Tangent5280

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Yeah, because people want their SO also to know how to use the laptop when they need to.

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That's called a market opportunity.

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Hey that's a pretty good idea. I'm stealing that.

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Is it on F-Droid? It's a PITA to install play store apps because I'd have to install play store (bleh) so I'm hoping symfonium has a github or something so I could use Obtainium.

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I was so excited to get my grubby hands on that music only to later learn it was hundreds of terabytes...

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Which poor guy has half a Dingdong?

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There's always music in the banana chain... or something like that

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Bosenana
AudioBananica
DolBananAtmos
Bananaheiser

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The ensuing explosion took out two thirds of New Jersey

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What exactly is this thing, I'm curious now

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Rare planetary-alignment tier meme, congratulations.

Confession ( I may be delusional)

Hey, everyone. I’m not the usual poster you see from this account. Normally, it’s by this girl who goes by “Frankie” but the person, or rather, alien, writing this, is named Tokio. I say “alien” because I am actually from Mars. The Martian race was kept secret for a long time by people who knew about the aliens on ...

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I enjoyed this schizo post, but maybe you should talk to a therapist about why you feel the way you do. 15 was a hard age for a lot of us.

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Holy chatgpt response

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I meant no insult, just that the comment had sentence structure that I've seen in LLM responses.

To be honest, I kind of prefer this, because the alternative on many computer centric discussions is just people assuming I know everything they know and just throwing jargon left and right. Atleast here I can infer details from context.

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LMAO I am honestly flabbergasted at this post. What were they trying to do?

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This, I worked at one of the most stickler for windows workplace for a while and every web office thing worked. The most trouble I had is with teams videos, but that is only because the h264 codec download link was broken, unrelated to Microsoft or Linux. I used Linux Mint Cinnamon and everything was fine.

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I encased it in a dot file and enshrined it in my git, to be handed down to all my descendants (People that say hey cool desktop may I have your dotfiles?)

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Toaster ding

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Thats exactly it, I was trying to put this into words. Looks like a lightswitch the landlord has been painting over for the last couple decades.

YSK that the Massachusetts Institute of Technology is one of the best engineering school anywhere in the world. You can take free courses at MIT online. ( en.wikipedia.org )

The classes are filmed and feature MIT Professors and MIT Students. The content is posted online. The only downside is you need to download/buy/borrow the books. ...

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Why? What's the play here?

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The word "generate" is pulling a lot of weight here.

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Spontaneous Explosion (Ignore the mid-flight RPG warhead in the cabin at the time, that was an unrelated incident)

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64 GB ram you say?

GET HIM BOYS HE GOT RAM

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Like an Icelandic landscape.

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But what if my cannibal raider gang's members need a scalable, high availability image and video storage solution for their family albums?

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Its just me using thousands of accounts! In fact, you're just one of my alternative accounts too Muahahahaha

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But its a super cool expense tracker that will change the world and put all other expense trackers to shame dontyaknow

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But I'm a compliant little bitch for POSIX daddy

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Brave stand, I will stand side by side with you until the first signs of mild resistance or mockery from the world!

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Search for whatever passes for a terminal in microslop machine

Top result is Terminal from 2018

As far as I can tell it is some kind of action thriller movie?

0/10 garbage experience

Movie was terrible also

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I am a pureblood and do all the computing I need in my head.

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Linux phones can't come soon enough.

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Also vomit if you ate within the last couple hours

Get on that grindset

(yes, this is a real post by someone who also happened to have actually been arrested for gene editing embryos)

(posted by Jiankui He on April 16, 2025) Good morning bitches. How many embryos have you gene edited today? (picture of someone looking at the camera in a lab coat with scientific equipment in the background)
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Woodchipper's parked out back

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I've heard that it's got the best of both worlds.

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Two phones.

How is Donald Trump able to get away with being part of a child trafficking ring but I get 20 years in jail for littering?

Not only do the elites get away with doing anything they want, they get away with filming themselves committing crimes and bragging about it openly. The same elites that jail you for buying cunny because it's "immoral" not only don't go to jail for doing the same thing with kids but can get elected to the presidency after ...

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Maybe he was littering by throwing away Top Secret Confidential documents on the floor of the Russian Embassy.

Or maybe he was littering by throwing away a strangely shaped metal spheroid on a public street through a stranger's chest cavity.

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Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that's just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.

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This too shall pass - we can hope that now there is both a massive revenue opportunity in the server market as well as an abandoned consumer market ripe for the taking, some enterprising manufacturer is going to look into filling this niche. Probably someone out of China, or maybe even India if they can get their shit together in time.

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Rittenhouse? As in the shooter Rittenhouse?

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Has the same thing been done for the L and S cones? I mean, the isolated "tickling"?

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Paws typed this comment

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Hey, you mentioned not being able to drink coffee - were you able to drink coffee normally without the negative effect once you stopped taking meds?

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I am somewhat functioning with the help of copious amounts of coffee. Terrifying to think of life without this crutch.

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Yeah, they can be enforced by the power rangers across borders.

It's a pipe dream, sadly.

But this one looks cool

From https://mastodon.social/@adhd_coffee/114291246563202375

The image features an animated character with a bald head, wearing a yellow sweater over a white shirt and a teal tie. The character has a distressed expression, with his eyes closed and mouth open, as if he is overwhelmed or struggling with an internal conflict. His hands are raised in front of him, palms facing outward, as if he is trying to resist something. The background is colorful and abstract, with various shapes and patterns, suggesting a high-tech or futuristic setting. Overlaid on the image is text that reads "me" on the right side, and "irresistible urge to buy notebooks I'll never use" in the center, indicating that the character is humorously representing the common experience of wanting to purchase items that one may not actually use.
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When I get notebooks if I open them up and get that sudden apprehension of ruining it with a mistake I immediately fill a page with garbage and squiggles. Then the spell is broken and I'm worthy of writing in it again.

When I get to that page, I write around the squiggles.

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Yeah it's unhygienic as fuck. Be better. Poop directly on top of the shower drain so you can stomp it down with your feet like a gentleman.

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It sounds like she just mixed up gift and grit. Happens to everyone.