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Remember when the “Hans, are we the baddies” sketch was still funny? Been a while eh.

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I have some bad news. $ORGANISATION has failed to reach its funding target in $YEAR. We are $RANDOM() short of our $RANDOM() funding goal.

Only by guilting you are we able to make our funding goal this year.

@schwa@mastodon.social avatar schwa , to random

So it's actually this huh?

Abused xkcd dependencies cartoon - but with US-EAST-1 and cloudflare as the load bearing blocks.
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Up at 4am today. I guess I’m a morning person now.

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@schwa

Early bird gets the worm and do the most damage before 6am everyday for decades screaming before markets open.



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@schwa@mastodon.social avatar schwa , to random

What's the most beautiful Markdown editor?

Need to edit a large document and the usual suspects are giving me hives.

castano ,
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@schwa I second Typora. I use Obsidian for all my notes, but when I need to work on a separate document, want to print or export to pdf, or want extra markup options I use Typora instead.

schwa OP ,
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@castano Yeah same with Obsidian. Typora looks great - thanks (& @jackbrewster !)

@schwa@mastodon.social avatar schwa , to random

I know zero former coworkers at Apple who actually like Liquid Glass. Every single time it has come up in conversation so far the reaction has been negative.

I am in two group-chats with ex-Apple folks and both chats have devolved into Liquid Glass hate-fests.

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36 Starships built. 36 failures to reach orbit

13 Saturn V launches. 13 reached orbit.

Tell me more about how private industry is more efficient.

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Indiscriminately detonating 2000-3000 bombs more or less at random in a civilian population sure sounds like the very definition of terrorism to me.