Yeah everyone picks Mario but when push comes to shove, Luigi is the man to step the fuck up.

Nah man I think I’ll just to another tour of 'Nam.

Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.

We all learn and grow.

Dang it Bobby!

Only arson I saw was the arson that chick.

At least they gave him a banger soundtrack and a gun.

God: I like nazis.

meirl

Well this is a criminally low amount of pictures of Marge, that’s for sure.

That has never stopped him before

It’s so fitting! hahahahah

Hahahaha I know I noticed after :)

I think that one is an automatic BINGO for everyone

Rules? RULES?! THIS IS THE TRUMP ZONE BABYYY

Fuck I should have put the Hamburglar on the FBI top 10 list

• Announcing he’s adding a side to The Hexagon

• There is now peace in Ukraine by giving it to Putin

• He is opening a ski resort in Gaza

• Calls Jerome Powell a communist

• Digging a moat along the mexican border

What am I missing?

• Canada sucks

• Makes mocking face

• Inflation is down

• Exonerated of all wrongdoing

• Pauses for applause that don’t come or too late

• Trans athletes

• Bad teams

• Corrupt judges that he appointed

• Melanias film should win multiple oscars (doubtful because nobody can win but him, but still, possible)

Add more stuff to the list I’ll make more cards for flavor. Could make it a drinking game if you’re unemployed and suicidal.

Yep, people who don’t agree with you are rapists. That’s a sign of intellectual maturity right there. QED, psycho.

Are you a maga troll? Because this is how they usually argue. None of your arguments make sense when you say this, this is literally the whole fucking debate, about psychopaths like yourself ordering pocket flamethrowers to use against anyone you dislike, which I’m going to confidently guess is everybody but yourself.