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@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar Binder , to random

Throwing a temper tangent.

kolya ,
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@Binder tangentially "semper tantrum" is the motto of my coat of arms waving

@Binder@petrous.vislae.town avatar Binder , to random

Shortening all of my URLs to simply htt

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@Binder not following protocol anymore

Rushmore (1998)

@kolya@social.cologne avatar kolya , to random

the owner of the local stationary shop is a bit of a nerd

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@nocontexttrek@mastodon.social avatar nocontexttrek , to random

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@nocontexttrek the first few seasons were okay, but they lost the plot completely when Eleven joined some innercity fashion punk gang. what was that all about?

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org avatar davidrevoy , to random

The Correct Incantation

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kolya ,
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@davidrevoy Latin and classical Greek are mixed rather willy-nilly in those incantations. :thinking:

@Mjack@petrous.vislae.town avatar Mjack , to random

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. Well, truth be told it was the heart I kept under the floor boards. I couldn’t stand the noise.

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@Mjack as a player I feel that. the damn thing never shuts up

@surdfish@beige.party avatar surdfish , to random

Damn my bad luck! Wasn't paying attention and accidentally exposed myself to about 20 minutes of a shitty Christmas romcom on the TV...is there a decontamination protocol or am I dead meat?

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@surdfish the protocol is to smoke a pack of European cigarettes and throw an office chair down the elevator shaft.

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@5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org avatar 5ibelius9insterberg cologne@feddit.org icon Köln / Cologne dubak
Bin ich in einer Seilbahn-Kabine besser vor Wind und Wetter geschützt als auf einem Fahrrad?

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social avatar NanoRaptor , to random

What’s that thing called when you’ve been on the internet for so many decades and then come across a whole culture, almost a cult, that’s influenced the shape of todays internet and even irl political life, based on a throwaway shitpost you made in 1992 - and it’s not even the first time?

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@NanoRaptor I'll call it a grandiose fabrication until facts are on the table.

@Gargron@mastodon.social avatar Gargron , (edited ) to random

Out of curiosity, are you using or have you used Mastodon's Signal sticker pack?

kolya ,
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@Gargron Sticker packs are an obscure feature on Signal. The app gives zero hints how to even install a new pack.

@Mjack@petrous.vislae.town avatar Mjack , to random

“Meets Expectations” is all you owe your employer

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@Mjack I don't know if I can deal with that level of stress.

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@Mjack how about: "he's been here so long it would be costlier firing him than just keeping him on and giving him some kind of pet project"? that I can do

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    @Binder they introduced the need for antialiasing though, so

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    @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social avatar NanoRaptor , to random

    Serendipity.

    My mum has two stories she tells about WWII (both relayed from other people as she was born in late 45). One, my stepdad in Arnhem surviving the bridge bombing. Second, from her GP in the ‘60s when she went for her pilot medical - he talked about being shot down over Germany while flying a Lancaster.

    Just found googling, those events of her WWII stories from unrelated people happened within 2 hours of each other!

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    @NanoRaptor how'd you find out when exactly your mom's GP was shot down?

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    @NanoRaptor that's wild

    @kolya@social.cologne avatar kolya , to random

    some mastodon specific tips for our new

    • your content is tied to your instance, if you move you cannot take it with you, only leave a note where you can be found. you can take your follows and followers with you though
    • mastodon marks follows as "dormant" in your prefs if they haven't posted in merely a month, maybe don't give up on them yet
    • to get rid of an unwanted follower: block them for a minute, then remove the block, this is called a softblock and severs them following you
    @kolya@social.cologne avatar kolya , to random

    logging into Mastodon

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    @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io avatar molly0xfff , to random

    slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

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    @molly0xfff
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

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    @Binder what about a free mason?

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    @Binder
    as long as it's "Do you love me" you're good in my book
    https://social.cologne/@kolya/112917506024141205

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    @Binder when you wake up in the morning and decide you want to be a fisherman or a farmer or a factory worker, but the fishnets are neglected, the farm grows stuff no one needs and the factory has shut down for the week because there's no fuel and no tools - that's amore!

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    @Binder ah, 2011 — a fine vintage. it almost feels like yesterday: Catherine Middleton married some middling nobleman, Twitch was launched to help out struggling porn actresses and millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced as the PlayStation Network outage hit. smacks lips Well, here's to the old times!

    @briankrebs@infosec.exchange avatar briankrebs , (edited ) to random

    Copying an archive.is link of this OregonLive.com story because it probably deserves more attention and is behind a paywall:

    "A former University of Oregon undergraduate who says he discovered a significant security flaw in the college’s computer network and twice reported it to university officials faced a disciplinary hearing as a result."

    "Physics major Owen Mitchem said he was able to inadvertently access confidential information, including the Social Security numbers of more than 3,500 public university employees around the state, last fall, including of the university’s president and its football coach, the highest-paid public employee in the state. He says the breach should have been a wake-up call for the university to tighten its online security."

    "But according to an email the university provided to The Oregonian/OregonLive in response to a public records request, the university’s associate dean of students, Dianne Tanjuaquio, concluded that Mitchem’s actions violated the school’s policies on “acceptable use of computing resources.” She required him to write a 750-word essay reflecting on the situation; if not completed, he could face a suspension of his student account, preventing him from registering for classes or changing his course schedule."

    "Mitchem says he was just searching in Microsoft Teams for some budget figures for the physics club he ran when he stumbled across a spectrum of university financial documents, visible via files on SharePoint, a Microsoft tool that can be integrated with Teams. They seemed harmless at first glance, he told The Oregonian/OregonLive, but not something his student email permissions should have allowed him to view."

    "Mitchem alerted a physics department grants technician and assumed the wide access would be quickly corrected. He later found out that the technician hadn’t alerted the university’s information department, meaning that unbeknownst to him, the IT department remained unaware of the security lapse, Mitchem said via email."

    https://archive.is/rG2KG

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    @briankrebs @keroz
    What a blinkered reaction. Just a note: Barbara Streisand is spelled with one "s" and so is the effect named after her.

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    @NanoRaptor this encompasses any point between 1960 - 1992. unless you had a thing with Ringo, that is a vague hint.

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    @NanoRaptor C64 was released 2 years earlier and Amiga less than a year later. Just saying.

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    dubak @voodoocode@feddit.org avatar voodoocode
    Es geht nicht darum das er sich irgendwelche Vorteile verschafft hätte, also keine Korruption. Inkompetenz kann man drüber reden.

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    @NanoRaptor adding this one to my microplastics collection

    @mcc@mastodon.social avatar mcc , to random

    You know what would be really cool is if I had a position of emotional and financial stability from which to attempt creative endeavors

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    @mcc doesn't work that way but good luck

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    @NanoRaptor cool colors :yeah:

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    @nocontexttrek
    "Let the logic flow through you."

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    @nocontexttrek you know, I'm starting to think these are not the original subtitles

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    @nocontexttrek thanks for clarifying. when I watched STNG it was all rather asexual. so this seemed really out of place

    @CarveHerName@mstdn.social avatar CarveHerName , to random

    Did you know we try to post an update on kofi every Friday? This week we wrote a few lines about link rot, and why we pay to host a website. Have a read here. 👇

    https://ko-fi.com/post/Womens-history-and-link-rot-Y8Y01HVF7A

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    @CarveHerName I mean, good on you for hosting your own website. But it's not likely that it will stay around for more than a few years. Even if your org does, your website is a Wordpress-blog which are difficult to maintain longterm and prone to security problems. If longterm availability really is a priority for you, I'd suggest handcoded plain HTML. I understand that it's always a compromise, but consider it.

    @Bundesregierung@social.bund.de avatar Bundesregierung , to random German

    Liebe Community, solche Kommentare lesen wir oft. Unsere Antwort: Auch der kommt nicht zu kurz. Beides ist wichtig.

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    Wenn man die ganzen aggressiven deutschen Querulanten im Fediverse auf einmal blocken will, geht echt nichts über die Kommentare unter einem Post der @Bundesregierung :thumb:

    @LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar LibrarianRA , to random
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    @LibrarianRA Viennetta is still going strong here. Personally I always thought it was rather bland compared to Bourbon vanilla flavours.

    @LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar LibrarianRA , to random

    Happy from this 1986 Postcard
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    @LibrarianRA "Big Hair" was a huge trend in the 1980s

    @harriorrihar@mas.to avatar harriorrihar , (edited ) to random Spanish

    There's one thing can't do: Be anti-capitalist. They'll never take that job away from us.

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    @harriorrihar lots of movies and video games sport anti-capitalist views, some of them while raking in the money, so I wouldn't be too sure

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    @harriorrihar chatgpt holding 6h long speeches about the class enemy. but only the first hour is available on a freemium model. it could happen

    @mho@social.heise.de avatar mho , to random

    "[...] uses a knife that’s showy but incohesive and wrong for the job; he wastes huge amounts of money on olive oil that he uses recklessly; and he has an automated coffee machine that claims to save labour while doing the exact opposite because it can’t be trusted. His kitchen is a catalogue of inefficiency, incomprehension, and waste. If that’s any indication of how he runs the company, insolvency cannot be considered too unrealistic a threat."

    https://www.ft.com/content/b1804820-c74b-4d37-b112-1df882629541

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    @mho all that indicates is that he's rich. obviously he doesn't care about wasting precious olive oil, does little cooking himself and usually gets his coffee handed by an assistant.

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    @LibrarianRA 3 great series in a row. yes, please.

    @tagesschau@ard.social avatar tagesschau , to random German

    Bahnknoten zwischen Köln und Bonn für zwei Wochen gesperrt

    Zwei Wochen lang ist der Bahnknoten zwischen Köln und Bonn voll gesperrt. In der Zeit sollen die Stellwerke modernisiert werden. Zahlreiche Regionalbahnen und Fernzüge fallen aus oder werden umgeleitet.

    ➡️ https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/regional/nordrheinwestfalen/vollsperrung-bahn-koeln-bonn-100.html?at_medium=mastodon&at_campaign=tagesschau.de

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    @tagesschau JEDESMAL lese ich BANKNOTEN und frage mich was im Finanzverkehr wieder schief läuft.

    @LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar LibrarianRA , to random

    1988 Commercial for Black Lacquer Furniture at BigSur Waterbeds
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    Black shiny furniture is seen with a glamorous woman.

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    @LibrarianRA that head turn still works. as for black lacquer furniture: fingerprints included!

    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar georgetakei , to random

    Spot on.

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    I don't remember Andrew Tate bringing happiness to millions of children and adults through his books and teaching them to stand up for what they believe in. By the way the original version of this crappy meme has Taylor Swift in her place: https://www.reddit.com/r/memesopdidnotlike/comments/192ko4h/i_thought_it_was_funny/
    That's the level of discourse you're on @georgetakei . The line "Some idiot posted this on Facebook" still holds though.

    @nixCraft@mastodon.social avatar nixCraft , to random

    A Windows user, a Mac user, and a Linux user are given a complex task to complete on their system.

    The Windows user downloads a new software package.

    The Mac user finds an app in the App Store.

    The Linux user spends three hours writing a bash script to automate it, then brags about how much time they saved.

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    @nixCraft a windows user doesn't download a "software package" because that is linux slang to begin with. on windows we download "apps" these days (previously applications or plainly programs).

    @anon_opin@mastodon.social avatar anon_opin Bot , to random

    Fines should be replaced with torture that doesn't do any long term physical damage.
    Parking tickets hurt the poor much more than the rich. Waterboarding or electric shocks hurt everybody equally.

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    @Gargron @anon_opin like seriously? fortunately smarter people have already figured out better ways, like taking a percentage of someone's income.

    @LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar LibrarianRA , to random

    1952 Accent Spices advertising.
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    @LibrarianRA I was thinking: probably MSG. then I saw the subline under the logo, yep.