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jorgaborg

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hey hi h ello! i am a geek with a c ompletely broken sense of humor. i like music, video games, art, books, and shitpostin g about music, video games, art, and books.

resident softbeing

sufferer of terminal butts disease (this means i am always thinking about them. i do not have prostate cancer)

c ontrary to popular belief i am nOT straight but in fact a bicycle or whatever the h ell it's called. byes eck shoo all

i identify as a s omething. this m ay change. you never know

i will sometimes speak entirely in meme. this is normal and not at all weird in the slightest.

h ornyposting is always a possibility,, stay on yer toes (i wil l cw these, f ear not)

weaknesses: cute girls, cute boys, tickles, cute [people] calling me cute, cute [people] calling me funny, interesting mathematical or sciencey questions, Wikipedia, the surface of the sun, bone-steel weapons, stygian iron, good sci-fi or fantasy books, list-making, irony, the aspect of death, too much electricity, really heavy books, list-making, repetition, my hatred of LLMs, good music, chiptune, cool guitar, twinks, girltwinks, getting punched in the solar plexus, stolen glasses, getting pinned against walls, :(){ :|:& };:, Ba'al the Soul Eater, goths of any sort, artists of any sort, robot girls, and spending too much time on art. i think tha t is all of them. might add more later

certified dumbass goober who says "good heavens" and "perchance" unironically

when i use periods or other punctuation im usually being earnest and trying to communicate genuinely. there is always the possibility that im doing a bit tho

we lives in a country that elected a citrus-themed clown to lead it. we hates it! [angry_serkis.png]

if you r ead this specific sentence i owe you a hug irl. unless you are mean to me. then you get n othing

Only the true loser has the eyes to see.

https://en.illogicopedia.org/wiki/User:Psychoticpotato

single. maybe open to a relationship but honestly : idk at the momeny

qUOTES::

"you have white twink vibes" - @alicedotjpog@wetdry.world avatar alicedotjpog
"Psychotic "Poppin' Pussy" Potato" -V like Void Reaver
"Holy shit, he's John Helldiver" -RandomArtist
"gay" -Holly
"you look like if PirateSoftware had a brother" -some dude in the Risk of Rain 2 Discord
"retard" -Burrito
more to come...

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@jorgaborg@brain.worm.pink avatar jorgaborg , to random

sorry. fell a sleep on my key board there

RE: @jorgaborg@brain.worm.pink avatar jorgaborg : i love it here. the ui is tooe. 5h4 9u77777777g

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i love it here. the ui is tooe. 5h4 9u77777777g

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i was going to type something funny but i forgot. so here we are

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spit ur shit loki !!! go off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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making blatantly incorrect and mocking posts is also shitty i think

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love leaving a manipulative relationship and then getting excuses upon excuses about why they’re so manipulative. like, holy shit. what is wrong with you

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@GroupNebula563 how i feel after posting something that was accidentally hilarious

RE: https://mastodon.social/@GroupNebula563/116060905230261599

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social avatar GroupNebula563 , to random

OH GOD WHAT DID I DO

ALT
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@GroupNebula563 your WHAT post

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9 of the ten crowbars kel still has are the remaining crowbargets. this time i need gardening supplies

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@dunkeltalerzap eat yer crowbars

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@asokel @dunkeltalerzap youa re boht satellllllite dish

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@dunkeltalerzap you all look the same

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@dunkeltalerzap the joke is satellite racism

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@Human_shaped_creature@brain.worm.pink avatar Human_shaped_creature , to random

Ugh I keep having such WEIRD dreams. Shit like my teeth falling out, dreams within dreams, and I wake up exhausted :blobcatnotlikethis:

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@asokel @Human_shaped_creature do you ever dream about llamas

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@asokel @Human_shaped_creature why not . llama dreams are fun and whimsical

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@asokel @Human_shaped_creature think about llamas when youre falling asleep tonight !! this will increase the likelihood of a llama dream

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this is where i post from

ALT
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@asokel holy based

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@asokel @tesstherefusinggirl okay is the state between texas and kansas

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@asokel @tesstherefusinggirl oh good! i still have humor. i was afraid i had lost it last night while i was asleep. none of my jokes seemed to land today

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@asokel @tesstherefusinggirl i wish i could do my minnesota accent at you fsr

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“Expect a surprise encounter on a Tuesday that will change your life.”
that’s nice, fortune cookie. only one question. what the hell are you talking about

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Alien is a very good movie and i should watch it for the 6th time in as many months

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bleelf

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:100_gay:

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FUCK

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bad bunny fucking blew it out of the water, of course

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literally turned the game on for him. that’s it

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i have never BEEN on ao3 but i guess i must start

RE: https://bird.makeup/users/unhingeda03/statuses/2000159721160863952

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Just visited wormdelicious.com

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which way western man

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i didnt need an obese furry jumpscare on my fucking tl thanks a lot

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anime design/art tropes i dont understand: part 1
Big Hair, Small Head
???????????? what is the point of that,]. why. give them normal sized brain holders. whats hard about it. big hair with a normal head is fine!! do that!!

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Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop,
And an illustrated book about birds;
See a lot up there but don’t be scared,
Who needs action when you got words?

@ezra@waf.moe avatar ezra , to random

it's always the shitposts you pull out of your ass without thinking that start getting boosted immediately

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@ezra TRUUUEUEUEUE

@jorgaborg@brain.worm.pink avatar jorgaborg , to random

[robot gets hit in the chest with a comically large spike of some kind]
"Well, that was rude."

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fyi this will happen in one of the many games i will eventually make. it may be a running gag throughout the story

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gorta sleep byeeyyeyeyey ibaaaaaaaaav9

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i gotta redraw that sub

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SUBMARINE. A SUBMARINE. I DONR FRAW SMUT

@coolbean@brain.worm.pink avatar coolbean , to random

wedding gowns arent hot or really all that pretty tbh

extremely tacky, visually uninteresting as the novelty of an all-white dress really wore off since queen victoria did it (and even she had the decency to add a flower wreath at least), overpriced and never going to be worn again. this might be the aromantic in me talking but they're fucking stupid

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@coolbean nah you right. impractical. maybe if youre a bright goth youll wear it again but black or other dark colors are better for wedding dresses imo

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Io is a sulfur-rich, iron-cored moon in a circular orbit around Jupiter. What does this. Sound like? Tidal forces from Jupiter and Ganymede pull and squeeze Io sufficiently to melt Tartarus, its sub-surface sulfur ocean. Tartarus vents its excess energy with sulfur and sulfur dioxide volcanoes. What does. This sound like? Io’s metallic core generates a magnetic field that punches a hole in Jupiter’s magnetosphere, and also creates a high-energy ion flux tube connecting its own poles with the north and south poles of Jupiter. What. Does this sound like? Io sweeps up and absorbs all the electrons in the million-volt range. Its volcanoes pump out sulfur dioxide; its magnetic field breaks down a percentage of that into sulfur and oxygen ions; and these ions are pumped into the hole punched in the magnetosphere, creating a rotating field commonly called the Io torus. What does this sound like? Torus. Flux tube. Magnetosphere. Volcanoes. Sulfur ions. Molten ocean. Tidal heating. Circular orbit. What does this sound like?

@fiore@brain.worm.pink avatar fiore , to random

worm.pink irish era ? anyone ?

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@prettygood @fiore irish italian german french. and like 0.5% cherokee but whos counting

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@fiore @prettygood my great grandpa came in thru ellis island lol. he was a panasci. how sicilian

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@fiore @prettygood it’s his surname 😭