the same thing.

Beneath the skin suit there’s a plethora of pestilence worming around in an attempt to mimic the movements of a human being. The hive doesn’t fear germs. It embraces them as brothers and sisters.

We should assemble a team of billionaires and send them down there in a plastic submarine. For…science.

We don’t even know what consequences come from all of them as a group let alone separate components.

It’ll take a while to really figure out what this exposure does to us.

I wonder what that person’s answer was when as a kid they got asked what they want to be when they grow up. Fireman? Astronaut? Pedophile PR? Well congratulations.

She was coming right at him

I don’t like this guy but as far as I understand it he has been endorsing vaccines for a long time and whatever his other pseudo medical opinions may be, this one he’s right about. He perhaps reaches more of the exact audience that is reluctant to vaccinate.

Don’t give them ideas

It’s horrible. We already had that stuff figured out. Wiki pages and forums to make information accessible even after 20 minutes have passed. Fuck that development and everyone that was/is pushing for that.

Same. My 360 controller must be 20 years old now. It yearns for a peaceful life in the dusty old tech box in the basement but I can’t let it go yet.

Guys should I supplement my chimpanzee kibble with sheep electrolytes for maximum beast gains?

To be fair if you’re an ICE goon running headfirst into a wall might be a common activity for you so it seemed like a plausible story to come up with.

When the nestle CEO heard about this he probably got all excited. Many babies have been poisoned? Quick, get me plan #2356. Yees, yeeeeees, it’s all here. We buy or forcefully take the remaining newborns and corner the market. You want a child? You gotta come to us! WHAT!? They survived!? Bummer…another time then. [breaks a cute bunny’s neck to relieve tension]

Think of the fat rolls though.

Are these people that only you can see telling you to burn everything down again, Satya?

A period piece.