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LilahTovMoon

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Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻‍🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Lilah tov moon, lilah tov cow jumping over the moon 🌕 🐄

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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Do I want a pint of Cookies and Cream, Vanilla Bean, or…Tampons

Pints of ice cream at the supermarket with a holder containing ice-cream-pint shaped containers of tampons
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

It’s kinda sad that we don’t have emoji for cow-cat, grey-tabby-cat, calico-cat, etc.

They went through the trouble of making orange-cat and black-cat

🐈 🐈‍⬛

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Cillian Murphy has stated he isn't going to be in the Harry Potter tv series

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

https://screenrant.com/harry-potter-show-voldemort-cillian-murphy-casting-response

Cillian Murphy in Peaky Blinders. He's pointing at someone and yelling "no fighting," but this version says "no terfing"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

I didn't know you could make a Cybertruck look uglier, but I learn new things every day

A Cybertruck with a weird, ill-fitting cap over the bed that looks like it was made by a child as part of a class project
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random
Hoodie with the text "introverted but willing to discuss cats."
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

It's wild how much the world has changed.

1992: Bill Clinton says that he tried pot once, but he didn't inhale.

2026: RFK Jr says that he snorted cocaine off of dirty toilet seats.

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

I used to wonder how people with a cat ever got work done.

Now that I have a cat, I still wonder that 😹

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

The world has 8.3 billion people…

And most of them live in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Graphic from the International Cricket Council Men's World Cup showing a map of Scotland and information about it including the "fact" that it has 5.5 billion people (and it's capital is Edinburgh, region Europe, language English, and ranking 14th)
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

A major analysis published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine found that, after one to three years of hormone therapy, trans and cis women have comparable levels of athletic fitness.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/trans-cis-women-have-comparable-athletic-ability-major-study-finds/

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“Anyone who destroys a life is considered to have destroyed an entire world; and anyone who saves a life is as if he saved an entire world.”

Talmud, Sanhedrin 4:5

This has been on my mind a lot lately. Every future moment when they might care for strangers and loved ones - entire worlds gone.

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

I told an asexual friend of mine that I'm allosexual.

She said I just haven't found the right garlic bread yet.

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random
A page in a book that reads: she is the poem by June bates I don't love women the way men love women. I don't want to tame them. I don't want to own them. I don't want to treat them like a trophy in a case. I just want to be close to them. It's still hunger, but a different kind of hunger. -I almost didn't recognize it at first.
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Scully in the 90s vs Scully in the 2010s

Norm Scully from Brooklyn-99, a grey haired man with a flat top

Norm Scully from Brooklyn-99, a grey haired man with a flat top
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

🏳️‍🌈 Straight people eating brunch feels like stolen valor 🏳️‍🌈

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

My cat is the best cat.

Disagree? Prove me wrong!

Yes, this is bait because I wanna see cat pictures.

A tabby cat sitting on top of the back of a sofa with sunshine streaming onto him with a winter scene outside the window.
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Life Pro Tip: don't feed your cat when you feed yourself.

It seems cute at first: you're both eating at the same time. But then the cat thinks "she's cooking, she should be feeding me" and "she got herself a snack, snack time for me too!"

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random
@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is a profitable USPS 😬

Parody news article titled "US Postal Service to Sell Childrenʼs Letters to Santa to OpenAI" and subtitled "The deal brokered by the Trump administration is aimed to make the USPS profitable. OpenAI will use the letters to train its next generation models to better target kids." It also says "listen to this article, 3:42 min"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Save a tree?

I'm not sure you understand what wood chippers do 😬

A truck that says "SavATree" (save a tree) collecting wood chips from a wood chipper
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Wait, you’ve all been saying “anti-capitalism?”

I thought you were saying Auntie Capitalism - like Uncle Sam and Auntie Capitalism.

Paul Stahr's personified Columbia in an American flag gown and Phrygian cap, from a World War I patriotic poster (c. 1917). It's been altered with text resembling J. M. Flagg's 1917 Uncle Sam army recruitment posters that reads "I want you to spend money"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Everyone complains about GenZ, but GenAI is way more annoying

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Hanukkah is halfway over and I’m still trying to find a dreidel: a Jewish top I can play with 🕎

Bottoms and switches are also acceptable

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

If I were running a pool night for trans people, I'd call it:

Trans with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for Pool!

🏳️‍⚧️ 🎱

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

2006: You control the Information Age!

2025: A handful of billionaires control the Information Age!

In two decades, the rich and powerful have consolidated their control over new mediums.

From ads to algorithms to AI, they'll try to control what we think, who we hate, and how we vote!

2025 Time Magazine Person of the Year cover a handful of billionaires on a steel beam like the "lunch atop a skyscraper" photo. It has the text "the architects of AI"

2025 Time Magazine Person of the Year cover a handful of billionaires on a steel beam like the "lunch atop a skyscraper" photo. It has the text "the architects of AI"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Back in the day, everyone wanted to work making BlackBerry phones.

RIM jobs were highly coveted.

An early BlackBerry device showing the RIM (Research in Motion) branding on it
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Future Anthropologists:

The mating rituals of the 2000s were complicated and superstitious. For example, burning CDs.

People would take their favorite music and burn it as a sacrifice to the music gods, hoping they’d bring good fortune in dating.

A CD that is burning (flames coming off it)
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

"[One] owner reported that the pop-up took over their screen even though they were using Apple CarPlay. To force-close an application that’s in use, solely for the sake of in-car advertising, is especially egregious."

🎶 I've got to admit it's getting better
A little better all the time 🎶

https://www.thedrive.com/news/subaru-owners-are-ticked-about-in-car-pop-up-ads-for-siriusxm

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"Kohler can access data and pictures from toilet camera"

It's amazing what passes for a totally normal sentence in 2025

https://varlogsimon.leaflet.pub/3m6zrw6k2bs2p

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Right-wing men love testosterone replacement therapy for when their hormones aren't quite reich

https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/27/robert-f-kennedy-jr-hormone-replacement-therapy-hrt/

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My "Not Enron" memo is raising a lot of questions already answered by my memo

Headline from Barron's that reads "Nvidia Says It's Not Enron in Private Memo Refuting Accounting Questions" it's by Tae Kim and published November 24, 2025 2:04 pm EST
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Live long and poppers

Grindr profile edit screen with picture of Spock, display name "Logic Boi" and about me as "live long and poppers"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random
Apu from the Simpsons on the ground after getting shot. It's captioned "The searing kiss of electrolysis. How I've missed you. I mean, I think my hairs are dying"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Sure, LED Zeppelin is great, but you should really upgrade to OLED Zeppelin

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

It’s really weird how some places have oil and others don’t.

It’s as if dinosaurs were all like, “omg, I wouldn’t be caught dead there”

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

I think I'm going to get some stickers/buttons made up

Lesbian pride flag with the text "don't die wondering"

Lesbian pride flag with the text "don't die wondering"
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Being a single cat-mom is hard.

All cats deserve two lesbian parents.

Cameron, a grey tabby cat, lying on an ottoman in front of a sofa looking at the camera. There's a feather on the ground and a cat bed in the background.
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Dyke Night was so much fun tonight.

I entered the costume contest (as Poison Ivy). There were so many awesome costumes and the winner was someone dressed as "chaser tinder pic" and their costume included a Blåhaj on a fishing rod 🎣

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Taking estradiol valerate once a week is so interesting. Day 6, a bit meh. Day 7, ugh. Shot. Next day, 😊

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If the Blue Jays win the World Series, there will be no team visiting the White House and giving Trump a jersey and photo-op.

In case you needed a reason to root for Toronto.

⚾️ 🐦 🇨🇦 ⚾️

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Power BI definitely sounds like a queer thing, not a Microsoft business application.

You know, you have your twinks, power bis, etc.

Microsoft Power BI logo showing three yellow/orange bars
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

I have friends that believe you should do everything possible via the command line

You know, CLImaxing

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Live your life in Mode 7

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

You know what really takes balls?

Getting an orchiectomy.

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Trump attacked a Hyundai EV factory set to employ 8,500 people. LG is now rethinking its joint GM battery factory.

We're alienating a close ally and 1 of 2 countries that makes latest-gen chips. If I were a conspiracy theorist, this does help Musk whose Tesla competes with EVs from Hyundai and GM.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz9j585g23go

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

This is such a strange grouping of symbols on this Cybertruck

Side of a Cybertruck wrapped in a neon green wrap with black spray painted symbols including a roman numeral 2, the Harvard coat of arms, a number-1 golf trophy, a Balbasaur Pokémon, the bitcoin logo, a sleeping crescent moon with sleeping cap, a diamond, a giraffe, "99.Casanova", a peace symbol, a hand holding up the thumb index and middle finger, a crown, the ChatGPT logo and name, a fleur de lis, a Christian cross, the zip code 02143 Harvard's Memorial Hall can be seen in the background
Side of a Cybertruck wrapped in a neon green wrap with black spray painted symbols including a cityscape of Shanghai, the coats of arms of Columbia University in the City of New York and The University of California Berkeley, some trees next to a pond, some Chinese writing, a golf bag with clubs, a drone, a sun, sunglasses, the Chanel logo, clouds, a golf green with flag, a jester cap, a human hand squeezing a bird to death, a lightning bolt, a PlayStation dual analog controller, some sort of rocket that looks like a fish, a sleeping moon with a sleeping cap, the text DC-town Harvard's Adolphus Busch Hall can be seen in the background

Side of a Cybertruck wrapped in a neon green wrap with black spray painted symbols including a cityscape of Shanghai, the coats of arms of Columbia University in the City of New York and The University of California Berkeley, some trees next to a pond, some Chinese writing, a golf bag with clubs, a drone, a sun, sunglasses, the Chanel logo, clouds, a golf green with flag, a jester cap, a human hand squeezing a bird to death, a lightning bolt, a PlayStation dual analog controller, some sort of rocket that looks like a fish, a sleeping moon with a sleeping cap, the text DC-town Harvard's Adolphus Busch Hall can be seen in the background
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@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt avatar LilahTovMoon , to random

Tattoos are the #1 cause of ink getting trapped under people's skin