Four laterally, vertically, diagonally = Trump Bronze Medal
Five = Trump Silver Medal
Six = Nobel Peace Prize
- Audible fart
- Cut to Rubio with eyes closed
- Kid Rock mentioned
- Immigrants equated to terrorists
- Melania not in attendance
- Gold lectern/drapes
- Trash talking the NFL
- Announce new national monument (to self)
What am I missing?
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Canada sucks
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Makes mocking face
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Inflation is down
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Exonerated of all wrongdoing
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Pauses for applause that don’t come or too late
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Trans athletes
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Bad teams
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Corrupt judges that he appointed
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Melanias film should win multiple oscars (doubtful because nobody can win but him, but still, possible)
Add more stuff to the list I’ll make more cards for flavor. Could make it a drinking game if you’re unemployed and suicidal.
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Announcing he’s adding a side to The Hexagon
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There is now peace in Ukraine by giving it to Putin
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He is opening a ski resort in Gaza
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Calls Jerome Powell a communist
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Digging a moat along the mexican border
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Chyina
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Im hoping for gets shot
I think that one is an automatic BINGO for everyone
My schedule is too full for the party this week, can he suffer for a week in the hospital?
Ok, I’ll be the one to nitpick. American-style bingo cards are 5x5, one for each letter in BINGO.
It doesn’t really matter, except that the middle square is normally a free square, which is an opportunity for a joke. Like, “this is so guaranteed to happen, you just get it for free”. So, “Trump does accordion hands gesture” or something.
It’s also important for everyone to not have the same bingo card. Like, honestly, it’s like whoever made this has no idea what a bingo card even is.
Such a bigly card it gets six rows and columns.
EDIT: Rows too lol
The biggest, most beautiful card ever!
It’s so fitting! hahahahah
Hahahaha I know I noticed after :)
Yeah bingo cards usually have a free space in the middle so you would’ve caught it if you did that.
But I wouldn’t cut any of these answers, they’re too good (i.e. laughably pathetic)
My bingo card only contains “not watching it”
Only a Nobel? I was hoping for the FIFA.
Or just… don’t watch it.
Hurts Drumpf’s feelings more when you don’t.
I will predict a full card black out.
What happens if you get everything?
You get tired of winning
Then the drinking game already killed you
Can we get a negative one. Like. Never mentions Epstein.
Oooh, good call! Next time
I called it. Just saying.
Making a comment to come back tomorrow to see if anyone wins.
Just say no
That has never stopped him before
